What gets you up in the morning?

fr336

Nobody say page 3.

counterlock

Making loads of threads on Ah. You?

Gremlinertia

The need ta pish..

KeithM89

My Alarm Clock.

The Backwards Man

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine poached.

fr336

counterlock wrote: »

Making loads of threads on Ah. You?

Three = loads.

Stavros Murphy

Same as everyone else - the fear of poverty and homelessness.

The Backwards Man

Keith wrote: »

My Alarm Clock.

Keith's alarm cock.

sjoyce87

My legs

PizzamanIRL

My right elbow which I use to kind of push my body up from the bed and then my legs do the rest of it.

KeithM89

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Keith's alarm cock.

Its really loud.

Frosty McSnowballs

Well tomorrow morning I will see if you are banned or not

Manach

A hungry cat, with claws.

counterlock

fr336 wrote: »

Three = loads.

In two hours = unnecessary

H2UMrsRobinson

Simple good old fashioned necessity I'm afraid. Boring but true.

fr336

counterlock wrote: »

In two hours = unnecessary

Sorry to be such a burden for you

fr336

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Well tomorrow morning I will see if you are banned or not

Not.

we'llallhavetea

about twenty alarms, my bf ringing or texting to get the **** up, cats wailing, dog barking, i still struggle to get out of the bed though
i usually lay there thinking about ringing in sick for ten minutes before the poverty finally gets me up.

punk_one82

Yore ma

shopaholic01

Sheer determination.

Frosty McSnowballs

fr336 wrote: »

Not.

I'm sure it won't be long coming.

PizzamanIRL

fr336 wrote: »

Sorry to be such a burden for you

Well the 2 other threads you made were absolute ****e to be fair.

Lurching

The alarm clock, followed by a desire to remain gainfully employed.

Push Pop

A pushup from a morning horn followed by a piss horn.

czechlin

Self-preservation

candy-gal1

The thought/s of what good stuff could happen, no matter if I feel like crap or good since hitting 27 Ive definitly got the whole "life is short" thing in my head - dont know why now but its a good way to be so meh!

fr336

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

about twenty alarms, my bf ringing or texting to get the **** up, cats wailing, dog barking, i still struggle to get out of the bed though
i usually lay there thinking about ringing in sick for ten minutes before the poverty finally gets me up.

You have 20 alarms, a phone, cats, a dog, and that's poverty?

fr336

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm sure it won't be long coming.

I'm sure you're going to be disappointed; I won't be making a habit of it. Sorry to extinguish your glee there.

fr336

candy-gal1 wrote: »

The thought/s of what good stuff could happen, no matter if I feel like crap or good since hitting 27 Ive definitly got the whole "life is short" thing in my head - dont know why now but its a good way to be so meh!

Yet you still post on my crappy thread? I'm touched

we'llallhavetea

fr336 wrote: »

You have 20 alarms, a phone, cats, a dog, and that's poverty?

yeah its only an iphone 4

fr336

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Well the 2 other threads you made were absolute ****e to be fair.

I agree. Still, a burden on you? Hmm.

Stella Virgo

to drop a huge "log"....:D

Sir Arthur Daley

The morning horn wakes me up.

BillyMitchel

Last night you wanted to sleep, now you want to get up. Will you make up your bloody mind!

Strumms

Work... I'm saving up for a helper monkey.

pragmatic1

Vito Corleone wrote: »

College, but sometimes I just stay in bed and don't bother going in cos I find it boring. :cool:

Treasure this time. College was my best sleeping years.

beks101

I usually cajole myself out of bed and out the door by telling myself I'll be back in 9 - 10 hours and free to hop the fcuk back into my warm comfy bed and forget about the cold, unfriendly world.

After 3 - 4 coffees and a bit of office banter I'm grand though, and invariably stay up way too late and get way too little sleep so I'm an even crankier mess the next morning.

I think this is how homicides happen.

My f**king dog, who seems to think EVERYONE wants to go running in the mountains at 7.30 am!!!!

grenache

Nothing. I don't rise before 12 any day.

oak5548

Self loathing.

The only reason I got up today was because I got a text, it was 7pm and dark outside and i felt like **** so I forced myself to sit up.

Would have easily slept for another few hours if I wasnt forced to reach for my phone and see the time.

fr336

oak5548 wrote: »

Self loathing.

The only reason I got up today was because I got a text, it was 7pm and dark outside and i felt like **** so I forced myself to sit up.

Would have easily slept for another few hours if I wasnt forced to reach for my phone and see the time.

If you make sleeping during daylight and being awake during darkness a regular thing, that won't do you any good in any case. Don't want to sound patronising - you probably have other stuff going on so my apologies and hope you'e alright.

oak5548

fr336 wrote: »

If you make sleeping during daylight and being awake during darkness a regular thing, that won't do you any good in any case. Don't want to sound patronising - you probably have other stuff going on so my apologies and hope you'e alright.

yeah I'm well aware at this stage. Been doing this for a number of years now.

I just cant sleep early, I reset my sleeping pattern often by skipping a night and im good for 2-3 days with being in bed early then it just all goes downhill again.

could be laying in bed at 5am and feel absolutely 0 desire to sleep. I just cant get comfortable. Come 7 or 8am and im fine.

Thing is when I do finally fall asleep I'll stay in bed for a good 12 hours. I may wake up 5 -8 times during this sleep, and everytime im just so physcially exhausted I cant push myself to get up.

fr336

oak5548 wrote: »

yeah I'm well aware at this stage. Been doing this for a number of years now.

I just cant sleep early, I reset my sleeping pattern often by skipping a night and im good for 2-3 days with being in bed early then it just all goes downhill again.

could be laying in bed at 5am and feel absolutely 0 desire to sleep. I just cant get comfortable. Come 7 or 8am and im fine.

Thing is when I do finally fall asleep I'll stay in bed for a good 12 hours. I may wake up 5 -8 times during this sleep, and everytime im just so physcially exhausted I cant push myself to get up.

To state the obvious again, this requires more than you trying yourself to fix it. You can't go on like this (even if it's been years) It may seem really impossible but I guess it's about keeping consistent to the very minute when it comes to going to sleep and wake up times, for as long as it takes weeks months to get things back to normal. The body isn't an enemy it's just complicated. Get some medical assistance too.

the_monkey

This :

Mama .....

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Dadaaa ....

DaDaaaaaaaaa!!!.....

Legs.Eleven

candy-gal1 wrote: »

The thought/s of what good stuff could happen, no matter if I feel like crap or good since hitting 27 Ive definitly got the whole "life is short" thing in my head - dont know why now but its a good way to be so meh!

Yeeeaaaah whateva!!!




Obligation. I have to travel an hour half way across the city to teach a class for an hour then all the way home again (then off again in the afternoon). Grand once I get there but it's a hellish commute for 18 Euro.

Cork selfbuild

The disillusion that the earlier I get in, I'll finish early / on time...

Fail most days...

bumper234

My 2 year old son doing the daddy version of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8

Davarus Walrus

Malice and contempt.

Cuppa tea

on the river

toilet .

Mr. CooL ICE

My phone's alarm at the other side of the room