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Bible verses you won't hear at Church

  • 02-06-2014 5:11am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Psalm 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

    Basically killing children is good according to the all mighty lord.


    KJV Isaiah 45:7 - I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil I the LORD do all these things.

    My favourite that I always point out to any religious nutjob that I encounter and mostly all of them give me the same damn answer which is, the Lord works in mysterious ways :rolleyes:


    Any more crazy bible verses you can think off ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Knob Longman


    Good morning Lucifer, Bearer of light..

    Psalm 65:9
    You care for the land and water it; you enrich it abundantly. The streams of God are filled with water to provide the people with grain, for so you have ordained it.

    Psalm 147:8
    He covers the sky with clouds; he supplies the earth with rain and makes grass grow on the hills.

    So it's really God we should be paying Water rates to.

    Luke 11:42
    "But woe to you Pharisees! For you pay tithe of mint and rue and every kind of garden herb, and yet disregard justice and the love of God; but these are the things you should have done without neglecting the others.

    But one particular Herb is currently denied to use !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Good morning Lucifer, Bearer of light..

    Psalm 65:9
    You care for the land and water it; you enrich it abundantly. The streams of God are filled with water to provide the people with grain, for so you have ordained it.

    Psalm 147:8
    He covers the sky with clouds; he supplies the earth with rain and makes grass grow on the hills.

    So it's really God we should be paying Water rates to.

    Luke 11:42
    "But woe to you Pharisees! For you pay tithe of mint and rue and every kind of garden herb, and yet disregard justice and the love of God; but these are the things you should have done without neglecting the others.

    But one particular Herb is currently denied to use !!

    Bless you my child, now go and sin like there's no tomorrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    Must start goin to church to hear the speel. Hard to believe people still buy this crack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Mark 3:29

    But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; they are guilty of an eternal sin

    Argh Jaysus, that's totally unfair


    2 Kings 2-23:25

    From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    I thought Mount Carmel was closed?


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Since so many Catholics like to label the crazy stuff as Old Testament, lets go with some modern New Testament stuff eh? :)

    Corinthians 14:34-35
    34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

    35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    More New Testament fun!

    John 15:
    “I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing. 6 If you do not remain in me, you are like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned. 7 If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you. 8 This is to my Father’s glory, that you bear much fruit, showing yourselves to be my disciples.

    So you're useless if you don't follow Jesus/God,
    Nice.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Knob Longman


    Must start goin to church to hear the speel. Hard to believe people still buy this crack

    Only thinking that myself, It would be a good craic after some joints to go in and listen to the waffle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Always have this one handy for people who say the prohibitions in the OT don't apply to Christians.
    Matthew 5:17 Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.

    5:18 I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Blah blah blah context blah blah not when it comes to gays those guys are evil


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Mark 11:12-14 showing us Jesus is a diva if he doesnt get his figs.
    The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

    Lol at The Son of God not knowing when figs are in season.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Mark 11:12-14 showing us Jesus is a diva if he doesnt get his figs.

    That is by far my most quoted line from the Bible. There are plenty of passages that show it up for being misogynistic, violent, racist etc. but this one just underlines the absurdity of it all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Lol at The Son of God not knowing when figs are in season.
    ShooterSF wrote: »
    That is by far my most quoted line from the Bible. There are plenty of passages that show it up for being misogynistic, violent, racist etc. but this one just underlines the absurdity of it all

    God can turn water into wine, walk on water, bring back the dead, kill anyone on a whim, turn bread and wine into flesh and blood but alter the growing of fruit on a tree? Thats impossible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    God can turn water into wine, walk on water, bring back the dead, kill anyone on a whim, turn bread and wine into flesh and blood but alter the growing of fruit on a tree? Thats impossible.

    You left out the Hovis and the Donegal Catch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    God can turn water into wine, walk on water, bring back the dead, kill anyone on a whim, turn bread and wine into flesh and blood but alter the growing of fruit on a tree? Thats impossible.

    Maybe Jesus wanted to emulate his dad's achievements like a lot of sons who look up to their father, so deep down he secretly always wanted to create his own forbidden fruit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,549 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Didn't Joseph get some action later on? Or is it only protestants who don't claim hayzoos was an only child?

