There is No God

ClovenHoof

I am pretty sure of this.

crazygeryy

Hes playing against France in the rugby on saturday.check it out.

CollyFowler

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I am pretty sure of this.

As am I but nobody can prove anything. Agnosticism surrounds me.

GLaDOS

He's no bowl of Special K

Uriel.

Oh no, not again, please GOD, not again

CollyFowler

Robert Bernard "Robbie" Fowler (born 9 April 1975) is an English former professional footballer and manager who played as a striker from 1993 to 2012. Fowler was known for being a natural scorer with an instinctive goal-poaching ability.

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Panthro

What, Girls On Demand? Yeah...we got the memo.

Links234

Op, you really post some rubbish threads. No offense, but you do.

joe swanson

How dare you say such a thing?

There definitely is a god.




I met him down the local last week.


As for fowler, i think the thread about undesirables is over is somewhere else in ah.......

phelixoflaherty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCwuSf568G8

Panthro

Links234 wrote: »

Op, you really post some rubbish threads. No offense, but you do.

Heyy. That's for God to decide...

alchemist33

But ... but ... who's going to sort 'em out after we shoot 'em all?

dodzy

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I am pretty sure of this.

well done OP.

You've managed to score 10/10 on the "shîtethreadometer"

Plazaman

Hmmm a person called "Clovenhoof" declares there is no God.

Nice try Beelzebub, we'll use our own brains thank you.

Molester Stallone

All those gods coming over here & stealing our jobs, send em back where they came from!

The King of Moo

People who don't believe in God agree with this.

People who do won't change their mind based on this.

Panthro

If there is no God, who created Marty Morrissey?!
I believe he is an advanced species which we should study and learn from.

Mr. Incognito

God is dead - Neitzche

Nietzsche is dead -God

jester77

There are plenty of false gods out there

kneemos

Links234 wrote: »

Op, you really post some rubbish threads. No offense, but you do.

No offense taken I'm sure.

BillyMitchel

Did this keep you up all night OP?

Saucy McKetchup

CollyFowler wrote: »

Quote:
Robert Bernard "Robbie" Fowler (born 9 April 1975) is an English former professional footballer and manager who played as a striker from 1993 to 2012. Fowler was known for being a natural scorer with an instinctive goal-poaching ability.
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He said God not Knob

DeanAustin

CollyFowler wrote: »

Robert Bernard "Robbie" Fowler (born 9 April 1975) is an English former professional footballer and manager who played as a striker from 1993 to 2012. Fowler was known for being a natural scorer with an instinctive goal-poaching ability.

God is an Everton fan?

Chazz Michael Michaels

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I am pretty sure of this.

Your title is a firm statement, you post is not.

Davarus Walrus

There's an abundance of know-it-all student arseholes though.

RobbingBandit

Foley is GOD.

MetalDog

Wasn't there a thread/poll on here a while back that affirmed Marty Morrisey was an alien?

SilverScreen

God is a dj.

MakeEmLaugh

CollyFowler wrote: »

As am I but nobody can prove anything. Agnosticism surrounds me.

Agnosticism and Atheism are not mutually exclusive.

Agnosticism is not, as many people assume, a belief that "I don't know if God exists or not".

Agnosticism is actually a belief that we CANNOT know whether or not God exists. Therefore all agnostics, by definition, repudiate the myths of organised religions such as Christianity, et al.

thomasj

A bit heavy for a Friday morning on AH.

Fozzie Bear

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I am pretty sure of this.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Are you heading to Mecca & Rome to let them know too? Good luck with that, especially the Mecca one.

uck51js9zml2yt

The fool said in his heart there is no God...

You seem pretty uncertain about your claim op. What evidence do you have to support your case.

smcgiff

I don't agree with the request policy before being allowed to post in the soccer forum, but such a 'brain fart' communication barrier may suit AA.

Ghost Buster

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

There's an abundance of know-it-all student arseholes though.

Really? Someone should tell Richard Dawkins, Michael Nugent, Dara OBrian, Ricky Gervais, Tim Munchin, Ray Darcy, Sean Moncrief and 43 year old me how well we are doing with the moisturiser, Grecian 2000 and fashion sense.

RangeR

Welcome to the real world.

Ghost Buster

Leroy Witty Smoke wrote: »

The fool said in his heart there is no God...

You seem pretty uncertain about your claim op. What evidence do you have to support your case.

This Is a dumb thread and Im gonna regret getting involved BUT You need to underdtstand BURDEN OF PROOF.Its up to those making claims of existance to provide proof. Not those questioning the claim

Elmer Blooker

does God believe in Bono?

bnt

Better to say "there are almost certainly no gods". Note the plural and the small "g".

Any god worthy of the title would look at the mess we're making of just about everything we do, and get his/her/its flamethrower out ...

Duck Soup

What was the apocryphal remark about Orson Welles as he walked through the set of of Citizen Kane?

"There, but for the grace of God, goes God."

Shíte film by the way.

TwoShedsJackson

Ghost Buster wrote: »

This Is a dumb thread and Im gonna regret getting involved BUT You need to underdtstand BURDEN OF PROOF.Its up to those making claims of existance to provide proof. Not those questioning the claim

http://s16.postimg.org/yg19rad4l/vader.jpg

ScienceNerd

ScienceNerd wrote: »

He's no bowl of Special K

thanks for the laugh

tin79

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I am pretty sure of this.

I am pretty sure all the threads you start are awful.

smcgiff

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Really? Someone should tell Richard Dawkins, Michael Nugent, Dara OBrian, Ricky Gervais, Tim Munchin, Ray Darcy, Sean Moncrief and 43 year old me how well we are doing with the moisturiser, Grecian 2000 and fashion sense.

They wish!

@TheTweetOfGod

Of course God exists. Shur don't I be following him on the aul Twitterbox!

@TheTweetOfGod

FURET

Leroy Witty Smoke wrote: »

The fool said in his heart there is no God...

The fool said in his heart there is no Zeus.

The fool said in his heart there is no Vishnu.

The fool said in his heart there is no Isis.

The fool said in his heart there is no Wotan.

The fool said in his heart there is no Dagda.

You seem pretty uncertain about your claim op. What evidence do you have to support your case.

Your "god" is as likely to exist as pixies are. Do you disbelieve in pixies? If so, on what basis do you disbelieve in them? Or in succubuses, werewolves, leprechauns or elves for that matter?

MRnotlob606

He exits

notnumber

There is no God..la la la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbkJZzVT20

Duggy747

God died back in 1991.

The band sort of carried on but Queen just weren't the same without him.

6 Methyl Morphine !

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THIS TEXT DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T EXIST

MS.ing

sometimes I wished there was

would make life so much easier to understand:

why are we here?

go said so


why does it rain?

cause god wants it to


why did brazil win the world cup?

cauuse god wanted them to


why are bananas yellow?

cause god likes yellow


why did he give me the ability to question and reason?

cause hes a foukin wind up merchant :mad:

allthedoyles

ClovenHoof wrote: »

I am pretty sure of this.

He is in your head OP , and he is playing tricks on your mind .