Top 10 posters on boards.

RoyalCelt

Does anybody know a way to see the 10 people who have the most posts on boards? And if not does anybody know who are the top posters and what their post counts are...

PS. I hope this is in the right section.

stefan idiot jones

mike65 and the bot capt'n midnight have tens of thousands each.

I don't think they sleep.

RoyalCelt

mike65: Total Posts: 88,135
Capt'n Midnight: Total Posts: 45,104

Wow he's not too far off 100k posts!

D Trent

A few threads on him aswell

OneEightSeven

I wonder how many bans and infractions Mike65 has?

stefan idiot jones

OneEightSeven wrote: »

I wonder how many bans and infractions Mike65 has?

Probably none, he seems like a nice guy.

Fcukin' sickening. I get an infraction on average every 300 posts.

Guess I'm just a twat.

SeantheMan

It's going to be people who visit After hours and the likes of the Ncoturnal forum, who basically just have 10,000 post threads which are 1 big long coversation.
Also the people playing the games in After Hours...such as 'Count to 1 million' or 'Change a word' etc
Also people in the Soccer forum, the 'Match' threads...who sit at their computer and post commentaries on the games instead of actually watching them......


The best way to do it...if you have 5 minutes...is like this

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/memberlist.php?ltr=A&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=1000

There are the members beginning with A in Descending order of most posts.

Then you collect the top 1 or 2, then click, B, do the same, C,D,E and so on.

Come back to us with the Top 10 when you're done

TeddyTedson

I wonder will Mike65 close his account.

SherlockWatson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I wonder will Mike65 close his account.

Hopefully

Banjo String

I have a total of 76,8748 posts between this account and my other nin......


Shıt. I've said to much. :mad:

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I wonder will Mike65 close his account.

He should close it when he reaches 99,999 posts.
And then start a new account.

Banjo String

SherlockWatson wrote: »

Hopefully

Be nice.

wispa9

SeantheMan wrote: »

The best way to do it...if you have 5 minutes...is like this

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/memberlist.php?ltr=A&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=1000

There are the members beginning with A in Descending order of most posts.
Then you collect the top 1 or 2, then click, B, do the same, C,D,E and so on.
Come back to us with the Top 10 when you're done

I have too much time on my hands...

1. mike65 88,135
2. Victor 63,507
3. Tar.Aldarion 50,949
4. bluewolf 50,867
5. seamus 46,142
6. Capt’n Midnight 45,104
7. Headshot 44,113
8. Professey Chin 43,475
9. cyberwolf77 42,977
10. That_Guy 42,902

Honourable mention: biko is a close 11th with 42,759

SherlockWatson

Banjo String wrote: »

Be nice.

I meant at 99,999 or 100,000.

Keep the panties on.

Caliden

18.77 avg posts a day?

Has to be guaranteed drivel in there most of the time though?

keano_afc

I dont think having that many posts is something to be proud of to be honest.

SherlockWatson

Caliden wrote: »

18.77 avg posts a day?

Has to be guaranteed drivel in there most of the time though?

A lot of them are reposts and one word posts, along with off topic nonsense but that's to be expected.

MugMugs

Ah, it's just a number.


A REALLY high number !

Duggy747

Mike65 gets himself site banned on his 100,000th post, which gets removed, leaving his profile forever with 99,999 posts. :pac:

Sam Kade

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

mike65 and the bot capt'n midnight have tens of thousands each.

I don't think they sleep.

Or work.

stefan idiot jones

The Capt'n wins hands down in sheer size of posts, there must be tens of thousands of gigabites of data, pictures and wisdom slowing down the internet because of him/her/it.

And my contribution........forgetful.

anncoates

Easy enough to rack up posts especially in private forums and other conversational parts of boards.

Anybody posting on boards can hardly point the finger at others for merely posting more than them.

So what?

--LOS--

There used to be a handy link for this in the boards.ie dropdown that appears to be gone now

JustAddWater

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mike65 gets himself site banned on his 100,000th post, which gets removed, leaving his profile forever with 99,999 posts. :pac:

Do prison posts add to total? ... Genuine question!

danniemcq

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Probably none, he seems like a nice guy.

Fcukin' sickening. I get an infraction on average every 300 posts.

Guess I'm just a twat.

well idiot is your middle name....

:­p

GLaDOS

--LOS-- wrote: »

There used to be a handy link for this in the boards.ie dropdown that appears to be gone now

Can still get it in the old skins

OneEightSeven

JustAddWater wrote: »

Do prison posts add to total? ... Genuine question!

No, I've seen some of them with "Posts: 0" whilst posting several times in there.

Spring Onion

I rarely take much notice of usernames. I have not noticed mike65.
I imagine he is a safety conscious Yes man to get to that many post!

