9month Baby Charged with attempted murder in pakistan

Infini

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10746548/Court-appearance-for-Pakistani-baby-charged-with-attempted-murder.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pakistan-charges-9-month-old-conspiring-murder-article-1.1746677

Had to laugh at this a little even though its seriously happening there gotta ask what the hell they were thinking by bringing that to court, whats the little guy gonna do? Attack them with a bottle and cry them to death? XD

Birneybau

Wah!

notnumber

He will be treated with kid gloves in prison and will be out on the street before he is ten .Where is the justice? and Pakistan of all countries ...well known for their excellent legal system and lack of corruption.

Thrill

Fingerprinted and in now released on bail. WTF.

Pang

Shocking. I actually thought it was a joke headline when I saw it yesterday. The picture of him sitting in court with his bottle is really sad. The poor little guy.

OneEightSeven

The child is 9 months old and he's walking in that video? Walking and prison - kids sure do learn fast these days.

Once again I'm going to go with "dafuq"

Pumpkinseeds

As much as I'd love to rant about what I really think of Pakistan I will restrain myself as I just haven't got the energy to argue with the mounted PC regiment of the high horse brigade who are sure to arrive to defend these bizarre actions. Poor kid.

bodhrandude

Pang wrote: »

Shocking. I actually thought it was a joke headline when I saw it yesterday. The picture of him sitting in court with his bottle is really sad. The poor little guy.

Yeh its like a Sunday Sport headline or something.

Sunnyisland

You just can't trust no one these days...












Especially the Pakistani justice system .

upstairs for coffee

Obviously some corrupt police work going on there. Loses all public trust for the police force. Odd country.

michael999999

No point crying over spilt milk!

Holsten

Look at him there with his little bottle and being held by his father.... he's got that evil look in his eye.

BorneTobyWilde

Clearly the master mind, will need a maximum security playpen to hold him.

131spanner

You'd wonder would being charged with attempted murder at the age of 9 months make him more or less employable later in life?

Stavros Murphy

I find this worryingly nutty. And when worryingly nutty stuff occurs in a country and people there don't go "ah here lads, hang on, this is nuts.." I mentally chuck that country into the "those lads are fit to do anything -avoid" Mind-Bin. But then stoning people to death isn't exactly up there with the criteria for membership in the "We're fairly alright Lads" Club and that's not off the menu there either.

The_Kew_Tour

Its really not funny though is it?

I mean its a ****ing disgrace really.

Lowest form of low you can get from this so called country and law

Femme_Fatale

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

As much as I'd love to rant about what I really think of Pakistan I will restrain myself as I just haven't got the energy to argue with the mounted PC regiment of the high horse brigade who are sure to arrive to defend these bizarre actions. Poor kid.

Who in the bejesus would defend this?
You're mixing up "Not all Pakistanis are cruel people" (e.g. those who are victims of the cruelty, like this kid) and defending the cruelty. It shouldn't be difficult to differentiate. It's obviously a messed-up society - and it's easy to acknowledge this without deciding all Pakistanis are awful people.

Reckless Abandonment

Looks guilty to me... sneaky little fecker..

JONJO THE MISER

Only in America Pakistan.

BASHIR

We got ourselves a tini Houdini. Wait here we got the baby cuffs in the station!!

Ha ha I've seen it all now. Did he throw his rattle out of the pram?

Thrill

Charges dropped, official suspended. No surprise there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ip5qPaFYuM

Lingua Franca

I think he did it. That baby has the cold dead eyes of a killer. Now they've let him free to kill again.

Lingua Franca

When I was discussing the case with my young daughter earlier today she was saying how ridiculous she thought it was that anyone would think a baby guilty of a crimeand imprison them and I told her about North Korea and the "three generations of punishment" process they have there. She still thinks I was winding her up.

FreshKnickers

We have a new empty threat for the kids now. Along with "If ye don't stop that carry-on I'll turn this car around!" and "Get that homework done or yer off to boarding school" now there's "Don't hit yer little brother or ye'll be sent to Pakistan and let their courts deal with ye!"

Now, my little girl is over a year old so would she be tried as a toddler or a baby?

Femme_Fatale

FreshKnickers wrote: »

my little girl is over a year old so would she be tried as a toddler or a baby?

Hmmm... tricky one. Check their statute-books I'd say.

RobbingBandit

Sign him up for Cow and Gate they like bold little boys.

suicide_circus

As they say in Pakistan....Old enough to get married, old enough to go to prison.

bodhrandude

sopretty

He has been acquitted!!! Lol.

sopretty

I believe he just plead the fifth........

Lingua Franca

He's free to kill again.

Diabhal Beag

I'm going to need witness protection

sopretty

This nine month old is on a path of self destruction. He needs to be jailed now.

sopretty

sopretty wrote: »

He has been acquitted!!! Lol.

he'll be like Gerry Conlon...."Im going out the front door as a free man"

sopretty

Madness.

sopretty

No excuse for allowing known criminals free. He was there. He was involved in the melee. He knew what he was doing!!!!
Don't be fooled by 9 month olds!! They are the worst sort going.

banquo

My genuine first thought was that they'd arrested Stewie from Family Guy.

banquo

banquo wrote: »

My genuine first thought was that they'd arrested Stewie from Family Guy.

Or Maggie Simpson shot Mr Burns again

WoollyRedHat

sopretty wrote: »

He has been acquitted!!! Lol.

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Calibos

The Pakistani police only tried to pin this on him because they failed to prosecute him for an earlier crime 12 months previously. He defence said he had an alibi for that one but the police remain unconvinced.

sopretty

He was a bit like Oscar Pistorious. He hadn't a clue what was going on haha.

I heard of the term 'baby faced assassin' but this is ridiculous

131spanner

131spanner wrote: »

You'd wonder would being charged with attempted murder at the age of 9 months make him more or less employable later in life?

Make no mistake, he'll never stitch footballs in this town again.