Period jokes

Lou.m

http://9gag.com/gag/aEwjE0M?ref=fbp

ah come on...we need to laugh....I ****ing hate periods

woodchuck

Me for the past week :P

Lou.m

woodchuck wrote: »

Me for the past week :P

Don't mean to laugh at your pain ..but LOL !!! HA

Hope you feel better!

woodchuck

Lou.m wrote: »

Don't mean to laugh at your pain ..but LOL !!! HA

Hope you feel better!

Lol I'm not too bad really... but was ridiculously early making think there might actually be something wrong with me :P

I think actually this sums up the situation quite nicely!!!

Lou.m

Lou.m

woodchuck wrote: »

Lol I'm not too bad really... but was ridiculously early making think there might actually be something wrong with me :P

I think actually this sums up the situation quite nicely!!!

Ugh I hate when this happens!

Lou.m

This is original!

Lou.m

Just in case people didn't get the shark week joke.

Lou.m

haha

Ok real life red heads are gorgeous though.

woodchuck

Satans waterfall -

Neyite

Borrowed from a linky in the chat thread:

Legs.Eleven

HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!! I've nothing to add to this thread but laughter. :D

SparkySpitfire

I think this may be my all time favourite:


http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-girl-uterus-period-comic.jpg

Legs.Eleven

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

I think this may be my all time favourite:


http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-girl-uterus-period-comic.jpg

That won't open!

SparkySpitfire

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

That won't open!

Noooo!

Does this work?

Breadcrusts

Oh god mine is due any day now, this thread is doing nothing to reassure me!!

What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are ****ed up.

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink.
The 1st Vampire says, "Give me a shot of blood."
The 2nd Vampire says, "Better make mine a double shot."
And the 3rd Vampire says, "All I want is a cup of hot water."
So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.
The bartender asked the 3rd vampire, "Why didn't you order any blood?"
Just then, the vampire pulls out a used tampon and replies, "I'm making tea".

Time for a mug of tea.

sunshine and showers

Jokes about menstruation aren't funny. Period.

miamee

Just spotted this so now I've been reading loads of period jokes on Pinterest of all places. I like this:
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/29343835045488097/

The Tampocalypse!

iwantmydinner

My question is why these conversations don't happen among advertising executives. I mean, at least ONE person in some sort of senior position in the tampons campaign has to have had at least ONE period, right?! There has to be someone who says "hang on a minute, I know what a period is, and I ain't wearing no cream silk dress" at some point...?

sullivlo

iwantmydinner wrote: »

My question is why these conversations don't happen among advertising executives. I mean, at least ONE person in some sort of senior position in the tampons campaign has to have had at least ONE period, right?! There has to be someone who says "hang on a minute, I know what a period is, and I ain't wearing no cream silk dress" at some point...?

You mean you don't wear a cream silk dress whilst on?!

I love these jokes. Makes me feel normal.

iwantmydinner

sullivlo wrote: »

You mean you don't wear a cream silk dress whilst on?!

I love these jokes. Makes me feel normal.

They're so spot on it's unreal!

sullivlo

iwantmydinner wrote: »

They're so spot on it's unreal!

Surely you mean spotting on?!

McChubbin

This thread makes me think of this music video. Sums me up when I'm PMSing. Watch to the end- it gets crazy.

Mars Bar

Just saw this over in YLYL

iwantmydinner

Bastid uterus

Precious flower

Me right now:


Having to control my irrational temper too. It's just scary how you can rationally consider murdering everyone around you, and be okay with that! Then just as quickly as you get that thought you calm down again and you can't help thinking how crazy you are! :pac: