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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The scientific dogma to explain experience.

    The vibrator requires batteries to work


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The basic human endeavour to procreate.

    Lest we breed some more idiots


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The basic human endeavour to procreate.

    Best excuse for sex ever invented


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The basic human endeavour to procreate.

    That chat up line never works


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Cognitive dissonance surely inpets forward thinking.

    So cloning is still going on


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Cognitive dissonance surely inpets forward thinking.

    Once a hamster always a hamster


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Cognitive dissonance surely inpets forward thinking.

    Human beings are prone to stupidity


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Cultured myths encourage backward moral thinking.

    If only I was a caveman


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Cultured myths encourage backward moral thinking.

    Myths are merely a social construct


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Cultured myths encourage backward moral thinking.

    Education can sometimes be radically counterproductive


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An unsheded snake fails to grow.

    Maybe he's comfortable in that skin


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An unsheded snake fails to grow.

    The snake who wasn't a snake


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An unsheded snake fails to grow.

    To each our own destiny falls


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    At least question your hidden ignorance.

    Ignorance is a fundamental self-defense mechanism


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    At least question your hidden ignorance.

    On beautiful auspicious day blissfully unaware


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    At least question your hidden ignorance.

    One should always questioned one's values


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    KaiserLu wrote: »
    You’re not a good artist, Adolf.

    He used europe for a canvas


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    KaiserLu wrote: »
    You’re not a good artist, Adolf.

    He definitely could not take rejection


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    KaiserLu wrote: »
    You’re not a good artist, Adolf.

    The disillusioned artist... prone to murder


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭paddy19


    The disillusioned artist... prone to genocide.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    paddy19 wrote: »
    The disillusioned artist... prone to genocide.

    Rejection brought about annihilation of europe


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    paddy19 wrote: »
    The disillusioned artist... prone to genocide.

    Genocidal tendencies aren't solely consigned artists


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    paddy19 wrote: »
    The disillusioned artist... prone to genocide.

    Evil inherently destroys all artistic dreams


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Honesty was never the best policy


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    This medicine is good for you, President!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Did you take your medicine, President!?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Drinking some cans of Linden Village.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Can you hear me Mister President???


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Mister President,......ehhh mister President, ohhh dear...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Jeyes and Domestos shares suddenly dropped.


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