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Dolphin meat

  • 22-05-2014 7:38pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Just had some in a nice restaurant on the North Sea coast near Mundesley.

    Freshly caught this morning.

    It's not on the menu. The chef told us not to mention it as he fears the negative publicity it might bring. (So I came straight to After Hours).

    Doesn't taste like ckicken at all. Bit tender. Could have done with another minute or two on the pan.

    I'd have it again though.

    It treats a good merlot with handsome respect.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Tastes like tuna.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I took a bite out of fungis arse once, bit salty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Flip that!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Lapin wrote: »
    Just had some in a nice restaurant on the North Sea coast near Mundesley.

    Freshly caught this morning.

    It's not on the menu. The chef told us not to mention it as he fears the negative publicity it might bring. (So I came straight to After Hours).

    Doesn't taste like ckicken at all. Bit tender. Could have done with another minute or two on the pan.

    I'd have it again though.

    It treats a good merlot with handsome respect.

    OH JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,585 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    You're not supposed to eat the pretty ones.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    It was probably cat or badger some kind of road kill that yer man figured he could twist a few handy euro's out of :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Tastes like tuna.

    I thought it might but it doesn't though.


    Hint of squirrell off it mind.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    kneemos wrote: »
    You're not supposed to eat the pretty ones.

    But there was spuds beside it. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Good, but its no Ortolan.
    Now that is truly shameful


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    131spanner wrote: »
    It was probably cat or badger some kind of road kill that yer man figured he could twist a few handy euro's out of :pac:

    Definitely dolphin.


    I know ny cats and badgers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Pompous


    I am by no means a vegetarian, but I don't think I could live with myself knowing I ate some dolphin. Shame on you OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Lapin wrote: »
    I thought it might but it doesn't though.


    Hint of squirrell off it mind.

    You eat squirrel too? A monster if I ever saw one! :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Good, but its no Ortolan.
    Now that is truly shameful

    I've eaten ortalan too.


    Somewhere near Lyon in 1998.

    It was yuk.

    But then, I don't like Cognac.

    And I cheated by not keeping the cloth over my head the whole time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    131spanner wrote: »
    It was probably cat or badger some kind of road kill that yer man figured he could twist a few handy euro's out of :pac:

    You promised me dog or higher!!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Pompous wrote: »
    I am by no means a vegetarian, but I don't think I could live with myself knowing I ate some dolphin. Shame on you OP.

    It is very unlikely that the OP is being truthful here as the restaurant would risk their business as would any ship that hauled a dolphin to port. Greenpeace would have a ship up there quicksmart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭fran17


    people like you op are the reason dolphins sleep with one eye open:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Prefer rabbit myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Was it this place, just 50 miles from Mundesley?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Pompous wrote: »
    I am by no means a vegetarian, but I don't think I could live with myself knowing I ate some dolphin. Shame on you OP.

    Food


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,475 ✭✭✭drkpower


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    It is very unlikely that the OP is being truthful here as the restaurant would risk their business as would any ship that hauled a dolphin to port. Greenpeace would have a ship up there quicksmart.

    +1.

    If the OP is being truthful, it's likely that they were fooled by dolphin fish (mahi mahi) being on the menu. It usually fools those who think that eating dolphin might be a mad story to tell the lads (or readers of boards).


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Was it this place, just 50 miles from Mundesley?

    No.

    But we might pop in there tomorrow. Lamb steak looks nice.

    Larianne wrote: »
    Prefer rabbit myself.

    :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    drkpower wrote: »
    +1.

    If the OP is being truthful, it's likely that they were fooled by dolphin fish (mahi mahi) being on the menu. It usually fools those who think that eating dolphin might be a mad story to tell the lads (or readers of boards).

    Nothing mad about it.

    It was dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    what porpoise is there in eating dolphin flesh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    mad muffin wrote: »
    You eat squirrel too? A monster if I ever saw one! :(

    I ate squirrel in vietnam over Christmas. It's kinda like eating ribs but it's too bony. Still had the teeth and all in it! Had scorpion too - delicious!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Pompous wrote: »
    I am by no means a vegetarian, but I don't think I could live with myself knowing I ate some dolphin. Shame on you OP.
    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    It is very unlikely that the OP is being truthful here as the restaurant would risk their business as would any ship that hauled a dolphin to port. Greenpeace would have a ship up there quicksmart.


    If it lives in the sea and gets caught by fishermen.

    Tough,

    It's edible and looks good on a plate.

    I'd opt for for a nice Bracetto wine next time though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    I'm pretty sure it is illegal to deal in dolphin and whale meat/ parts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Lapin wrote: »
    Nothing mad about it.

    It was dinner.
    I bet it cost you a fair few squid :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    genericguy wrote: »
    I ate squirrel in vietnam over Christmas. It's kinda like eating ribs but it's too bony. Still had the teeth and all in it! Had scorpion too - delicious!

    I had squirrell in Cambodia once.

    Twas riddled with sauces to make it taste nice.

    In fairness, the waiter put what we didn't finish into a bag to eat later. (Via a nice tip).



    When we got back to the hotel that night we fúcked the bag out the window.

    Twas full of bones.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    deise08 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure it is illegal to deal in dolphin and whale meat/ parts.

    Since when has it been illegal to eat ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,572 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Lapin wrote: »
    If it lives in the sea and gets caught by fishermen.

    That's how they tricked me into eating unexploded mines.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    Flipper filet. Lovely.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Hitchens wrote: »
    what porpoise is there in eating dolphin flesh?
    Hitchens wrote: »
    I bet it cost you a fair few squid :)

    Have you finished ? ;)

    £28 all in.

    Not really worth if to be honest.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,430 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Lapin wrote: »
    £28 all in.

    Not really worth if to be honest.

    Guy risks business for £28? Sounds a bit fishy to me.


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