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Didn't Joseph get some action later on? Or is it only protestants who don't claim hayzoos was an only child?

    Oh don't start that,
    People have killed each other over the lie that she was a virgin!

    Of course if she was a virgin it meant her marriage to Joseph was never consummated so she can end it without a divorce
    Within the Roman Catholic Church, a marriage that has not yet been consummated, regardless of the reason for non-consummation, can be dissolved by the pope.[1] Additionally, an inability or an intentional refusal to consummate the marriage is probable grounds for an annulment. Catholic canon law defines a marriage as consummated when the "spouses have performed between themselves in a human fashion a conjugal act which is suitable in itself for the procreation of offspring, to which marriage is ordered by its nature and by which the spouses become one flesh."[2] Thus some theologians, such as Fr. John A. Hardon, S.J., state that intercourse with contraception does not consummate a marriage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Cabaal wrote: »
    Oh don't start that,
    People have killed each other over the lie that she was a virgin!

    Of course if she was a virgin it meant her marriage to Joseph was never consummated so she can end it without a divorce

    So much like virginity, take it up the other way and it doesn't count?


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    So much like virginity, take it up the other way and it doesn't count?

    Gods loop hole?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Azwaldo55


    "If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

    Deuteronomy 25:11-12


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Skrynesaver


    God can turn water into wine, walk on water, bring back the dead, kill anyone on a whim, turn bread and wine into flesh and blood but alter the growing of fruit on a tree? Thats impossible.

    Forced fruit just doesn't taste the same as tree ripened though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    Always have this one handy for people who say the prohibitions in the OT don't apply to Christians.

    Ironically that's the exact same quote that they use to JUSTIFY not following the prohibitions in the OT. So that passage clearly won't challenge a Christian theologists mind at all since it is the main reason that they don't follow the OT laws.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,549 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Phelps was nearly right, god hates figs.

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    Psalm 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

    Basically killing children is good according to the all mighty lord.

    If you think you won't hear these verses at Church then it might be because you're going to the wrong churches. :)

    Interestingly enough (or not, depending on your opinion) the verse you cite was used as a text at the launch of Evangelism Alliance Ireland ten years ago. Sean Mullan, one of my predecessors as Executive Director of EAI, pointed out how many people know the earlier verses in that Psalm well (By the rivers of Babylon ...) perhaps more so because of the song by Boney M than because of any knowledge of Scripture.

    The Psalm expresses the despair and bitterness of Jewish exiles who had seen their loved ones slaughtered, their city and temple destroyed, and had been carried into Babylon as slaves. That's sort of the point of the Psalms. They aren't supposed to paint a nice happy clappy picture of life. They express the doubt, pain and anguish of struggling to live a life of faith in a brutal world - including when you have feelings that aren't religiously correct or proper.

    Then Sean went on to contrast that with Jeremiah 29:7 where the same exiled slaves are encouraged to pray for the prosperity of Babylon - blessing the same people who had butchered their loved ones and towards whom they harbored natural human desires for revenge.

    The overall message was that Christians, even though we are frail humans who are prone to the same doubts, fears and anger issues as everyone else, should seek to rise above that and be a positive influence on our society - even if we sometimes don't agree with some of the directions that society is going.

    Now, I don't expect you to agree with our interpretation of these Scriptures. After all, you would be letting your side down if you ever portrayed us as anything other than a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites (just look at the opprobrium heaping on Matthew Parris when he betrayed the atheist cause by suggesting that Christianity might be doing some good in Africa). Nevertheless, I am an incurable optimist and cherish the hope, quite possibly misguided, that you might rethink your original claim and consider that some churches make honest attempts to look at 'difficult' passages of Scripture and incorporate them into teaching people to behave decently and humanely rather than ignoring them or explaining them away.

    Nick Park
    Executive Director
    Evangelical Alliance Ireland


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    I was wondering why nobody was posting any of the 'Homosexuality is an abomination' verses.

    Then I remembered that it's a thread about verses you won't hear at church.




    Carry on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭thehouses


    Hermeneutics.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    The overall message was that Christians, even though we are frail humans who are prone to the same doubts, fears and anger issues as everyone else, should seek to rise above that and be a positive influence on our society

    Interesting,
    So we should endevour to have a positive influence on our society, then why do this then?

