Steak & blowjob Day

Specialun

March 14th so you know

Will you celebrate..for the single guys do you celebrate

Which do you have first?

hatrickpatrick

Which first? The steak should be split in half and the blowjob sandwiched between the two halves.

Wait, that didn't come out right...

Lucyfur

Only once a year??

Jaysis

Son Of A Vidic

Specialun wrote: »

Steak & blowjob Day

OP starts a veiled - I'm now an advanced yoga practitioner so I'm sorted thread.

El Guapo!

If you're doing it right,......every day is steak and blowjob day.
















I'm not doing it right.

orangesoda

I'll just go out in the car, pick up a few bitches and give them my big steak

I am pie

This day only exists to show how witless and lacking in originality we in Ireland have become.

catallus

I'm not fit for much after a large steak. I just kinda want to lie down and sleep.

sadie06

I hope all you men know that any woman who accidentally agrees to celebrate this day will automatically be comparing your member, unfavourably, to the nice, juicy, tasty piece of steak.:)

LowOdour

its a recession in our house so it's chicken nuggets & handjob day

mfceiling

When you see the mother landing home with a sirloin and the father "just going to have a quick shower"....you know it's time to move out...

LowOdour

LowOdour wrote: »

its a recession in our house so it's chicken nuggets & handjob day

Can't afford toothpaste?

Richard Hillman

Totes kewl. Wot a dey #LAD #LADCULTURE #TopBANTS

ArtyM

Is there going to be a parade?

who_me

As a single guy, I don't do steak and blowjob day any more

'Twas ruining the taste of the steak. Boom boom.....

Penny Tration

I'm gonna be working, so he can cook his own steak. I'll do the rest. If that's not good enough, I'm going to sleep.

Gongoozler

Nah can't believe people buy into this every year. It's ridiculous. It's just a commercial holiday, so you feel you have to go out and buy a steak. Like you can give your boyfriend and blow job and steak every other day of the year ya know.

keith16

Gongoozler wrote: »

Nah can't believe people buy into this every year. It's ridiculous. It's just a commercial holiday, so you feel you have to go out and buy a steak. Like you can give your boyfriend and blow job and steak every other day of the year ya know.

Don't you ruin another steak and blowjob day.

whupdedo

Never heard of it, why is it on March 14 ? Also my woman doesn't eat steak, do I still qualify ?

keith16

green_screen wrote: »

I'm gonna be working, so he can cook his own steak. I'll do the rest.

What, like the chips and sauce and all?

keith16

whupdedo wrote: »

Never heard of it, why is it on March 14 ? Also my woman doesn't eat steak, do I still qualify ?

Er....does she have a cock?

Czarcasm

Gongoozler wrote: »

Nah can't believe people buy into this every year. It's ridiculous. It's just a commercial holiday, so you feel you have to go out and buy a steak. Like you can give your boyfriend and blow job and steak every other day of the year ya know.

It's not even a commercial holiday, in fact the only pleasure I get from this Internet meme phenomenon is that it's the only day of the year Hallmark will never do a card for. I'd say it kills them!

whupdedo

green_screen wrote: »

I'm gonna be working, so he can cook his own steak. I'll do the rest. If that's not good enough, I'm going to sleep.

Your a good girl

Penny Tration

whupdedo wrote: »

Your a good girl

Being called a good girl is so fcuking creepy :pac:

ArtSmart

whupdedo wrote: »

Never heard of it, why is it on March 14 ? Also my woman doesn't eat steak, do I still qualify ?

If she doesn't eat meat, then no, you don't qualify.

keith16

green_screen wrote: »

Being called a good girl is so fcuking creepy :pac:

I know....it should read: You're a good girl.

Please don't card me mods.

whupdedo

keith16 wrote: »

Er....does she have a cock?

No, a fanny

ShaShaBear

My favourite day of the year - he gets a steak, and I get a blowjob!

Molester Stallone

Hamburger & handjob day in my house....I have to cook my own burger and.......

30txsbzmcu2k9w

The kind of people who celebrate this are the same kind of people who wear those cheap t-shirts with 'free chorizo' or some other 'sexually suggestive' slogan on the front.
These people, these people are not my kind of people.

ArtSmart

green_screen wrote: »

Being called a good girl is so fcuking creepy :pac:

your you're a BAD girl.


Better?

whupdedo

keith16 wrote: »

I know....it should read: You're a good girl.

Please don't card me mods.

Nazi bastard:pac:

Swampy

Hanna Sharp Sound wrote: »

The kind of people who celebrate this are the same kind of people who wear those cheap t-shirts with 'free chorizo' or some other 'sexually suggestive' slogan on the front.
These people, these people are not my kind of people.

Says the man obviously not getting a blowjob.

ArtSmart

ShaShaBear wrote: »

My favourite day of the year - he gets a steak, and I get a blowjob!

em, so it's HeSheBear?

that's cool, that's cool.

beano345

whupdedo wrote: »

Your a good girl

a Georgie burgess voice sprang to mind when I read that

Der Putsch

green_screen wrote: »

Being called a good girl is so fcuking creepy :pac:

It's creepy to think that's creepy, but you're not a good girl anyway, you're naughty, very naughty.

ArtSmart

Hanna Sharp Sound wrote: »

The kind of people who celebrate this are the same kind of people who wear those cheap t-shirts with 'free chorizo' or some other 'sexually suggestive' slogan on the front.
These people, these people are not my kind of people.

Swampy wrote: »

Says the man obviously not getting a blowjob.

Well, Drink, Milk, Kids.

there's a clue there somewhere,no?

keith16

whupdedo wrote: »

Nazi bastard:pac:

I might be a Nazi, but I am not creepy.

Imagine if your birthday was the same day as steak and blowjob day. Horrible.

LowOdour

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Can't afford toothpaste?

While its nice, dipping them in ketchup is tastier

ArtSmart

keith16 wrote: »

Imagine if your birthday was the same day as steak and blowjob day.

Horrible.

???

more steak, more blowjobs.

what's the downside?

raze_them_all_

Jokingly said it to my old lad the other day, he sits up and looks at my mother, "I get a steak for once??" the hero

Molester Stallone

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

Jokingly said it to my old lad the other day, he sits up and looks at my mother, "I get a steak for once??" the hero

He gets to put his teeth in, and she gets to take hers out...everyones a winner!

maguic24

Om nom nom nom steak. I'm getting hungry just thinking about a nice big juicy steak dripping with blood.

Ihatecuddles

We don't live together and I'm pretty sure my parents would get suspicious if I was under the kitchen table while he ate steak.

Kylo Ren

mauzo! wrote: »

We don't live together and I'm pretty sure my parents would get suspicious if I was under the kitchen table while he ate steak.

Not if your mother was under there too!

Penny Tration

ArtSmart wrote: »

your you're a BAD girl.


Better?

No.

It's the girl thing. I'm twenty feckin' four. I'm not a 'girl!'

whupdedo

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

Jokingly said it to my old lad the other day, he sits up and looks at my mother, "I get a steak for once??" the hero

In other words he gets a blow job fairly regularly then

Ihatecuddles

whupdedo wrote: »

In other words he gets a blow job fairly regularly then

That's the....

Never mind

Cupcake_Crisis

I celebrate it for the craic. But I got feck all for valentines day so thinking of returning the favor.

Ihatecuddles

We'll go for dinner and ill give him a blow job on the way home.

Everyones a winner. Such a classy couple.

maguic24

mauzo! wrote: »

We'll go for dinner and ill give him a blow job on the way home.

Everyones a winner. Such a classy couple.

Both get steak and then go 69. Win win situation, what's not to like?