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Hilarious Chat up Lines

  • 11-03-2014 5:15pm
    #1
    Pinkmoon19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭


    I hope this hasn't been done to death already but has anyone been on the receiving end of hilarious chat up lines.

    Guy: Can I tell you something
    Me: Sure, go ahead.
    Guy: Your eyes are as blue as my tractor
    me: Bahahahahahaha :D

    On another night:

    Guy: You should be my girlfriend
    Me: Why should I be your girlfriend?
    Guy: Because you would love to watch Coronation and Eastenders with my Mam and my Sister.
    Me: Totally speechless..............:eek:

    Anyone else?!!


Comments

  • #2
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Random guy on the street a few weeks ago:

    "Here, on a scale of one to ten, what are the chances of me getting your number?"
    "Zero"
    "Awesome"

    Made me smile though :)


  • #3
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    him: "you look really like one of the Corrs" (this was way back when the Corrs were at the height of their fame)

    me: (chuffed) "really? which one?"

    him: "Jim"

    it worked, we kissed later!


  • #4
    cee_jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭cee_jay


    wolfen wrote: »
    I hope this hasn't been done to death already but has anyone been on the receiving end of hilarious chat up lines.

    Guy: Can I tell you something
    Me: Sure, go ahead.
    Guy: Your eyes are as blue as my tractor
    me: Bahahahahahaha :

    When I saw the thread title, this was the line that came straight to my mind. A guy used it on a friend of mine in Galway around 10/12 years ago (I feel old now!)


  • #5
    Carter12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭Carter12


    Him (creep), Where have you been all my life ?
    Her (my friend). working in Tayto, would ye ever go fu*k off !!!


    Him, when I masturbate I think of you........

    (Honest to god) :)


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