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/bishops-vow-to-boycott-weddings-over-gay-marriage-29162066.html
    The Iona Institute, Council for the Status of the Family and the Evangelical Alliance Ireland are among the main bodies opposing same-sex marriage

    Hard to take your seriously as an organization when you claim you want postie things for our society based on scripture but are at the same time happy to treat our fellow human beings as "second class".
    some churches make honest attempts to look at 'difficult' passages of Scripture and incorporate them into teaching people to behave decently and humanely rather than ignoring them or explaining them away.

    Doesn't this translate to picking and choosing what you want from "difficult" passages, so gays are bad still but women wearing pants and eating shelfish is just dandy these days!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    Cabaal wrote: »
    Interesting,
    So we should endevour to have a positive influence on our society, then why do this then?

    URL REMOVED AS I AM A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN ON BOARDS AND AM NOT ALLOWED TO INCLUDE URL'S IN MY POST

    Because we don't believe that artificially redefining the word 'marriage' is a positive step. Instead I advocate a more radical, less intrusive, and more equal approach to marriage.
    Hard to take your seriously as an organization when you claim you want postie things for our society based on scripture but are at the same time happy to treat our fellow human beings as "second class".

    I am not happy to see anyone treated as second class. That is why, on Wednesday night on TV3's 'People's Debate with Vincent Brown' I stated that I want to see same sex couples and heterosexual couples have exactly the same legal recognition and rights under Irish law.

    There is more than one way to skin a cat.

    My suggestion was that the concept of Civil Partnership (EAI publicly spoke out in support of the CP Bill) can fully meet the State's interests in dealing with issues of property, taxation, inheritance etc. There is no logical reason why the State should regulate marriage at all. Indeed, removal of all references to marriage in Irish law would enhance the status, of unmarried couples (who otherwise may remain as second class citizens under the proposed redefinition of marriage.

    The Church does not own marriage. Neither does the State. For most of western history marriage was a community event that required no state license and no priest. Returning marriage to the community will allow for greater equality than the referendum currently being envisaged. The State does not regulate how families mark other major rites of passage, and there is no reason for it to regulate marriage either.

    Under my proposals, anyone could celebrate marriage as they see fit. Muslims could hold a ceremony in a mosque and declare two people married. A church could hold a ceremony and declare two people married. A local LGBT group could hold a ceremony and declare two people married. We would be free to define marriage differently if we choose, so no-one rams their definition of marriage down anyone else's throat, and all our 'marriages' have exactly the same standing in law - just as currently applies to other rites of passage such as christenings, bar mitzvah's, or a group of humanists conducting a ceremony to celebrate the birth of a child. Of course, if we want the government to put its seal of approval on our 'marriages' then we are all free to enter a Civil Partnership, heterosexual couples and same sex couples alike on an equal footing.

    Now, I am offering a solution that means the government does not have to artificially redefine language, but neither does anyone force their religious (or non-religious) views on anyone else. Can you please explain how I am treating anyone as a second-class citizen? Otherwise I would appreciate it if you would withdraw that untrue accusation.
    Doesn't this translate to picking and choosing what you want from "difficult" passages, so gays are bad still but women wearing pants and eating shelfish is just dandy these days!

    If you're honest you'll admit that everyone picks and chooses their interpretations of anything to fit their worldview. Don't you think other posters in this thread are deliberately looking for the worst possible interpretations of Bible verses and picking and choosing accordingly?

    By the way, I don't think gays are any more bad than I am, but I don't like shellfish.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree

    Luke 19:27

    But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me.'"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,549 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Nick Park
    Executive Director
    Evangelical Alliance Ireland

    Is it true there aren't going to be any more Wallace and Gromit films?

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Is it true there aren't going to be any more Wallace and Gromit films?

    Oh ye of little faith.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Either the bible is the word of God, each and every verse, or it isn't. You can't have it both ways, unless God happened to tell you which bits you can gloss over and which bits mean you get to define marriage laws based on his words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    lazygal wrote: »
    Either the bible is the word of God, each and every verse, or it isn't. You can't have it both ways, unless God happened to tell you which bits you can gloss over and which bits mean you get to define marriage laws based on his words.

    I guess that depends on whether you read something (be it the Bible, the Constitution or a post on boards.ie) with a genuine desire to understand what the writer is saying rather than a dogmatic need to score points for your side.

    For example, if you'd actually bothered to read what I posted in this thread you would have seen that I emphatically stated that I don't want to define marriage laws based on the Bible. I advocate total marriage equality where everyone is free to define and practice marriage as they see fit without any interference from the law (with the obvious provision that other sensible laws such as those against rape or paedophilia are not broken).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    I guess that depends on whether you read something (be it the Bible, the Constitution or a post on boards.ie) with a genuine desire to understand what the writer is saying rather than a dogmatic need to score points for your side.

    For example, if you'd actually bothered to read what I posted in this thread you would have seen that I emphatically stated that I don't want to define marriage laws based on the Bible. I advocate total marriage equality where everyone is free to define and practice marriage as they see fit without any interference from the law (with the obvious provision that other sensible laws such as those against rape or paedophilia are not broken).

    Do do think all of the bible is the word of God? Or are some parts not his?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    lazygal wrote: »
    Do do think all of the bible is the word of God? Or are some parts not his?

    I'm very happy to discuss this further with you, but in order to know I'm not wasting my time I would like to know that I'm engaged in conversation with someone in good faith and that they actually bother to read my replies.

    So, maybe you could have the good grace to acknowledge that you were falsely implying that I wanted to define marriage laws by the Bible? Then we might have a basis of common understanding on which we can have a fruitful discussion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    King James bible;Isa 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

    Acts 9:5-6 "And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks. And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    I'm very happy to discuss this further with you, but in order to know I'm not wasting my time I would like to know that I'm engaged in conversation with someone in good faith and that they actually bother to read my replies.

    So, maybe you could have the good grace to acknowledge that you were falsely implying that I wanted to define marriage laws by the Bible? Then we might have a basis of common understanding on which we can have a fruitful discussion.

    I just want to know whether the bible is the word of God or whether he's ok with a pick and mix approach. And how you know God won't be angry by his followers not following all the rules, including shellfish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    lazygal wrote: »
    I just want to know whether the bible is the word of God or whether he's ok with a pick and mix approach. And how you know God won't be angry by his followers not following all the rules, including shellfish.

    So, that's a 'No' when it comes to having the good grace to actually read my posts or acknowledge when you misrepresent my position?

    I'm not trying to be funny or smart here. I'm very willing to have a polite and good natured discussion, but that sort of cuts both ways. And, as my parents taught me, good manners cost nothing.

    There's little point in trying to have a discussion with someone who is rude or lacking in good faith. That would just turn into a train wreck. If that's what you're after then I'll limit my contribution to this thread to pointing out that most of the verses cited in this thread will be heard in at least some churches and, indeed, I've preached on most of them myself over the years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    That's a no on answering whether the bible is the word of God or you can pick the bits you like then.

    I haven't been rude in the slightest.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    lazygal wrote: »
    That's a no on answering whether the bible is the word of God or you can pick the bits you like then.

    I haven't been rude in the slightest.

    Actually I think it is rather rude to make a false claim or implication against somebody and then, when they politely point out to you that what you said was incorrect, to brusquely ask another question without pausing to acknowledge that your previous statement was unfair. That isn't how reasonable people behave in polite society.

    In my experience if such behaviour is allowed to continue then gradually one person assassinates the character of the other with a succession of unretracted slurs and slights. In the present context the risk of such a scenario is magnified by the fact that I am one Christian engaging in a thread with a much larger number of atheists. In fact you are not the first to engage in such behaviour. Another poster, who apparently moderates another forum on this site, accused me of being happy to treat a group of people as second class citizens and has also failed to respond to my polite request to withdraw his false assertion. I'm happy to engage in discussion with you, Cabaal or any other atheist in an atmosphere of mutual respect, but I don't see why I should be this forum's piñata.

    So, all I'm asking is that you would have the good grace and manners to say, "Yeah, OK Nick, you aren't actually advocating that we define marriage laws based on the Bible or religion. Now, here's a question that I'd really like you to answer ...."

