What's great about being single/in a relationship?

Penny Tration

The single people have a thread to talk about how rubbish it is being single, so how about one both single and partnered up people can both participate in?

So AH, if you're single, what're the best things about it? If you're in a relationship, same question.

Poca Nose

My legs are like a forest. And slightly north of there, it's like a forbidden forest. :pac:

Princess Peach

Poca Nose wrote: »

My legs are like a forest. And slightly north of there, it's like a forbidden forest. :pac:

Could be either long term single or long term relationship.

maguic24

Poca Nose wrote: »

My legs are like a forest. And slightly north of there, it's like a forbidden forest. :pac:

I'm in a relationship and mine are like that currently....:o

wazky

Con of being in a relationship?

Having to shower every week.

maguic24

I'm a serial spooner so 1 big positive about being in a relationship is having a spoon whenever I want and not having to depend on my friends for a spoon. (Or freaking people I don't know that well out with my spooning :P).

ElleEm

Getting the ride all the time!

The Backwards Man

I can shave my belly whilst watching TV.

Cuddles/ALL the duvet.

B_Rabbit

Regular sex, and you always have someone to talk to and have fun with

CarMe

The very very very very very beginning of something new!

Wacker The Attacker

Being single affords me the freedom to **** on the living room floor with a banana up my asshole.

One of the single lifes freedoms and one I make frequent use of

pockets3d

Being singles great........ i got caught up with a lot of my gaming.

Japanese dating sims count as gaming right ????????????

Penny Tration

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Being single affords me the freedom to **** on the living room floor with a banana up my asshole.

One of the single lifes freedoms and one I make frequent use of

Not sure if I'm aroused or horrified.

Wacker The Attacker

B_Rabbit wrote: »

Regular sex, and you always have someone to talk to shag and have fun sex with

fyp

Aidric

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Being single affords me the freedom to **** on the living room floor with a banana up my asshole.

One of the single lifes freedoms and one I make frequent use of

Fyffes or Chiquita?

castletownman

Can s*** with the door open.

Talk about pussy.

Make my own beef jerky.

Go on riverboat gambling cruises.

Wacker The Attacker

green_screen wrote: »

Not sure if I'm aroused or horrified.

Its all personal.

If you fancy the old vegetable or battery powered kitchen utensil as a source of anal stimulation then go for it.

Wacker The Attacker

Aidric wrote: »

Fyffes or Chiquita?

The first and finest the famous fyffes

Legs.Eleven

Someone to be all passive aggressive with so you can it all out of your system and carry on as a normal human being in real life. Good times.

Shakespeare's Sister

Aidric wrote: »

Fyffes or Chiquita?

They're merged now. It's quite concerning in relation to competition law that the green light was given to such a banopoly.

Magaggie

Magaggie wrote: »

They're merged now. It's quite concerning in relation to competition law that the green light was given to such a banopoly.

Aidric

Magaggie wrote: »

They're merged now. It's quite concerning in relation to competition law that the green light was given to such a banopoly.

It's a banana republic after all.

wazky

Pro of being single.

No funny looks when I stir the teapot with my knob.

wazky

wazky wrote: »

Pro of being single.

No funny looks when I stir the teapot with my knob.

I bet you get funny looks in the burn unit though.

John Cherry

Best thing about being in a relationship has to be the being woken up on the weekend for some morning sex

MRnotlob606

crying while watching movies

orangesoda

Poca Nose wrote: »

My legs are like a forest. And slightly north of there, it's like a forbidden forest. :pac:

men like that, it is the sign of a real woman
the lady garden i mean

Penny Tration

orangesoda wrote: »

men like that, it is the sign of a real woman
the lady garden i mean

Not all men like that. Also, I'm just as 'real' as any other woman, despite shaving/waxing.

orangesoda

green_screen wrote: »

Not all men like that. Also, I'm just as 'real' as any other woman, despite shaving/waxing.

true but i personally like a woman with hair on their bodies, the natural look

jellyboy

orangesoda wrote: »

true but i personally like a woman with hair on their bodies, the natural look[/QUOTE

Where else would the hair be ?

