Nuts (UK) Magazine to close

smurfjed

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation
My life is going to be so much emptier without getting to view India Reynolds, so can anyone recommend a good replacement?

Lapin

smurfjed wrote: »

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation
My life is going to be so much emptier without getting to view India Reynolds, so can anyone recommend a good replacement?

Get a (new) life.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

April fools day on boards has made me a paranoid and nervous wreck, it's like being on a really bad come down, I trust and believe nothing today.

GLaDOS

smurfjed wrote: »

can anyone recommend a good replacement?

google images

You have the internet OP, right? You know they have pictures on it now, right?

Dyr

How are we supposed to identify complete wnakers at a glance if they can't purchase a copy of nuts?

Davarus Walrus

Soon Viz will be the only magazine left.

Davarus Walrus

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Soon Viz will be the only magazine left.

It's the only one you need, really.

Birneybau

The times they are a changing.

Also, as said before, internet.

Fratton Fred

Meh, Nuts stopped being funny about err, actually, Nuts has always been crap.

4zn76tysfajdxp

smurfjed wrote: »

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation

You can get a pill for that.

anncoates

smurfjed wrote: »

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation

Blood was being obviously being diverted to one part of the body.

gerrybbadd

Is Zoo still on the go?

castletownman

Now I only have Babestation and the sex scenes in GoT as reliable sources of soft core porn. Dammit.

anncoates

I know it's a different era but it reminds me of Loaded magazine (is that still around) and that whole wretched mid-90s Lad culture miasma of Blair and middle-class streaks of musical piss like Sleeper, Menswear and Dodgy pretending to be football hooligans.

fleet_admiral

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Soon Viz will be the only magazine left.

I pray viz never closes, even the missus reads the take a sh*t supplement

Duggy747

A Nuts / Zoo issue synopsis:

Hot wimmen with an interview with one them, random quotes in bold about how she likes to do something filthy in bed.

Article on gangs / prison.

Football section.

Adverts for razors / shaving cream.

Danny Dyer saying something.

Pub facts.

Davarus Walrus

Duggy747 wrote: »

A Nuts / Zoo issue synopsis:

Hot wimmen with an interview with one them, random quotes in bold about how she likes to do something filthy in bed.

Article on gangs / prison.

Football section.

Adverts for razors / shaving cream.

Danny Dyer saying something.

Pub facts.

Fashion section featuring Ben Sherman shirts.

snaphook

Front Magazine is where it's at.

fleet_admiral

snaphook wrote: »

Front Magazine is where it's at.

lass;)

Alf. A. Male

It nearly closed a few months ago, but that was just a close shave.

orangesoda

that's nuts so it is, how will i empty my nuts now?

Sierra 117

snaphook wrote: »

Front Magazine is where it's at.

Isn't that closing down too?

RayM

Sad news for the staff. I hope they all stick together...

Nabber

smurfjed wrote: »

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation

I see what you did there

cml387

Will this do as an alternative?

Galwayguy35

anncoates wrote: »

I know it's a different era but it reminds me of Loaded magazine (is that still around) and that whole wretched mid-90s Lad culture miasma of Blair and middle-class streaks of musical piss like Sleeper, Menswear and Dodgy pretending to be football hooligans.

Loaded was a good magazine, lots of funny articles in it, doubt many used it to jizz off though sure thats what porn is for.

wendell borton

cml387 wrote: »

Will this do as an alternative?

Jimmy Carter would approve.

The Wild Bunch

you're not a LAD unless you read Nuts

Femme_Fatale

anncoates wrote: »

it reminds me of Loaded magazine (is that still around) and that whole wretched mid-90s Lad culture miasma of Blair and middle-class streaks of musical piss like Sleeper, Menswear and Dodgy pretending to be football hooligans.

Ew... horrible era.

- TFI Friday
- Ray Winston and east-end gang stuff being pounced on by posh lads
- "Ladettes" like Denise Van Outen and Sara Cox and those chicks out of Sleeper and Echobelly (awful, AWFUL bands)
- Everyone gettink into footie innit!
- Robbie Williams pretending to be best mates with Oasis (cringe)
- The "Choose life" monologue from Trainspotting being EVERYWHERE and getting rather tedious

KungPao

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Fashion section featuring Ben Sherman shirts.