    Is that really so hard to do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭Bellatori


    Cabaal wrote: »
    Gods loop hole? ...

    That is really gross :):) I loved it :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Cabaal wrote: »
    URL REMOVED AS I AM A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN ON BOARDS AND AM NOT ALLOWED TO INCLUDE URL'S IN MY POST
    ...
    I am not happy to see anyone treated as second class.
    Just on this, if you're seriously trying trying to make some point about how boards treats some people as second class due to our anti-spam measures, then I point this back to you. evangelical.ie therefore, obviously, treats some people as second class citizens because one of the first links I chose when I went on the website it actually demanded that I was a robot and it demanded that I enter three digits in order to proceed, and then I was forced to log in with a username and password. I was treated as a second class citizen, as a robot.

    The path I chose was > main site > click on 'about us' > EAI board.

    Regarding your username claiming to represent a business/charity, I have sent you a PM if you could please read and reply to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭Nick Park


    Gordon wrote: »
    Just on this, if you're seriously trying trying to make some point about how boards treats some people as second class due to our anti-spam measures, then I point this back to you. evangelical.ie therefore, obviously, treats some people as second class citizens because one of the first links I chose when I went on the website it actually demanded that I was a robot and it demanded that I enter three digits in order to proceed, and then I was forced to log in with a username and password. I was treated as a second class citizen, as a robot.

    The path I chose was > main site > click on 'about us' > EAI board.

    Regarding your username claiming to represent a business/charity, I have sent you a PM if you could please read and reply to.

    Mmm, obviously my sense of humour and yours don't coincide. Perhaps not scatological enough for this thread? Anyway, my comment about URL's and second class citizens was intended as a harmless bit of fun. Apologies if it came across in any other way.

    I take on board your intervention and the PM warning me that I'm not allowed to represent an organisation. I had mistakenly thought a director of an organisation could contribute to a discussion. I apologise for my error.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Mmm, obviously my sense of humour and yours don't coincide. Perhaps not scatological enough for this thread?
    No, just not obvious it was a joke.
    I take on board your intervention and the PM warning me that I'm not allowed to represent an organisation. I had mistakenly thought a director of an organisation could contribute to a discussion. I apologise for my error.
    As I mentioned, you can represent a business/charity if you discuss it with head office. Or, you can contribute to discussions with a name change, it's no problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭pH


    Gordon wrote: »
    No, just not obvious it was a joke.


    As I mentioned, you can represent a business/charity if you discuss it with head office. Or, you can contribute to discussions with a name change, it's no problem.

    [Mod Snip]


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Interesting article about these evangelical lads, apparently they support gay rights.


    http://www.gladysganiel.com/irish-catholic-church/evangelicals-gay-rights-in-ireland-evangelical-alliances-surprise-support-for-civil-partnerships-bill/

    *Returns to holiday in France*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Genesis 19:30-38

    Lot and His Daughters

    30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

    33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭Bellatori


    Have we had this from Ezekiel

    New International Version (Ezekiel 23 v19&20)

    Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

    I read a lot from Cracked.com which is a real hoot... The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

    I thought I would add at this point The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts (From the Bible)

    and

    The 5 Most Ridiculously Unjust Religious Afterlives.

    just for the 'hell' of it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭oldrnwisr


    Because we don't believe that artificially redefining the word 'marriage' is a positive step. Instead I advocate a more radical, less intrusive, and more equal approach to marriage.



    I am not happy to see anyone treated as second class. That is why, on Wednesday night on TV3's 'People's Debate with Vincent Brown' I stated that I want to see same sex couples and heterosexual couples have exactly the same legal recognition and rights under Irish law.

    There is more than one way to skin a cat.

    My suggestion was that the concept of Civil Partnership (EAI publicly spoke out in support of the CP Bill) can fully meet the State's interests in dealing with issues of property, taxation, inheritance etc. There is no logical reason why the State should regulate marriage at all. Indeed, removal of all references to marriage in Irish law would enhance the status, of unmarried couples (who otherwise may remain as second class citizens under the proposed redefinition of marriage.

