how would you be defending yourself?

Kesly

If you are being chased by a pack of mutant wolves, and the only thing you have to defend yourself is whatever object is directly to your left.... How screwed would you be?

Femme_Fatale

A cushion. I could try to smother them.

ProfessorPlum

My other half. I'm a faster runner. Cool.

Mena

If you have mutant wolves, to my left is a lighsabre and we're having chargrilled puppy for dinner.

orangesoda

Hows Kesly? are you in Ireland yet?

a bible

Stavros Murphy

To my left there's a door. I'll wield it cunningly to decapitate them one by one. That or step through it, close it and smile smugly at the benefit of opposable thumbs. Fcuk ye, Mutant wolves.

Menas

Is this happening now op?

Best bit of advice is to stop typing in your phone and run faster.

Hazys

The object directly to my left you say...phew i lucked out, thankfully i keep Anti-Mutant Wolf spray at my desk.

Jonny Blaze

Hazys wrote: »

The object directly to my left you say...phew i lucked out, thankfully i keep Anti-Mutant Wolf spray at my desk.

Did you get it from the same place Batman gets his Bat Shark-Repellant spray?

Holsten

A hoodie.

I'd be ****ed.

PirateShampoo

My little Umpa lumpa of a girlfriend, I should be okay, I'm fairly sure I can out run her.

Stavros Murphy

Hazys wrote: »

The object directly to my left you say...phew i lucked out, thankfully i keep Anti-Mutant Wolf spray at my desk.

Were did you get it?

shopaholic01

Remote control - unless they have an off switch I'm dinner.

stefan idiot jones

On my left would be a phone, I would ring the White House and tell them that there is oil snd communism in those wolves.

BAM.....within seconds a hundred thousand troops all armed to the teeth would be there, all in the name of freedom.

jimmy180sx

Sky remote...infra red laser beams in their eyes

Hazys

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Were did you get it?

Argos


Just looked at the expiry date 01-05-12...sh1t now i'm screwed

Ruu

Challenge them to a dance-off.

Kesly

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Is this happening now op?

Best bit of advice is to stop typing in your phone and run faster.

Lol. No thank god. I'm a terribly slow runner and the thing to my left is a kitten... ):

Chucken

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

Were did you get it?

Bet it was in a place that never gets a mention on here

To my left is a lovely recipe for veggie curry.
Damn you mutant things, you're in for a treat.

Hazys

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Challenge them to a dance-off.

Clever.

Everybody knows Mutant Wolves can't dance.

Artful_Badger

Half a kebab. I reckon I'd be grand.

Angry_Mammarys

A wall :eek:

Zed Bank

A lamp, man I love lamp

BMJD

Wife.

Goodbye wolves.

keith16

I still can't believe the bus driver let me on for free the other day.

endacl

As a mutant wolf, I'd have to say I wouldn't be screwed at all. The best mutation so far, I have to say, is the opposable thumb that lets me type this!

On the other hand, any good lookin' sexy she-wolves in this pack you speak of? I might be happy to be screwed...

Stavros Murphy

Chucken wrote: »

Bet it was in a place that never gets a mention on here

To my left is a lovely recipe for veggie curry.
Damn you mutant things, you're in for a treat.

No-one got the "were" bit though. I thought it was alright..Were, like Werewolf, geddit?? Wolf?? Were?? No??. Shyte.

Chucken

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

No-one got the "were" bit though. I thought it was alright..Were, like Werewolf, geddit?? Wolf?? Were?? No??. Shyte.

Oh. No, didn't get it

Kesly

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

On my left would be a phone, I would ring the White House and tell them that there is oil snd communism in those wolves.

BAM.....within seconds a hundred thousand troops all armed to the teeth would be there, all in the name of freedom.

Always with the American joke smh. Lol

porsche959

Kesly wrote: »

If you are being chased by a pack of mutant wolves, and the only thing you have to defend yourself is whatever object is directly to your left.... How screwed would you be?

I think you will fit in well here.

caustic 1

Id wrap them up in my trusty curtains.... 90 by 90 can cover a lot of wolves.

Stavros Murphy

Hazys wrote: »

Clever.

Everybody knows Mutant Wolves can't dance.

Kevin Costner texted in, he reckons they rock.

Duggy747

To my left is me GF.

So, I guess throw her at the wolves while I make my getaway

stefan idiot jones

Kesly wrote: »

Always with the American joke smh. Lol

You give me the bullets, I fire them.

Frosty McSnowballs

Little red riding hood is to my left, she's fcuked.

clintondaly

I'm Right Handed,fcuk !

Whispered

Aw it's one of my dogs. so I guess I'd die.

Arthur Beesley

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

No-one got the "were" bit though. I thought it was alright..Were, like Werewolf, geddit?? Wolf?? Were?? No??. Shyte.

Were still not getting it.

shopaholic01

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

No-one got the "were" bit though. I thought it was alright..Were, like Werewolf, geddit?? Wolf?? Were?? No??. Shyte.

Not one of your best puns in fairness.

Dyr

One of these bad boys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karambit

And two apple cores

I've a couple of swords over to my right, so just saying...like if I had a choice

LoveLamps

A wardrobe, I suppose I could hide in it and hope they get the picture that I am not in the mood to socialise with them

Lone Stone

A new born baby which i had dropped previously, i would fling it in the air as a tasty distraction to the flesh hungry mutated hounds FROM HELL !!!!

poundapunnet

A glass of wine, the mutant wolf's one weakness, muahahahaha.

DeVore

Do these mutant wolves want to listen to some kickin' choons?



Cos if not, I'm pretty screwed.

Vito Corleone

There's a rifle to my left.

scudzilla

2 swords, a baseball bat and some pepper spray so i should be ok (don't even ask)

Son Of A Vidic

To my left and and laying on the floor beside my chair, is my biggest German Shepherd. His two brothers are outside lurking, watching and just waiting.....

Stavros Murphy

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Not one of your best puns in fairness.

I've set the bar pretty low for myself. Still failed. I'm off to throw meself under the Mutant wolves. First one to bite me, I'm grabbing a handful of it's tail so it eats itself as well as me.

minktrapper

Kesly wrote: »

If you are being chased by a pack of mutant wolves, and the only thing you have to defend yourself is whatever object is directly to your left.... How screwed would you be?

We don't have mutant wolves in Ireland Kesly you will be ok.Oh my apologies I forgot about our politicians and maybe a few hungry misfortunes that run our banks.We are all screwed here and the only thing on our left is America.What date are you arriving here anyhow.

If you are being chased by wolves luckily I possess several firearms and I would defend you.

GenieOz

minktrapper wrote: »

We don't have mutant wolves in Ireland Kesly you will be ok.Oh my apologies I forgot about our politicians and maybe a few hungry misfortunes that run our banks.We are all screwed here and the only thing on our left is America.What date are you arriving here anyhow.

Please...no.



Anyway, my TV is to my left. I'm screwed. Unless they like watching TV, then I could entertain em.

Kesly

minktrapper wrote: »

We don't have mutant wolves in Ireland Kesly you will be ok.Oh my apologies I forgot about our politicians and maybe a few hungry misfortunes that run our banks.We are all screwed here and the only thing on our left is America.What date are you arriving here anyhow.

Nobody in America like american politicians. They only care about how much money they are making. Stupid government