Wasn't there always a two-page spread of ridiculously expensive gadgets that no-one with any sense would ever buy? Like a miniature fridge with neon lights and internet connectivity or a remote controlled helicopter that you flew by using a program on your phone or something?

The Backwards Man

Balls.

KungPao

anncoates wrote: »

I know it's a different era but it reminds me of Loaded magazine (is that still around) and that whole wretched mid-90s Lad culture miasma of Blair and middle-class streaks of musical piss like Sleeper, Menswear and Dodgy pretending to be football hooligans.

And "ladettes" like Sara Cox and Zoe Ball.

Robbo

Somewhere, a teenage LAD is making a wreath out of suspiciously inflexible tissue paper, to lay at a cenotaph made of breast implants.

keano_afc

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Ew... horrible era.

- TFI Friday
- Ray Winston and east-end gang stuff being pounced on by posh lads
- "Ladettes" like Denise Van Outen and Sara Cox and those chicks out of Sleeper and Echobelly (awful, AWFUL bands)
- Everyone gettink into footie innit!
- Robbie Williams pretending to be best mates with Oasis (cringe)
- The "Choose life" monologue from Trainspotting being EVERYWHERE and getting rather tedious

I enjoyed TFI Friday I have to say. Apart from that you're spot on. So many rubbish indie bands.

The Wild Bunch

Euro 96
The Hacienda
Terrry Christian
Groucho Club
Kula Shaker

Idbatterim

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation
My life is going to be so much emptier without getting to view India Reynolds, so can anyone recommend a good replacement?

reddit gonewild!

Dyr

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Ew... horrible era.

- TFI Friday
- Ray Winston and east-end gang stuff being pounced on by posh lads
- "Ladettes" like Denise Van Outen and Sara Cox and those chicks out of Sleeper and Echobelly (awful, AWFUL bands)
- Everyone gettink into footie innit!
- Robbie Williams pretending to be best mates with Oasis (cringe)
- The "Choose life" monologue from Trainspotting being EVERYWHERE and getting rather tedious

up for it

mad for it

****heads that work in offices

banging

Shouting lager lager lager lager

Well in



90s sucked

Femme_Fatale

keano_afc wrote: »

I enjoyed TFI Friday I have to say. Apart from that you're spot on. So many rubbish indie bands.

Yeh I actually watched TFIF every week too; it was the TV show to sum up that era though.

The Wild Bunch wrote: »

Euro 96
The Hacienda
Terrry Christian
Groucho Club
Kula Shaker

Hope you don't mind me amending your post to reflect 90s sh1tness (the rest of your post being bang-on).

harney

smurfjed wrote: »

Unfortunately not an April 1st gag, the magazine is to close due to poor circulation
My life is going to be so much emptier without getting to view India Reynolds, so can anyone recommend a good replacement?

I'd have thought you'd be less empty as a result of not staring at said smut until you almost go blind?


/gets coat

Ranchu

This helped steer me away from godawful nu-metal when I saw it as a lad. Still remember it like it was yesterday.

Call Me Jimmy

The Wild Bunch wrote: »

you're not a LAD unless you read Nuts

Yea it's gonna be a funny old transition for us lads when we become women with no Nuts!

GenieOz

Ranchu wrote: »

This helped steer me away from godawful nu-metal when I saw it as a lad. Still remember it like it was yesterday.

Jesus that is one of the worst excuses for music I've ever heard

razorblunt

Mens magazines by are all awful.

FHM made an attempt at bridging the gap between Nuts (Ben Sherman button up shirts) and Esquire (44 pages of adverts before you get to an article) but gave the game away when they let Tulisa's crowd bribe her way to #1. Yes I know they were all fixed but that should really have been a jump the shark moment for them.

Their late 90s fake porno stories with Grub Smith were awful too.

Cienciano

Bambi wrote: »

up for it

mad for it

****heads that work in offices

banging

Shouting lager lager lager lager

Well in



90s sucked

90's were great. The last decade where mainstream music was good.

IvaBigWun

Loaded/FHM/Nuts/Maxim etc - its a miracle they've all lasted as long as they have, although Maxim have a healthy circulation in the States.

In fact, think of almost anything specialist magazine wise and you'll find the same content online for free.

Dyr

Cienciano wrote: »

90's were great. The last decade where mainstream music was good.

90s sucked

early 90s were okay in some regards I'll grant you

Also, that wee ginger prick called napalm death thrash metal