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Dwarf (40) urinated in car as he raced for 18 hours to meet 14-year-old for sex

  • 11-04-2014 3:48pm
    #1
    Idbatterim
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    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/dwarf-40-urinated-in-car-as-he-raced-for-18-hours-to-meet-14yearold-for-sex-30174765.html
    BRIAN O'REILLY – PUBLISHED 10 APRIL 2014 05:12 PM

    A MAN raced for over 18 hours in his car after arranging to meet a 14-year-ol girl online.

    Christopher Lanning (40), who has dwarfism, arranged to meet a 14-year-old girl online for sex.

    The Kansas native drove for 18 hours straight to meet the girl, urinating in a Pepsi bottle so he wouldn’t have to stop.

    However the arrangement was a sting – and undercover officers arrested him when he arrived at the meet up location.

    Arresting officers who searched his vehicle said there was an over powering smell of urine in the car.

    "It was pretty bad,'' Longwood Police Department spokesman Kevin Tuck told the Orlando Sentinel.

    He has been charged with arranging to meet a minor for sex and bailed on a $15,000 bond.

    He is due to appear in court next week.

    really restores your faith in humanity :rolleyes:


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  • #2
    Homer
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    Jaysus who drinks Pepsi?! Yuck..


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
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    Spectacular headline


  • #4
    Zed Bank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Zed Bank


    Im Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline NBC...


  • #5
    Westernyelp
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    Idbatterim wrote: »
    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/dwarf-40-urinated-in-car-as-he-raced-for-18-hours-to-meet-14yearold-for-sex-30174765.html



    really restores your faith in humanity :rolleyes:
    Seems to have been caught short


  • #6
    Idbatterim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,126 ✭✭✭✭Idbatterim


    surely a prossie would have been cheaper than 18 hours worth of petrol!


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  • #7
    efb
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    And the indo isn't a tabloid...


  • #8
    RoboRat
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    Surely driving 18 hours would cost a fortune... why not hire a prostitute?!

    Note: Roborat in no way condones the use of prostitutes or escorts (unless they are of the Ford variety).


  • #9
    Penny Tration
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    .


  • #10
    MonkieSocks
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    Hope he get's a Stiff Sentance

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #11
    castletownman
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    I don't see how urinating in the car is relevant to the fact he was hot-tailing for under-age sex


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  • #12
    Birneybau
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    Maybe he just thought she was a woman of similar stature?


  • #13
    RoboRat
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    I don't see how urinating in the car is relevant to the fact he was hot-tailing for under-age sex

    Because it makes the headline sound more intriguing


  • #14
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    what a scoop!


  • #15
    Nichololas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    Idbatterim wrote: »
    surely a prossie would have been cheaper than 18 hours worth of petrol!



    Petrol's cheaper in the U.S though


  • #16
    donegal__road
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    what car can go 18 hours without having to stop for petrol?


  • #17
    shopaholic01
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    castletownman wrote: »
    I don't see how urinating in the car is relevant to the fact he was hot-tailing for under-age sex
    It highlights how much of a hurry he was in. How long would it take to stop and have a pee?


  • #18
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    donegal__road wrote: »
    what car can go 18 hours without having to stop for petrol?

    A Micra. ;)


  • #19
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Over here the case would be dismissed for entrapment. Fair play to the cops for getting the disgusting little peado.


  • #20
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I'll wait to hear what Newsnight have to say on this story


  • #21
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    OK....Well, that's enough internet for today.


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  • #22
    Ruski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ruski


    Ugh, pissing in a car. That's just barbaric.


  • #23
    Taltos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,830 ✭✭✭✭Taltos


    Maybe someone should tell him what a biofuel car really runs on.


  • #24
    Specialun
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