do you think you could commit murder and get away with it?

john the one

Just as the title says. In this day and age, with CSI and the likes on every night, it shines a light on what COULD be used against a perp forensically. A lot of it is pure bs but i can only imagine it makes people give some thought to the clean up and prep!

What's your scenario?the perfect crime. Not telling mine as it will incriminate me. But you may share with me

Edit: Not to be taken seriously

Holsten

If you just want to murder someone, anyone and don't care who it is then it is 100% possible to get away with it.

Chem Lord

john the one wrote: »

Not telling mine as it will incriminate me.

Jesus Christ, who are you???

The Backwards Man

I have turbary rights on 7500 acres of bog.

I'm saying no more.;)

john the one

Holsten wrote: »

If you just want to murder someone, anyone and don't care who it is then it is 100% possible to get away with it.

What would your M.O. be?

Sir Arthur Daley

If i was Horotio Caine i could and would get away with it.

AnonoBoy

Doubt it.

I got nabbed on the LUAS once when I forgot to buy a ticket so I doubt I'd manage murder.

Holsten

john the one wrote: »

What would your M.O. be?

If you didn't want to get caught you wouldn't have an MO.

jane82

I just found out I can get someone to do my killing for me on the deep dark web.
Mod note: be careful what you say to this bad ass.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Holsten wrote: »

If you just want to murder someone, anyone and don't care who it is then it is 100% possible to get away with it.

Yup, pick a randomer away from witnesses, CCTV leave litte evidence, don't talk about it afterwards and I'd say its fairly easy to get away with murder.

BillyMitchel

I'd go the BrickTop route - feed to a bunch of hungry pigs. I've zero idea if it would actually work though.

Of course not... Officer.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I'm sure the majority who tried thought they'd get away with it. I'm not a deranged mofo, so I've never given it much thought.

tomwaterford

john the one wrote: »

Just as the title says. In this day and age, with CSI and the likes on every night, it shines a light on what COULD be used against a perp forensically. A lot of it is pure bs but i can only imagine it makes people give some thought to the clean up and prep!

What's your scenario?the perfect crime. Not telling mine as it will incriminate me. But you may share with me

Edit: Not to be taken seriously

john the one wrote: »

What would your M.O. be?

pity there's not a murder forum:pac::pac:

emm...I doubt I could get away...id surly f**k it up

Dun

What would give me away would be me whistling, singing and humming "Ding dong, the witch is dead" for weeks afterwards.

Not that I had anyone in mind. Yeah. So.. Did someone say something?

Oh I could commit murder and get away with it.
Even if I got arrested I could go to court and get off on some technicality or other.
100% I would get away with it.

Karl Stein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftY6fj6XZyU

john the one

The merits of a long range kill from a sniper bullet far out way the satisfying resistance of a knife sliding through a rib cage.

Love that pink mist

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I'd go the BrickTop route - feed to a bunch of hungry pigs. I've zero idea if it would actually work though.

It's harder than you would think. Pigs are very fussy eaters, you couldn't just fcuk a human torso in to them, they'd have to be weaned on human flesh from they were piglets.

Rayne Wooney

If you didn't care who it was then of course you could get away with it

But if you didn't care who it was and just wanted to kill someone you'd be fairly insane and the insanity would get you caught eventually

pmurphy00

most murders are done in rage,

if you carefully planed it out without an obvious motive,
then it should be easy, living near the sea would help.;)

Sir Arthur Daley

The Backwards Man wrote: »

they'd have to be weaned on human flesh from they were piglets.

No they wouldnt starve them for 2 weeks and they would eat human no issue.

john the one

WikiHow wrote: »

No they wouldnt starve them for 2 weeks and they would eat human no issue.

Depending on the type of pig, your talking bones and all. Its the marrow they are after

The Backwards Man

WikiHow wrote: »

No they wouldnt starve them for 2 weeks and they would eat human no issue.