Senna

I am Mike65, I use that name for my insightful and informative posts, I use the Senna username to post all the bigoted, hateful and racist crap.

BNMC

Caliden wrote: »

18.77 avg posts a day?

Has to be guaranteed drivel in there most of the time though?

Correct.

He's a Liverpool fan.

Spring Onion

Caliden wrote: »

18.77 avg posts a day?

Has to be guaranteed drivel in there most of the time though?

Yes quality trumps quantity every time.

danniemcq

JustAddWater wrote: »

Do prison posts add to total? ... Genuine question!

Nope, neither prison or The cuckoos nest count your posts, so I think Tar should be much higher up

Paddy Cow

Caliden wrote: »

18.77 avg posts a day?

Has to be guaranteed drivel in there most of the time though?

I was on another site and one user had avg 150 posts per day :eek:

Knex*

BNMC wrote: »

Correct.

He's a Liverpool fan.

Even the United fans in the soccer forum cringe at your posts, good Sir.

- - -

Mike is a decent contribute no matter what the topic. Fair play to him for sticking around so long and racking up the posts.

His ability to allow the rest of us to poke fun out of him from time to time with old age and wood jokes is a nice plus

danniemcq

BNMC wrote: »

Correct.

He's a Liverpool fan.

Ahem, what are you implying....

danniemcq

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I was on another site and one user had avg 150 posts per day :eek:

There is a twilight forum somewhere on the internet that only has one user and tonnes of posts

Must see if i can find it although its something i really REALLY don't want to google

sopretty

I think the 'posts per day' is calculated based on the length of time you're registered. I registered a good few years ago but never really used the site until recently, so my Avg posts per day doesn't really reflect the verbal diarrhoea I come out with now on a daily basis. :cool: Thankfully! :eek:

It's very easy to rack up a lot of posts if you're fairly nifty with the typing. I couldn't be dealing with posting off a phone. You'd be mithered.

Ruu

I am mike65, Victor and Tar.Aldarion!

Turtyturd

And he has reached that number using dial up and a Commodore 64.

danniemcq

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I am mike65, Victor and Tar.Aldarion!

thought you were Gordon?

BraziliaNZ

Thing about Mike65 is he's commenting on the Guardian constantly too. Maybe he's just a computer program or something?

WilyCoyote

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I am mike65, Victor and Tar.Aldarion!

And Jacky Healy-Rae when in the Dáil

Hangballlouie

Knex. wrote: »

Even the United fans in the soccer forum cringe at your posts, good Sir.

You're worse for engaging with him tbh. He's sitting in his bedroom celebrating his small win of a Liverpool fan answering his nonsense.

Agueroooo

You really all should send a .gif of congratulations to Mike.

he loves .gifs

Mickalus

Ruubot2 wrote: »

I am mike65, Victor and Tar.Aldarion!

Senna wrote: »

I am Mike65, I use that name for my insightful and informative posts, I use the Senna username to post all the bigoted, hateful and racist crap.

I am Spartacus! Mike65!

danniemcq

hangballlouie wrote: »

You're worse for engaging with him tbh. He's sitting in his bedroom celebrating his small win of a Liverpool fan answering his nonsense.

Bout the only thing he can celebrate this season

BNMC

danniemcq wrote: »

Bout the only thing he can celebrate this season

I am celebrating the fact that United are in a CL QF while 'Pool fans continue to delude themselves into thinking they will win the EPL.

24 years and counting. LOL

Sauve

I am mike65

danniemcq

Sauve wrote: »

I am mike65

you spelt sexy wrong

mike65

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I wonder will Mike65 close his account.

SherlockWatson wrote: »

Hopefully

Banjo String wrote: »

Be nice.

SherlockWatson wrote: »

I meant at 99,999 or 100,000.

Keep the panties on.

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mike65 gets himself site banned on his 100,000th post, which gets removed, leaving his profile forever with 99,999 posts. :pac:

I plan to do just that for the laugh.

Meanwhile I'll see I if can get banned from AH with this (it all helps, so would burning my modem but I'll enjoy this more )

BNMC wrote: »

I am celebrating the fact that United are in a CL QF while 'Pool fans continue to delude themselves into thinking they will win the EPL.

24 years and counting. LOL

You are a utter fvckwit BNMC. Your only use is to ensure Liverpool win every match thread as well as every match now piss off!

Turtyturd

mike65 wrote: »

I plan to do just that for the laugh.

Meanwhile I'll see I if can get banned from AH with this (it all helps, so would burning my modem but I'll enjoy this more )



You are a utter fvckwit BNMC. Your only use is to ensure Liverpool win every match thread as well as every match now piss off!

Someone screen capture that before it gets deleted. :pac: