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Best Kiss

  • 20-05-2014 1:15pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭


    Who gave it to you AHers. Mine was the person who also gave me the worst ones, jeez they were bad, many moons ago, and I decided to finish with him because of it. He asked for one last kiss so reluctantly I agreed. It was one of those kisses where after it my eyes were still closed and I never wanted it to end and I didn't think my legs would hold me up. I was like ffs now he kisses like that. I was tempted to ask for more but didn't.

    How was yours?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 271 ✭✭4Dlolz


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Who gave it to you AHers. Mine was the person who also gave me the worst ones, jeez they were bad, many moons ago, and I decided to finish with him because of it. He asked for one last kiss so reluctantly I agreed. It was one of those kisses where after it my eyes were still closed and I never wanted it to end and I didn't think my legs would hold me up. I was like ffs now he kisses like that. I was tempted to ask for more but didn't.

    How was yours?

    Too much drink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    Game of dares. 1987. School shelters. Greek girl on foreign exchange program.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    She knew how to float my boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,826 ✭✭✭murray.eoghan


    my one was at the top of lady bantry's lookout down in cork, it was amazing!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    got a proper decent shift off a hollywood actress / rock star when she was in ireland once.
    i had puked into a glass moments before.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I have a two way tie for top spot. One was a guy on holidays, had a miracle tongue. The other was a guy I was seeing a while back. He would make your knees weak I tells ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    pundy wrote: »
    got a proper decent shift off a hollywood actress / rock star when she was in ireland once.
    i had puked into a glass moments before.

    Juliette Lewis? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Juliette Lewis? :pac:

    i cant say cos it'll give it away but yes her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    When I was about 16 a girl put her tongue in my mouth and started wriggling it. Only for she having me across the bonnet of a Volks I would have fainted.
    Bernie, if you're reading this ........ life has never been the same since. :D Thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    When I was about 16 a girl put her tongue in my mouth and started wriggling it. Only for she having me across the bonnet of a Volks I would have fainted.
    Bernie, if you're reading this ........ life has never been the same since. :D Thanks!

    Was the wiggling it wasn't it? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Was the wiggling it wasn't it? :D
    YESSSSSSSS. 'Twas deadly! :D

    I've had a few electric shocks in my time ........ but that kiss was like a current that lunged around my veins/organs staying until she, er, withdrew :) Shockingly Ecstatic is the best description.

    Then, to my boyish amazement I found myself doing the same to her.
    I certainly looked at girls in a different light in the morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    I dunno. I've never had a kiss kiss with the same impact on me that other posters have had. I've had good kisses and truly awful ones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Our first kiss after we said our vows on our Wedding day. Everyone and everything just seemed to disappear during that moment. Even the Registrar commented on it, I think it went on a tad too long for decency:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Best Kiss I ever had was on me Tis'nt

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Our first kiss after we said our vows on our Wedding day. Everyone and everything just seemed to disappear during that moment. Even the Registrar commented on it, I think it went on a tad too long for decency:D

    awww how rosemantic

    sorry but we want the durttty stories here only


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    I suppose if I was to classify a best kiss it would probably be when I was about 17. I worked in a shop on Talbot street and one of the lads had a girlfriend with a savage mate. She liked me and I thought she was good looking so we had a bit of a mooch around the corner from a pub the 4 of us were drinking in one night after work. It was not my first kiss but it was the first one I enjoyed. We never really ended up together. Apparently I was a little too enthusiastic with my hands on a subsequent kiss (Under the top over the bra). She never said it at the time nor did she stop me but she told my mate to relay the message.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    When I was about 16 a girl put her tongue in my mouth and started wriggling it. Only for she having me across the bonnet of a Volks I would have fainted.
    Bernie, if you're reading this ........ life has never been the same since. :D Thanks!
    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Was the wiggling it wasn't it? :D

    Caustic.

    Was this kiss between you and WilyCoyote?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I am a fan of the glasgow kiss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Caustic.

    Was this kiss between you and WilyCoyote?

    No Big Steve, not that I'm aware of. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    I am a fan of the glasgow kiss.

    See you. Take that Jimmy - you effing vampot!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Caustic.

    Was this kiss between you and WilyCoyote?

    Not telling. What happens in Vegas in my mouth - stays in my mouth head :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Was 19 or 20, I think. Girl that I had liked for a long while, and her I, but for a variety of reasons I'm not getting into, we both knew we weren't really a viable option for each other.

    Kissed her anyway, and it was great. Texting the next day, and as we were outlining those 'no-go' reasons I mentioned, she told young Knex here that he was an awesome kisser. Made a great, if bittersweet, moment that bit better, and that's probably why it stands out for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    There'd be a few contenders for best kisses but the ones that really stand out most were the truly awful ones... the girl who kissed like a washing machine was truly memorable for all the wrong reasons!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Sleepy wrote: »
    There'd be a few contenders for best kisses but the ones that really stand out most were the truly awful ones... the girl who kissed like a washing machine was truly memorable.