And you have been a pigfarmer for how long?;)

Sir Arthur Daley

john the one wrote: »

Depending on the type of pig,

An extra hungry one.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

And you have been a pigfarmer for how long?;)

Im not, i watch alot of Crime drama

Fred Swanson

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DEFTLEFTHAND

I suppose if you prepare properly and have a clear plan it's doable, many famous serial killers got away with murder for years, its only when they became sloppy and careless that they got caught.

john the one

So it seems like picking someone at random is the best approach. But that is usually how serial killers begin albeit with similarities.

Sir Arthur Daley

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Child Benefit

The Backwards Man

WikiHow wrote: »

An extra hungry one.


Im not, i watch alot of Crime drama

People will eat other people and leave nothing behind if they are starving for weeks, the poor oul domestic pig got this bad press from some of the Sunday tabloids and the Krays (if I remember right) and it has stuck since.

Fred Swanson

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Sir Arthur Daley

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Even in rural areas?

AnonoBoy

Jaysus lads.

All this talk of murder has got me to thinking.

I'd murder a bag of chips right about now.

Anyone heading to the chipper?

DEFTLEFTHAND

john the one wrote: »

So it seems like picking someone at random is the best approach. But that is usually how serial killers begin albeit with similarities.

Yeah I imagine your chances are better if you've no connection with the victim.

john the one

Think we could try keep the thread on point? I.e. the killing

RobbingBandit

Hell yes, I am The Sword of Damocles coiled and ready to strike.

The Backwards Man

john the one wrote: »

Think we could try keep the thread on point? I.e. the killing

Why? Are you taking notes?

Galwayguy35

If you could kill them without anyone noticing then there are a lot of places to bury them, especially here in the countryside where they would be never found again.

john the one

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why? Are you taking notes?

Straight into my kill book enemy!

The killer posted questions on popular opinions site boards on the perfect murder the night before he began stalking and killing people who wronged him in his thread.

Syke!

Sir Arthur Daley

I gave a hand pouring concrete on a foundation last week, ideal spot, may cause slight subsidence though.
Consult an Engineer for better guidance.

The Backwards Man

john the one wrote: »

Straight into my kill book enemy!

The killer posted questions on popular opinions site boards on the perfect murder the night before he began stalking and killing people who wronged him in his thread.

Syke!

They don't only call me Columbo because I wear a dirty raincoat you know.;)

Fred Swanson

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BillyMitchel

The murder itself would be ok IF you didn't panic and everything went to plan and disposed of the body correctly. Body in a barrel of acid is another. Can't remember where I seem that one. Worked well though.

The hard part might be that if you were took in for questioning would you be able to keep your cool and not trip up.

EDIT: Walt does it in breaking bad.

Fred Swanson

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Holsten

Generally no body means no crime, but if one was trying not to get caught one would generally limit their interactions to only what was needed.

Fred Swanson

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Sir Arthur Daley

If i had to dispose of a body i would bury it in a graveyard in the middle of the night under a half moon for light.

Renegade Mechanic

Hmmmmm...... What would I do... I actually thought about this for a while for the craic. I don't care about incriminating or whatever as I obviously haven't done it.... officer. I reckon its on a sort of balance. The more you wish to be able to get away with it then the more you have to leave to chance..

Loosening a wheel on your targets car would be a decent start but only if its a six stud wheel as they are quieter on the road and sound like a wheel bearing making noise instead. Four stud wheels make an obvious "clacka clacka" sound when turning and loose. Better yet see if you can find out if the car was serviced recently in a garage without cctv as that would be beneficial in focusing the blame. Hope theres no one or nothing watching during the night when you do it and wait to see if

A: They hear the noise but ignore it, ultimately loosing control when the inevitable happens and dying as a result.

B: Same as above but they get noise examined/rectified and continue, well... living.

C: Same again but they survive the crash.

There are many more possible results too, ranging from them discovering you in the act to them selling the car to someome else the next day! Leaving it all to chance

john the one

Plead the fifth in the cop shop. And then lawyer put. It just depends who has more time, you or the guards, and they are bound by law to let you out unless charged

Renegade Mechanic

john the one wrote: »

Plead the fifth in the cop shop. And then lawyer put. It just depends who has more time, you or the guards, and they are bound by law to let you out unless charged

So john, who's not making paddy's weekend?;)