Kaiser D

The sex can be a big plus.

There can be downsides though, such as work parties with people you don't know, and themed work parties with people you don't know

etc

job seeker

maguic24 wrote: »

I'm a serial spooner so 1 big positive about being in a relationship is having a spoon whenever I want and not having to depend on my friends for a spoon. (Or freaking people I don't know that well out with my spooning :P).

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

Insect Overlord

job seeker wrote: »

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

O_____o

Kaiser D

job seeker wrote: »

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

100% yes, indeed.

Shakespeare's Sister

job seeker wrote: »

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

No, it's: http://www.fbider.com/img/23840969995.jpg

Daveysil15

I can fart as much as I like and don't have to worry about dutch ovens.

job seeker

Magaggie wrote: »

No, it's: http://www.fbider.com/img/23840969995.jpg

So it's just hugging someone from behind??? How times have changed...

orangesoda

jellyboy wrote: »

Where else would the hair be ?

in the shower drain if they shaved

maguic24

job seeker wrote: »

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

O_o Em........no. Why would I be tea-bagging my friends? What type of a sluh do you think I am? :eek: :pac:

Spooning...you know,cuddling...big spoon...little spoon? I'm sooo bad...I even spoon my quilt cover, my teddie, anything and everything. Linky below.

http://www.wikihow.com/Spoon-Someone

Gongoozler

Spooning is nice, just generally having him with me in bed too, hugs that he's never the first one to let go in, having your little private jokes, having someone interesting to talk to at the end of the day,the innuendo, frolics, someone to have sex with anywhere anytime you feel like it, doing little things to make him happy, seeing him enjoy things, and lots more I'm sure.

Worksforyou

Gongoozler wrote: »

Spooning is nice, just generally having him with me in bed too, hugs that he's never the first one to let go in, having your little private jokes, having someone interesting to talk to at the end of the day,the innuendo, frolics, someone to have sex with anywhere anytime you feel like it, doing little things to make him happy, seeing him enjoy things, and lots more I'm sure.

Jealous. Shouldn't read this thread.

creolebelle

Single- privacy
In a relationship - spooning.

job seeker

maguic24 wrote: »

O_o Em........no. Why would I be tea-bagging my friends? What type of a sluh do you think I am? :eek: :pac:

Spooning...you know,cuddling...big spoon...little spoon? I'm sooo bad...I even spoon my quilt cover, my teddie, anything and everything. Linky below.

http://www.wikihow.com/Spoon-Someone

Not at all.

Ah yes, nice a "how-to" guide on hugging....

Insect Overlord

job seeker wrote: »

Ah yes, nice a "how-to" guide on hugging....

In fairness...

job seeker wrote: »

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

:pac:

thebomb

Spooning, just having fun and yes course the sex .... being single finding out who you are and enoying the things u want to do and when u want to do them and not being broke

Mariasofia

job seeker wrote: »

Forgive my ignorance, but is "spooning" what young-ins call tea bagging now a days???

Yeah its very romantic.....tell a fella you love to do it on a first date......

FudgeBrownie

ElleEm wrote: »

Getting the ride all the time!

That's what is great about being single.

job seeker

Mariasofia wrote: »

Yeah its very romantic.....tell a fella you love to do it on a first date......

I don't swing that way.. I'm Mr job seeker, seeking a female..

Mariasofia

job seeker wrote: »

I don't swing that way.. I'm Mr job seeker, seeking a female..

Whoops :-D

Thought you were female!! Sorry :O

Pwindedd

I'm in a bar/nightclub right now at a works leaving do. And all I want is to be snuggled up to da wan. Relationships beat drunken grinding with tossers every time. Watching all the folks here trying to pull is just decking desperate IMO. Taxi for Pwindedd!!!!!!