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A story in six words

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    #1202
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The couple stank of rotten fish

    This gives a vile mental image :mad:


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    #1203
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The mind is a dangerous thing


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    #1204
    corks finest
    Registered Users Posts: 8,666 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Anne Other wrote: »
    I came.
    I conquered.
    I left.
    I left-came back- am lost.


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    #1205
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,107 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Don't try this at my home


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    #1206
    RobbingBandit
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    Valentine's Day coming depression is rising


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    #1207
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Valentine's Day coming depression is rising

    One assumes one is no florist.


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    #1208
    Perifect
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Perifect


    Kill them all I tell thee.


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    #1209
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Perifect wrote: »
    Kill them all I tell thee.

    Didn't look good on the C.V.


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    #1210
    Perifect
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Perifect


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Didn't look good on the C.V.

    It's ok because I'm a monkey.


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    #1211
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,107 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    One assumes one is no florist.

    Are you a cop he asked


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    #1212
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭boardise


    Sorry -not in my back yard.


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    #1213
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Cop on better than cop out


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    #1214
    elperello
    Registered Users Posts: 14,699 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Brexit means brexit, backstop means backstop.


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    #1215
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    elperello wrote: »
    Brexit means brexit, backstop means backstop.

    Theresa May's on a loop again


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    #1216
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭boardise


    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.


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    #1217
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    Were the instructions from on high


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    #1218
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    Some of the above were stories.


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    #1219
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    Generally, I would agree with you.


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    #1220
    elperello
    Registered Users Posts: 14,699 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Luke Kelly died this day 1984.


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    #1221
    justincasey
    Registered Users Posts: 595 ✭✭✭justincasey


    It all started with a kiss


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    #1222
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How'd it end up like this


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    #1223
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The hairy man lost his razor


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    #1224
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The hairy man lost his razor

    Man lost razor.. then BECAME hairy!


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    #1225
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    OK!! NO Pedo until after verdict!!!


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    #1226
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    elperello wrote: »
    Luke Kelly died this day 1984.

    Not this day... But this Date...:cool:


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    #1227
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    justincasey wrote: »
    It all started with a kiss

    And ended in rape of hundreds....


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    #1228
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Anyone can extemporise within six words........


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    #1229
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Theresa May's on a loop again

    '' We're on a road to nowhere ''


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    #1230
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Francis Brennan talks about his apples


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    #1231
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    She said she said no. Trial.


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