    The Church does not own marriage. Neither does the State. For most of western history marriage was a community event that required no state license and no priest. Returning marriage to the community will allow for greater equality than the referendum currently being envisaged. The State does not regulate how families mark other major rites of passage, and there is no reason for it to regulate marriage either.

    Under my proposals, anyone could celebrate marriage as they see fit. Muslims could hold a ceremony in a mosque and declare two people married. A church could hold a ceremony and declare two people married. A local LGBT group could hold a ceremony and declare two people married. We would be free to define marriage differently if we choose, so no-one rams their definition of marriage down anyone else's throat, and all our 'marriages' have exactly the same standing in law - just as currently applies to other rites of passage such as christenings, bar mitzvah's, or a group of humanists conducting a ceremony to celebrate the birth of a child. Of course, if we want the government to put its seal of approval on our 'marriages' then we are all free to enter a Civil Partnership, heterosexual couples and same sex couples alike on an equal footing.

    Now, I am offering a solution that means the government does not have to artificially redefine language, but neither does anyone force their religious (or non-religious) views on anyone else. Can you please explain how I am treating anyone as a second-class citizen? Otherwise I would appreciate it if you would withdraw that untrue accusation.



    If you're honest you'll admit that everyone picks and chooses their interpretations of anything to fit their worldview. Don't you think other posters in this thread are deliberately looking for the worst possible interpretations of Bible verses and picking and choosing accordingly?

    By the way, I don't think gays are any more bad than I am, but I don't like shellfish.


    Can you explain something? Are these proposals your own personal views or an official position of your organisation. You see, the thing is that I can't find any mention of these proposals on your website. Further, EAI made a submission to the constitutional convention which contains none of what you speak of above. It simply contains the same old fallacious, dishonest and mistaken arguments that we have seen time and again.

    With regard to changing the legislation surrounding marriage in this country, the primary thrust of your organisation's argument (at least according to its submission) is that legalising gay marriage would be bad because it would mean redefining marriage. However, nowhere do you explain why redefining marriage is inherently bad? Furthermore, whatever way you decide to look at it, opposing same-sex marriage for semantic reasons is a logically fallacious argument (either an appeal to tradition or an appeal to common practice).
    In your submission you also mention (twice in fact) that you fear your rights (under Article 18 of the UN Declaration on Human Rights) will be infringed should same-sex marriage be legalised. However, you make no attempt to recognise the ongoing infringement of the rights of gay couples. Since you're familiar with the UN Declaration then you probably read Article 1 which states:

    " All human beings are born free and equal in dignityand rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."

    and also the relevant section of our own constitution Article 40.1:

    "All citizens shall, as human persons, be held equal before the law."

    therefore if a freely consenting adult male and a freely consenting adult female have the right to be married and call it marriage then all freely consenting adults must be endowed with the same rights. To grant people the same legal rights but then not call it marriage is to maintain an inequality. To quote Orwell: "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." This is what Cabaal referred to in his post as second-class citizens.


    Now, in your position statement on the Civil Partnership Bill one of your stated reasons for your oppostion to same-sex marriage is that:

    "The Christian Scriptures make it clear that God's purpose for his gift of sex is that it would be the ultimate physical expression of love between a man and a woman in the context of the covenant of marriage."


    However, this is really an indefensible position.
    Firstly, I should clarify that contrary to Catholic teaching (Humanae Vitae) there is no basis in scripture for sex within marriage being restricted to procreative acts. Both the OT (Proverbs 5:15-19) and NT (1 Corinthians 7:3-5) encourage sex within marriage for purposes other than simply procreation.
    Without this restriction, therefore, the only restriction on sex is that it happen within the context of marriage. So the question becomes, should marriage be restricted to heterosexual couples. The answer, unless you want to come across as a hypocrite, is no.

    And here's why.

    There are only a finite number of references to homosexuality in the Bible and even combined, they don't add up to an argument against gay marriage.

    Obviously the most oft-quoted passage in the Bible concerning gay marriage is Leviticus 18:22, and by extension Leviticus 20:13. However, two things are already apparent.
    Firstly, Leviticus is a penal code listing offences and their accompanying sentences. The two can't really be divorced from each other. So if you're going to advocate homosexuality as bad on the basis of 18:22, then you should also advocate the punishment in 20:13.