    Nothing worse :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Sleepy wrote: »
    There'd be a few contenders for best kisses but the ones that really stand out most were the truly awful ones... the girl who kissed like a washing machine was truly memorable.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    There have been plenty of proper good ons, but one in particular was a few years ago at 2am on a beach in Syndey.

    One of those time-stopping ones where an hour feels like two minutes. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Chrissie Hynde kissed me on the cheek once. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    Guy I used to work with. Had this way of kind of biting my lower lip and twisting it before letting it go and kissing me again. I swear, I'm going weak at the knees just thinking about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    Many moons ago when a guy I had fancied for ages kissed me at a party I nearly fainted with the butterflies it was smooth and slow and delicous....I found out later he was useless at sex though :(


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Does rimming count ??


    not that I ever...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I think mine was when i was 16..She was only about 5 2 and i was good 5 10. Because she was so much smaller I could reach down for cheap feel and also she was frisky beause she felt the need to be frisky to conpensate for being smaller.. surprisenly enough I was cool with that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    deseil wrote: »
    Many moons ago when a guy I had fancied for ages kissed me at a party I nearly fainted with the butterflies it was smooth and slow and delicous....I found out later he was useless at sex though :(


    nothing worse. he set the bar too high at the start.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Does rimming count ??


    not that I ever...

    what was his name?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Our first kiss after we said our vows on our Wedding day. Everyone and everything just seemed to disappear during that moment. Even the Registrar commented on it, I think it went on a tad too long for decency:D

    Was it like this? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Was it like this? :pac:

    :DNope, we'd had plenty of practice;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    :DNope, we'd had plenty of practice;)

    Ye filthy heretics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Ye filthy heretics
    I know, my mother didn't think I should wear white, but I did:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Was it like this? :pac:

    Jasus it looks like they were trying to swallow each others heads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Does rimming count ??

    Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Was it like this? :pac:

    JEEZ that looked like a contender for the worst kiss, ewwww!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    JEEZ that looked like a contender for the worst kiss, ewwww!

    Just imagine what the sex was like. He probably needed a Sat Nav to find the right orifice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Just imagine what the sex was like. He probably needed a Sat Nav to find the right orifice.

    :D You made me choke on me tea dam it lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I was in a club in temple bar, on a mate's stag weekend.

    I'd been making eye contact with a gorgeous girl all night, but every time I tried to talk to her someone or something got in the way.

    End of the night, I felt a tap on the shoulder and afore mentioned babe just kissed me, turned and walked off. It was awesome.

    I quickly followed her outside and explained that I'm not that sort of guy and she now has to marry me for taking my honour.

    It took about six years, but she did !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Kissing my mother on the forehead and saying goodbye before giving the doctors permission to turn off life support.

    I was 20 years old and it's the only kiss that stands out to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Hmm, I guess the first time I kissed my wife would have to be the most memorable one, talk about throwing yourself into it with gusto! :D

    I love a truly passionate kisser, but there have been so many it's hard to pick just a single one, so the first time my wife kissed me was the one that immediately sprung to mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    deseil wrote: »
    Many moons ago when a guy I had fancied for ages kissed me at a party I nearly fainted with the butterflies it was smooth and slow and delicous....I found out later he was useless at sex though :(
    Strangely, the washing machine girl I mentioned earlier was great in bed... It blew my mind that someone could be both a terrible kisser and a good lover at the same time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    Kissing my mother on the forehead and saying goodbye before giving the doctors permission to turn off life support.

    I was 20 years old and it's the only kiss that stands out to me.

    What a buzzkill.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    I was in a club in temple bar, on a mate's stag weekend.

    I'd been making eye contact with a gorgeous girl all night, but every time I tried to talk to her someone or something got in the way.

    End of the night, I felt a tap on the shoulder and afore mentioned babe just kissed me, turned and walked off. It was awesome.

    I quickly followed her outside and explained that I'm not that sort of guy and she now has to marry me for taking my honour.

    It took about six years, but she did !

    Lovely story. I can imagine trying to use that line on a man though - there'd be smoke trails from him running away so quickly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I was dating a guy, it wasnt working out so we decided to just bé friends. It was going great, we were dating other people and seeing each other as friends the odd time. We got on great as friends and there was no awkwardness or anything.

    We went to the pub and I remember he kept flirting with me and making me blush. We made eye contact and kissed on the lips really gently :o

    We stopped and looked at each other, and then just did it again and there may have been tongue :P

    We're getting married on Saturday :D apologies for being so soppy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Kissing my mother on the forehead and saying goodbye before giving the doctors permission to turn off life support.

    I was 20 years old and it's the only kiss that stands out to me.

    I am sorry for your loss.


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