What's on your bedside locker?

The Backwards Man

Right, I need something to put me to sleep for a couple of hours so this was the most mundane question I could think of.

Nothing on mine but my phone and a clock radio which I haven't used since Nick Abbot was on Virgin Radio.

What's on yours?

gg2

Emmmm........ Nail polish remover, sudafed nasel spray, a bundle of books, my credit union book, a spoon, an envelope, a pearl ear ring and 10 cent.

keith16

A book, a lamp and the smell of rain.

BNMC

Half a cup of tea, forgot about it and it went cold. A can of Lucozade Orange. Electric razor. Tweezers. Remote control. Shampoo. 100ml bottle of Lacoste Red. Shower gel. Dash cam.

Hello_MrFox

A book about people, a can of Lilt, my phone and a small dragon thingy.

The Backwards Man

gg2 wrote: »

Emmmm........ Nail polish remover, sudafed nasel spray, a bundle of books, my credit union book, a spoon, an envelope, a pearl ear ring and 10 cent.

Is it a white envelope or a brown one?

Sir Arthur Daley

Phone, bed side lamp, quarter bottle of Jameson and tv remote.

Captain Chaos

Phone, mp3 player, toiletries, change, keys, various tools, screws, etc. One winter morning in the dark I almost sprayed myself with WD40 instead of anti perspirant. Should really not keep them beside each other.

The Backwards Man

keith16 wrote: »

A book, a lamp and the smell of rain.

Is that a type of cologne?

Mars Bar

A few magazines (I like Arrowword puzzles, don't judge me.), my alarm clock, lamp, box of tissues (shush you), ps3 controller, tv remote.

Muise...

I think the important question here is what is in your bedside locker, and do you lock it?

Me, I have a mantelpiece, which holds my watch and whatever other sundries I might drunkenly throw on it.

gg2

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is it a white envelope or a brown one?

Pink with yellow dots - its from the dole office:)

Fentdog84

Ash tray, pack of Johnnys, panadols, glass of water, tissue paper, photo of my ex..ya i know tells its own tale

keith16

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is that a type of cologne?

What, the book? Nah it's just a book innit?

gg2

Muise... wrote: »

I think the important question here is what is in your bedside locker, and do you lock it?

Me, I have a mantelpiece, which holds my watch and whatever other sundries I might drunkenly throw on it.

A mantelpiece???? Does that mean you have a fireplace in your bedroom??? >>> living the dream right there!

The Backwards Man

Muise... wrote: »

I think the important question here is what is in your bedside locker, and do you lock it?

Me, I have a mantelpiece, which holds my watch and whatever other sundries I might drunkenly throw on it.

I opened mine about a month ago, there was a Daily Mirror from 2005 in it, no idea why I kept it.

A mantlepice? Well la di da!

Cookie_Monster

lamp, penknife, model rail mag, game of thrones books, kindle, deep heat and a couple of random bits of paper.

The Backwards Man

keith16 wrote: »

What, the book? Nah it's just a book innit?

Na, the smell of rain, sounds like hipster aftershave.

Raminahobbin

2 books
a lamp made out of a jagermeister bottle
alarm clock
nail polish remover
3 x nail polishes
Random jewellery
Box of plasters
Sharpie marker
Other things. Fun things. In a special fun box.

loalae

Hair bobbles, hair clips, a small hand mirror, and a lamp.

Exciting stuff!!

shopaholic01

Fentdog84 wrote: »

Ash tray, pack of Johnnys, panadols, glass of water, tissue paper, photo of my ex..ya i know tells its own tale

Masturbating to your exes photo, tissue to clean up the mess, water and a cigarette after, condoms hoping you'll get lucky and painkillers for the morning after?

Very organised, all your needs catered for in a convenient bedside location.

Mars Bar

gg2 wrote: »

A mantelpiece???? Does that mean you have a fireplace in your bedroom??? >>> living the dream right there!

Both our upstairs bedrooms used to have fireplaces in them with a small mantlepiece in them. Wouldn't be strange for older houses. We covered them up when we redid the house.

The Backwards Man

Raminahobbin wrote: »

Other things. Fun things. In a special fun box.

Like Bosco?

cloud493

Book - Raising churchills army - the british army 1919 - 1945
Cup of tea
Deodorant
3DS XL
Wallet
About 11 euro in change.

Raminahobbin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Like Bosco?

Sure, we can call one Bosco. I like that.

fussyonion

Just a lamp. I hate clutter and things that find their way onto the bedside locker are put away someplace else.
I like clutter-free rooms!

beano345

Lamp,phone,speaker,ashtray,smokes lighter,lump of hash

Titzon Toast

Sugar bowl full of coke.

WellThen?

eyebrow tweezers, glasses, one unused tea light, blush, shower cap, DILDO.

gg2

fussyonion wrote: »

Just a lamp. I hate clutter and things that find their way onto the bedside locker are put away someplace else.
I like clutter-free rooms!

You'd hate my room. Too bad I was gonna ask you round :pac::pac:

Sir Arthur Daley

WellThen? wrote: »

DILDO.

What model?