How did you meet your other half?

fr336

How did you meet your other half

Panthro

in the boot.
Wait...what?

Cogsy88

Il let ya no when I find one.

jamesbere

Me and palm go back a long way

Sir Arthur Daley

on a see saw

Red Pepper

I am in a threesome.

wazky

Well she was a good sister to me for years so I said why not?

Jimoslimos

Mitotic cell division

jamesbere

wazky wrote: »

Well she was a good sister to me for years so I said why not?

Might as well keep it in the family

Aphex

In the Phoenix Park. Really. She handed me the rest of her beer, and then I fell in love. Got dumped 4.5 years later

GenieOz

Mutual friend introduced us, pure chance meeting as the friend wouldn't have been someone I spoke to in the previous 3 or so years. Best thing to ever happen

Cogsy88

GenieOz wrote: »

Mutual friend introduced us, pure chance meeting as the friend wouldn't have been someone I spoke to in the previous 3 or so years. Best thing to ever happen

How nice.

castletownman

I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again

certifiedcrepe

He's a bartender and I was in the bar he works at. We got talking and then we added each other Facebook and now I couldn't imagine my life without him!

Aphex

certifiedcrepe wrote: »

He's a bartender and I was in the bar he works at. We got talking and then we added each other Facebook and now I couldn't imagine my life without him!

That's when it starts getting exciting

Vito Corleone

Well, I'd known Mark for years. Then, out of the blue he asked me to this charity ball thing. And I say to him, is this a date? And then he says. I dunno, is it?

GenieOz

Cogsy88 wrote: »

How nice.

I should just f*ck off with my happiness, right?

certifiedcrepe

Aphex wrote: »

That's when it starts getting exciting

Exactly! Never take a man seriously unless he asks for your number/full name

Sir Arthur Daley

certifiedcrepe wrote: »

Exactly! Never take a man seriously unless he asks for your number/full name

Its all about the acres of land or hectares if one is in metric.

Baze

Autofellatio.

Been inseparable ever since.

WilyCoyote

certifiedcrepe wrote: »

He's a bartender and I was in the bar he works at. We got talking and then we added each other Facebook and now I couldn't imagine my life without him!

Selfie or GTFO
before you go, 2 pints of Murphys, 2 large G&Ts, no, make that 4 pints, 4 Large G&Ts, 1 bag of Cheese n Onion and a Nash's Red for the designated driver

Cogsy88

GenieOz wrote: »

I should just f*ck off with my happiness, right?

Yep.

calanus

I think we exited the womb together

fineso.mom

He was a mechanic, I needed a service....only paid for the first one, they've been free since:)

fr336

fineso.mom wrote: »

He was a mechanic, I needed a service....only paid for the first one, they've been free since:)

Classy

whatsthetime

As far as I remember or am told, both halves were born at the same time

mdwexford

Brothel.

GenieOz

Cogsy88 wrote: »

Yep.

Don't be bitter all your life, it's very unattractive.

Oregano_State

She walked into the room with one of my mates introducing her as his new girlfriend.

That was 3 years ago now, and I'm not friends with him anymore.

Holsten

Typically in a bar, and neither of us really drink haha.

Sir Arthur Daley

I met my other half at the cigarette machine she was looking for a quarter.

The Narrator

We met on a plane, we had the same briefcase.

That was a real crazy period in my life...

GenieOz

The Narrator wrote: »

We met on a plane, we had the same briefcase.

That was a real crazy period in my life...

Between the username and the post..excellent.

anncoates

Club that my mate was DJing in, 12 years ago.

Turned up hammered.

Had a very drunken, extended kiss and asked for number and was refused.

Managed to wrangle email address. Had to remember it by texting it to my own number.

Dropped phone staggering on way home and smashed it so had to piece it together and somehow with a compass salvaged message with email address.

Asked DJ mate was she nice, got reply in resounding affirmative.

Sent email.

Now married 8 years with 2 kids.

Sir Arthur Daley

anncoates wrote: »

Club that my mate was DJing in, 12 years ago.

Turned up hammered.

Had a very drunken, extended kiss and asked for number and was refused.

Managed to wrangle email address. Had to remember it by texting it to my own number.

Dropped phone on way home and smashed it so had to piece it together and somehow with a compass salvaged message with email address.

Asked DJ mate was she nice, got reply in resounding affirmative.

Now married 8 years with 2 kids.

Are you MacGyvers long lost brother?

anncoates

WikiHow wrote: »

Are you MacGyvers long lost brother?

I married her.

I didn't blow her up with an improvised explosive device made of a condom, chewing gum and tooth floss.

Sir Arthur Daley

anncoates wrote: »

I married her.

I didn't blow her up with an improvised explosive device made of a condom, chewing gum and tooth floss.

I barely had dial up 12 years ago, god bless bb.

bogwalrus

True story. She was off her face on pills and at a house party. Looked at me and said those magical words "you will do". Ah true love.

anncoates

WikiHow wrote: »

I barely had dial up 12 years ago

Kids these days.

lau1247

Red Pepper wrote: »

I am in a threesome.

So where did your 1/3 meet the other 1/3

The Narrator

Red Pepper wrote: »

I am in a threesome.

So you use both hands?

osarusan

She was my student in a language class.

minzabud

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.....

Daveysil15

When I met her.....

Contessa Raven

Met mine in college. We were in the same class. Friends for months but I was trying to get into his pants. He was oblivious to it. Eventually, after the intervention of his best friend, we hooked up on my birthday. Two weeks later we made it official and now it's been almost 7 years. He proposed 3 weeks ago!

dxhound2005

I met a mermaid once.

She said, I like to lie around on the beach but my other half likes to go swimming.

hairyprincess

osarusan wrote: »

She was my student in a language class.

What were you teaching, the language of love?

rawn

At a mutual friend's 21st. I was seeing someone casually but he stood me up for the umpteenth time. I said SCREW THAT and asked my mate was her hot friend single. Went up and said hello, and that was that. Been together 3 years now and we're still as in love now as we were then

bumper234

Herself was over in Dublin with the girls for a weekend, She was walking into the Quays bar in Temple bar as i was walking out. Her heel broke and she fell and i caught her (yeah yeah i know how corny it sounds) Got chatting and went our seperate ways. On the Friday i got a call asking me to work in Oliver John Gogartys, Standing at the door around 11 o'clock and in she walks, turned out she was staying up in Blooms hotel. Got chatting got her number and went from there

Ihatecuddles

On a dating site last March Getting married this May.

Muise...

Aphex wrote: »

In the Phoenix Park. Really. She handed me the rest of her beer, and then I fell in love. Got dumped 4.5 years later

Aw! Aphex lost his Twin. </3