    *CAVEAT 1: It could be argued that the heavy-handedness of the punishments outlined in the Pentateuch represent a frontier law outlook necessary in biblical times which need not be maintained today. However, there are two problems with this argument. Firstly, on your own website under "What We Believe" you state that:

    "The divine inspiration of the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments and their consequent entire trustworthiness and supreme authority in all matters of belief and behaviour."

    So therefore, if the scriptures are divinely inspired then these offences and their punishments were in some way dictated by God. Therefore, as Christians aren't you bound to honour them?

    Secondly, it is made abundantly clear in both the Old and New Testaments that the whole law should be followed without exception.

    "Do not add to what I command you and do not subtract from it, but keep the commands of the LORD your God that I give you."
    Deuteronomy 4:2

    "May my tongue sing of your word, for all your commands are righteous."

    Psalms 119:172

    "For truly I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the Law until all is accomplished. Whoever then annuls one of the least of these commandments, and teaches others to do the same, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever keeps and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven."
    Matthew 5:18-19
    "All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for training in righteousness; so that the man of God may be adequate, equipped for every good work."
    2 Timothy 3:16-17


    Secondly, there are other offences and punishments in Leviticus which the overwhelming majority of Christians completely ignore while loudly shouting about 18:22, prohibitions against planting two different crops side by side (19:19), divination (19:26), eating pork (11:7), eating shellfish (11:12), eating blood (17:10), tattoos (19:28).
    Also, while we're on the subject of Leviticus, just how bad exactly can homosexuality be? After all, only two verses in the entire book are devoted to it. Mould is obviously far more dangerous and offensive to God's sensibilities since a whopping 36 verses are devoted to dealing with it.

    For the moment we'll move to the New Testament but we'll get back to the OT in a bit.
    So what prohibitions are in the NT against homosexuality. Well, unsurprisingly most of the noise against homosexuality comes from Paul. Unsurprising not only because of Paul's significant contribution to the NT in terms of volume but also because of Paul's pretty warped sense of morality.
    He outlines his stance in several verses but particularly:

    "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
    Romans 1:26-27

    "But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully; Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust."
    1 Timothy 8:11

    Of course, just like Leviticus above, most people don't put a lot of stock in what Paul has to say about morality. After all, how many Christians really follow Pauline doctrines like:

    " A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
    1 Timothy 2:11-12

    "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything."
    Ephesians 5:22-24

    "Slaves, obey your earthly masters in every respect, not only when they are watching – like those who are strictly people-pleasers – but with a sincere heart, fearing the Lord."
    Colossians 3:22

    "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church."
    1 Corinthians 14:34-35

    *CAVEAT 2: I should point out here that some of the quotes above come from forged writings. In particular Ephesians which is now part of the group known as the Deutero-Pauline epistles and 1 Timothy, part of the pastoral epistles which were actually written between 130-155CE. However, since most Christians still adhere to traditional authorship for these epistles, the overall point stands.

    Now, to turn to the one story which is referenced in both the New and Old Testaments as a commentary against homosexuality: the sin of Sodom. Many modern Christians interpret the sin of Sodom as homosexuality. However, this is not explicitly stated in the story. Moreover, we have passages like this:

    "Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good."
    Ezekiel 16:49-50

    and this:

    "The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this outrageous thing. Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don’t do such an outrageous thing.”
    Judges 19:23-24

    which show that the authors of the OT meant to describe inhospitality and rudeness to guests as the sin of Sodom and not homosexuality. Indeed the passage from Judges above is a close parallel of Genesis 19.

    After all this there doesn't seem to be much of a solid justification for opposing SSM in the bible. But wait there's more. We also have to consider the inherently contradictory nature of the Bible. Take this passage for example:

    "And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. "
    1 Samuel 18:1

    or this:

    "I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women."
    2 Samuel 1:26

    The story of David and Johnathan is widely regarded (or at least was by early Jewish oral tradition) as a homosexual relationship, one which seemed to find some degree of acceptance within the society of the time. It is commented in the Mishnah:

    “Whenever love depends on some selfish end, when the end passes away, the love passes away; but if it does not depend on some selfish end, it will never pass away. Which love depended on a selfish end? This was the love of Amnon and Tamar. And which did not depend on a selfish end? This was the love of David and Jonathan."

