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How did you meet your other half?

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  • 01-03-2014 1:27am
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    Registered Users Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭


    How did you meet your other half


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,802 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    in the boot.
    Wait...what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    Il let ya no when I find one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Me and palm go back a long way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    on a see saw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    I am in a threesome.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Well she was a good sister to me for years so I said why not?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Mitotic cell division


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    wazky wrote: »
    Well she was a good sister to me for years so I said why not?

    Might as well keep it in the family


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    In the Phoenix Park. Really. She handed me the rest of her beer, and then I fell in love. Got dumped 4.5 years later :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Mutual friend introduced us, pure chance meeting as the friend wouldn't have been someone I spoke to in the previous 3 or so years. Best thing to ever happen :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    GenieOz wrote: »
    Mutual friend introduced us, pure chance meeting as the friend wouldn't have been someone I spoke to in the previous 3 or so years. Best thing to ever happen :)

    How nice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,323 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again


  • Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭certifiedcrepe


    He's a bartender and I was in the bar he works at. We got talking and then we added each other Facebook and now I couldn't imagine my life without him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    He's a bartender and I was in the bar he works at. We got talking and then we added each other Facebook and now I couldn't imagine my life without him!

    That's when it starts getting exciting :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Well, I'd known Mark for years. Then, out of the blue he asked me to this charity ball thing. And I say to him, is this a date? And then he says. I dunno, is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    How nice.

    I should just f*ck off with my happiness, right?


  • Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭certifiedcrepe


    Aphex wrote: »
    That's when it starts getting exciting :o

    Exactly! Never take a man seriously unless he asks for your number/full name :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Exactly! Never take a man seriously unless he asks for your number/full name :p

    Its all about the acres of land or hectares if one is in metric.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 165 ✭✭Baze


    Autofellatio.

    Been inseparable ever since.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    He's a bartender and I was in the bar he works at. We got talking and then we added each other Facebook and now I couldn't imagine my life without him!

    Selfie or GTFO
    before you go, 2 pints of Murphys, 2 large G&Ts, no, make that 4 pints, 4 Large G&Ts, 1 bag of Cheese n Onion and a Nash's Red for the designated driver


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Cogsy88


    GenieOz wrote: »
    I should just f*ck off with my happiness, right?

    Yep.


  • Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭calanus


    I think we exited the womb together


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    He was a mechanic, I needed a service....only paid for the first one, they've been free since:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    He was a mechanic, I needed a service....only paid for the first one, they've been free since:)

    Classy :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭whatsthetime


    As far as I remember or am told, both halves were born at the same time


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,276 ✭✭✭✭mdwexford


    Brothel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Cogsy88 wrote: »
    Yep.

    Don't be bitter all your life, it's very unattractive.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭Oregano_State


    She walked into the room with one of my mates introducing her as his new girlfriend.

    That was 3 years ago now, and I'm not friends with him anymore.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Typically in a bar, and neither of us really drink haha.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I met my other half at the cigarette machine she was looking for a quarter.


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