The "Thank Fook This Season Is Over" Match Thread (AKA Southampton vs Man.Utd.)

Cantona's Collars

jane82

The mighty lallana will show everybody why he is.worth 30 million.

kryogen

Thank **** it will be over is right!

Augmerson

2-1 Southampton.

Stargate

7 -1 Southampton just for the LoLs

jane82

47.nil to Southampton. Llana to score 93 but they will disallow loads of them because he is far to o good.
His price tag will reach 58 mill. Liverpool will pay it to replace Suarez.

In all honesty it depends what united turn up.
The good swashbuckling united will win. The slow passing lethargic united will lose.

KombuchaMshroom

OP, please edit part of thread title to (aka Southampton vs The Champions)

Last time we will have that title for at least 12 months, may as well make the most of it.

Match predicition; Southampton 0-5 United
Wilson 2, Lawrence 2, Janko 1

Unearthly

KombuchaMshroom wrote: »

Last time we will have that title for at least 12 months, may as well make the most of it.

Nah Van Gaal will have it mathematically wrapped up early March

OneEightSeven

The winner of next season's Europa League qualifies for the Champions League. They will most likely enter straight into the group stages unless the Champions League winner finishes outside of the Champions League qualifier spots their domestic league. If the Champions League winner finishes outside of the Champions League qualifier spots, the winner of the Europa League enters the Champions League in the play-offs stage.

mike65

OneEightSeven wrote: »

The winner of next season's Europa League qualifies for the Champions League. They will most likely enter straight into the group stages unless the Champions League winner finishes outside of the Champions League qualifier spots their domestic league. If the Champions League winner finishes outside of the Champions League qualifier spots, the winner of the Europa League enters the Champions League in the play-offs stage.

Man Utd probably won;t have to worry about such considerations, hard to see Spurs losing to Villa at home and Utd beating Southampton away.

dahat

The end is near, never been so glad to see the end of a season in my footballing supporting life.... 1-1....

Demosthenese

All depends if United turn up like they did against eh ... Norwich? For that one game where they all performed like actual professionals - you know, what they get paid for? After they mutinied against the old manager of course.

Southampton to win this in front of their own fans simply cos they want to perform for the home crowd, they understand what it means to play with pride and passion. 3-1.

nullzero

Play the kids and hope Spurs get three points against Villa. Get the season over and done with.

Copper_pipe

De Gea; Smalling, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Januzaj, Fletcher, Kagawa, Welbeck; Mata; van Persie.

Copper_pipe

#mufc subs vs @SouthamptonFC: Amos, Carrick, Cleverley, Lawrence, Young, Valencia, Hernandez

Will I Amnt

Not a fan of those circles on the pitch.

Lord TSC

Will I Amnt wrote: »

Not a fan of those circles on the pitch.

Came on to say this.

hufpc8w3adnk65

Whats this about united having a banner at anfield?

Vic Vinegar

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Lord TSC

MrMac84 wrote: »

Whats this about united having a banner at anfield?

Apparently someone sent one that said "United 20 Gerrard 0" which really is tempting fate...

Chagan

Spurs one up.

Schwiiing

Chagan wrote: »

Spurs one up.

Would prefer no Europa League. Clear run through the league next season. Look how Liverpool benefited this season.

Will I Amnt

Liverpool game

Newcastle 1 up

Mars Bar

It's all Southampton

Chagan

Schwiiing wrote: »

Would prefer no Europa League. Clear run through the league next season. Look how Liverpool benefited this season.

I'd like us to get it. The squad is big enough to deal with it, especially if we get in the amount of players we're hoping to. Personally, I really enjoyed the Ajax and Bilbao ties last time we were in it.

Will I Amnt

Mars Bar wrote: »

It's all Southampton

United don't look too bothered. You're going to get that in a game like this.

Will I Amnt

What happened with Vidic?

Lord TSC

Sigh. Was coming.

Nolars

Is the season over yet?

Will I Amnt

Elbow in the face. Should be calling that...

Lord TSC

Wow, Vidic is bleeding badly from the mouth I think

Chagan

Fitting that Vidic gets busted open on his farewell.

Horrible performance so far.

Unearthly

Mike Dean has been fantastic

Lord TSC

Vidic looks like he shouldn't be back on the field yet

FortuneChip

A lot of poor challenges in the last 10-15 minutes.
Strange considering there isn't much at stake.

Vidic should be off, he hasn't stopped bleeding. I know he wants to play out his last game, but common sense has to come into it.

Chagan

I reckon Vidic has one crunching tackle left in him for Lambert at some stage.

Spurs 3-0

Donnielighto

what formation are utd using? whos in cm?

dmc17

Donnielighto wrote: »

what formation are utd using? whos in cm?

Looks like a 4-1-5 on paper with Fletcher in the middle

Rayne Wooney

Only showing City where I am so I'll have to watch this later

I said Giggs would be outdone tactically in this game, his first real test, and just checked the score to see us losing which is no surprise

Crimson King

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Only showing City where I am so I'll have to watch this later

I said Giggs would be outdone tactically in this game, his first real test, and just checked the score to see us losing which is no surprise

Not playing well, tbh nothing has changed with Moyes's days. No balance to the team or drive through the middle.

efb

The only way United will be in Europe now is if BBC send Giggs to Vienna for Eurovision

Mars Bar

For all the firepower up front, it's very disjointed

Donnielighto

dmc17 wrote: »

Looks like a 4-1-5 on paper with Fletcher in the middle

rvp up top and welbeck, mata in behind with kag and januzaj either side??

seems ambitious

Lord TSC

Zero heart from United. As usual, a lackluster defence, a non-existant midfield and a starved attack is leaving us floundering.

Cantona's Collars

Mars Bar wrote: »

For all the firepower up front, it's very disjointed

Ray Houghton commentating said that Scholes must be seething watching talented players like Mata etc. having so little influence on the game.

PhlegmyMoses

It's actually scary that we didn't even get a dead cat bounce when Moyes was sacked.

Lots of work for the next manager from a motivation perspective.

Chagan

Vidic's nose is still bleeding

glued

efb wrote: »

The only way United will be in Europe now is if BBC send Giggs to Vienna for Eurovision

Will I Amnt

C'mon the f*ck, we're safe from EL qualification, start trying

Will I Amnt

Get in ya beauty.
That's perfection.

Lord TSC

Lovely freekick