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  • 08-04-2014 1:00am
    #1
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭


    Answer me that.


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  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    When it's a jar.


  • #3
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    When it is ajar.


  • #4
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    When its a fish.


  • #5
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    whens its ajar??


  • #6
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Sounds like a philosophical question lads, your 'ajars' are not welcome here. Thank you.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I want to be a door


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs


  • #8
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Hang on OP, I know this! When its a jar!


  • #9
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    When it's a vulva.


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    When it never opens.


  • #11
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    When its open.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • #12
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Who cares. I think the original Robocop movie deserves more credit.


  • #13
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    When is a car not a car?


  • #14
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    fr336 wrote: »
    When is a door, not a door?

    When you're twisted drunk OP. Now sleep it off in the front garden and you'll be grand in the morning.


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    WikiHow wrote: »
    When is a car not a car?
    When it's alone.

    Then, wait for it,

    It's a wan car.


  • #16
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    WikiHow wrote: »
    When is a car not a car?

    Ok, I'm outside my comfort zone with this one. When it is a jar?


  • #17
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    WikiHow wrote: »
    When is a car not a car?


    when it turns into a garage:D


  • #18
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I thought of something witty and even though I've already replied I am going to reply again because I am free to.



    check this out:

    When is a door not a door?

    When it is Jim Morrison.


    Thank you for reading.


  • #19
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    when it turns into a garage:D

    Or when it turns into the driveway.


  • #20
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil




  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    I thought of something witty and even though I've already replied I am going to reply again because I am free to.



    check this out:

    When is a door not a door?

    When it is Jim Morrison.


    Thank you for reading.
    This is the end, my beautiful friend.


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  • #22
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Or when it turns into the driveway.

    petty from you Wikihow I expect more. Put the comma in yourself as punishment.


  • #23
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    When it's a tree


  • #24
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    fr336 wrote: »
    Answer me that.
    When you put "back" in front. - - - - - - -
    ★


  • #25
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?


  • #26
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    Snapchat.


  • #27
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    The Surgical Procedure To Have Ribs Removed So You Can Suck Your Own Penis.


  • #28
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    Atari Jaguar.


  • #29
    nice_very
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    when its chopped up and used for firewood


  • #30
    AllGunsBlazing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,679 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    When it's a window.

    Because you've locked yourself out. Again.


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  • #31
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    When it becomes unhinged.


  • #32
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I think plato answered this before. he said 'What the hell you guys there's no doorframe on this door, what makes this a door!
    so then he made the allegory about the cave and the door.
    then rene Descartes camde along said "I think therefore I am a door"
    jean paul sartre then said " There is no meaning to this door"


  • #33
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar



    When is a door, not a door?

    Is this to do with Jim Morrison?


  • #34
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    When it's alone.

    Then, wait for it,

    It's a wan car.

    Reminds me of my mate Juan. Juan Kerr.


  • #35
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    Turd sandwich?


  • #36
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    When is an arse not an arse?


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  • #37
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    When is an arse not an arse?

    When he's a pr1ck


  • #38
    Indie18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    When it is a door.


  • #39
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?


    coffin!!:cool:


  • #40
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    When it's a set of french windows


  • #41
    Vincent Vega
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Vincent Vega


    When it hasn't been framed.


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  • #42
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    When it's a window!


  • #43
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    .


  • #44
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    When your man in Trinity made sh*te of it last week!


  • #45
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,214 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Has this got something to do with Oscar Pistorius' defence??


  • #46
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,382 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    When it's Kinetic Art!

    And yes, i want one.


  • #47
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    How is this lad not banned?


  • #48
    fr336
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    How is this lad not banned?

    I'm attempting to be like my idol The Backwards Man.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "It's you that I adore
    You will always be my whore"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWwvQKGjLI


  • #50
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    fr336 wrote: »
    I'm attempting to be like my idol The Backwards Man.

    Hows that working out?


  • #51
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I mean this as a compliment by the way but The Backwards Man is up there with Ronan Keating imo. Right up there with him! At the top!


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