    So, is there a solid justification for opposing SSM in the bible? Well as I said, no, unless you wish to come across as a hypocrite.


    Oh, and one minor but rather irksome final point. In your organisation's submission to the constitutional convention you make the rather bold but wholly false claim that:

    "Since heterosexual marriage has been the basic building block of virtually every society ..."


    No, it hasn't. It is clear from the context of the rest of your statements particularly this:

    "The Christian Scriptures make it clear that God's purpose for his gift of sex is that it would be the ultimate physical expression of love between a man and a woman in the context of the covenant of marriage."

    that your operational definition of marriage is heterosexual and monogamous. So already you're off to a bad start. If we look at all societies as a function of marriage type and identify the dominant marriage type in every society, we see that monogamous heterosexual marriage is in a small minority:


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    However, even if we extend the argument to all heterosexual relationship types, the claim is still wrong. There were a not insignificant number of societies throughout history where homosexual unions were seen as being on a par with heterosexual unions. In particular many of the cultures of the near East had a permissive attitude to homosexuality with the Mesopotamian Almanac of Incantations containing prayers which favoured on an equal basis the love between a man and woman and between a man and a man.

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    Homosexuality in Ancient Egypt

    Similarly permissive attitudes existed in Greece and Rome until the passing of the Theodosian code in 342CE. However, most importantly of all is the fact that Christianity itself has not had a historically coherent position against same-sex marriage.

    "Contrary to myth, Christianity's concept of marriage has not been set in stone since the days of Christ, but has constantly evolved as a concept and ritual. Prof. John Boswell, the late Chairman of Yale University’s history department, discovered that in addition to heterosexual marriage ceremonies in ancient Christian church liturgical documents, there were also ceremonies called the "Office of Same-Sex Union" (10th and 11th century), and the "Order for Uniting Two Men" (11th and 12th century).

    These church rites had all the symbols of a heterosexual marriage: the whole community gathered in a church, a blessing of the couple before the altar was conducted with their right hands joined, holy vows were exchanged, a priest officiatied in the taking of the Eucharist and a wedding feast for the guests was celebrated afterwards. These elements all appear in contemporary illustrations of the holy union of the Byzantine Warrior-Emperor, Basil the First (867-886 CE) and his companion John."

    http://anthropologist.livejournal.com/1314574.html


    Boswell's 1979 is available here: http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/pwh/1979boswell.asp

    Thanks to Bannasidhe for the links. Original post can be found here.


    Now, as for the main topic of this thread and your point that:

    "Nevertheless, I am an incurable optimist and cherish the hope, quite possibly misguided, that you might rethink your original claim and consider that some churches make honest attempts to look at 'difficult' passages of Scripture and incorporate them into teaching people to behave decently and humanely rather than ignoring them or explaining them away."


    the one thing I'd like to know, far from dealing with passages that appear to be difficult on a casual read (i.e. those with barbaric and primitive attitudes), why do churches not deal with the facts which are far more problematic to the overall claims of your religion.

    For example, why is it not discussed that the virgin birth "prophecy" is a wilful misinterpretation by the author of Matthew's gospel which takes a quote-mined passage out of context, coupled with a mistranslation and attempts to pass it off as messianic prophecy? Why do churches not deal with the fact that a lot of the scriptural basis for our information about Jesus comes from anonymous and forged writings? Why do churches not highlight the many factual errors made by the Gospel writers when discussing passages intended to be historical accounts (e.g. Mark Chapter 5)? Why do churches attempt to gloss over inconsistencies in the bible with baseless proclamations (e.g. the identification of Bartholomew with Nathanael has no basis in any extant document other than to resolve the discrepancy between John and the synoptics)? Why don't churches deal with the wide gaps in theology between the Old and New Testaments (especially the lack of an afterlife or heaven in the OT and the change in the nature of Satan from OT to NT)?

    There are far more fundamental issues with the scriptures than those verses which portray the barbaric and inhumane attitudes of the biblical authors. However, outside the realm of academic scholarship there is no significant attempt made by Chrisitan churches to deal with these issues.


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