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    #7082
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Jumping from space without a chute.

    He landed with a massive splatter


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    #7083
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Jumping from space without a chute.

    He realised something important was missing


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    #7084
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Jumping from space without a chute.

    He realised he forgot he's clothes


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    #7085
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He realised something important was missing

    His yearning for prunes had vanished


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    #7086
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His yearning for prunes had vanished

    Twas nuts he's heart so desired


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    #7087
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His yearning for prunes had vanished

    He's movement of motions were sufficient


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    #7088
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His yearning for prunes had vanished

    After spying the cat litter box


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    #7089
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    After spying the cat litter box

    He decided to launder some diesel


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    #7090
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He decided to launder some diesel

    Alas he's car ran on petrol


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    #7091
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He decided to launder some diesel

    Eamon ryan demanded green diesel only


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    #7092
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He decided to launder some diesel

    For his brand new electric bike


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    #7093
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Eamon ryan demanded green diesel only

    That was for his 5-series BMW


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    #7094
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was for his 5-series BMW

    Politics and drug pushing wealthy career


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    #7095
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was for his 5-series BMW

    Proves that climate change is profitable


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    #7096
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was for his 5-series BMW

    I need a career change quickly


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    #7097
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Proves that climate change is profitable

    Everybody loves a good climate change


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    #7098
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Everybody loves a good climate change

    It certainly packs out the beaches


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    #7099
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Everybody loves a good climate change

    Unless your house is constantly flooded


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    #7100
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Everybody loves a good climate change

    Unless its the next ice age


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    #7101
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Unless its the next ice age

    That only happens with nuclear Winter


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    #7102
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That only happens with nuclear Winter

    But nuclear conflict seem distantly remote


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    #7103
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That only happens with nuclear Winter

    Then the polar bears can visit


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    #7104
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That only happens with nuclear Winter

    But were will our greens grow


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    #7105
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    But nuclear conflict seem distantly remote

    Unless it's between India and Pakistan


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    #7106
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Unless it's between India and Pakistan

    The cricket match that defines cricket


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    #7107
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Unless it's between India and Pakistan

    why neighbours are just good friends


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    #7108
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Unless it's between India and Pakistan

    They're all family at one time


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    #7109
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,204 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    why neighbours are just good friends

    Until the orgy gets outta hand


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    #7110
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Until the orgy gets outta hand

    All because the dog joined in


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    #7111
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Until the orgy gets outta hand

    Only when the chicken suddenly appeared


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