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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Guilty until proven innocent... he cried

    The Roman court had resurfaced again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Roman court had resurfaced again

    Crucifixion was the true absolute deterent


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Roman court had resurfaced again

    After many many years of infamy


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Roman court had resurfaced again

    And the lions grew feasted again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Around his abode he lay naked


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Around his abode he lay naked

    The community alert meeting was interesting


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The community alert meeting was interesting

    The outcome... please keep curtains closed


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The community alert meeting was interesting

    The postman refused to deliver mail


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The community alert meeting was interesting

    It stop the neighbours borrowing stuff


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The postman refused to deliver mail

    He'd rather deliver something more sexy


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  • Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Running away from the real story


  • Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Who didn't throw in? Mr Pink!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The micropenis man was unbelievably small


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He'd rather deliver something more sexy

    The milk tray man failed again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He'd rather deliver something more sexy

    Instead of donuts and black coffee


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He'd rather deliver something more sexy

    Than his usual colourful french letters


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Running away from the real story

    The truth hurt them to much


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Running away from the real story

    His ethics and morals cast aside


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Running away from the real story

    Cowardice was always their family motto


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Who didn't throw in? Mr Pink!

    I refused to participate in Action


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Who didn't throw in? Mr Pink!

    Did that lead to impending doom


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Who didn't throw in? Mr Pink!

    All the dogs were not thoroughbreds


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The micropenis man was unbelievably small

    For the first of his line


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The micropenis man was unbelievably small

    It comes with a large microscope


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The micropenis man was unbelievably small

    He's Napoleon complex certainly didn't help


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He's Napoleon complex certainly didn't help

    His french wasn't too good though


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His french wasn't too good though

    The rest of europe flattered him


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His french wasn't too good though

    It was better than his temper


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His french wasn't too good though

    Nor was his stature of course


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The rest of europe flattered him

    Donald Trump really loved the EU


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