What is your special talent / party trick?

Kevwoody

I wouldn't really say I have one, apart from managing to get completely pished at any party I go to and end up forgetting / wanting to forget a large portion of the night!

So folks, what special talent or tricks have you got?

RhubarbCrumble

I can name all 50 US states and all 50 capitals.

Duff

Talking absolute shíte to anyone who will humour me.

keelanj69

My famously good looks. I'm usually greeted with roaring applause OP.

MadsL

I can shave you with a straight razor. Ladies included.

Chucken

I play a millionaire.

Sir Osis of Liver.

I can drink my own weight.

Chucken

Duff wrote: »

Talking absolute shíte to anyone who will humour me.

Actually, this.

Frosty McSnowballs

I'm rarely late

Sir Arthur Daley

I do the nudey thing.

geckovision

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

I can name all 50 US states and all 50 capitals.

I hope I don't end up at that party.

Something musical I suppose. Nothing extraordinary or anything.

Also, lads, if you have a guitar leave it at home unless you can play the f*cking thing!! Nothing worse than the guy who 'just can't get it right' or plays Oasis etc. Zzz

Muise...

I can rustle up a surprisingly delicious 4am supper while pissed.

Sirsok

I used to set my ass on fire with lynx, and while alight spray more on it to create a fireball,

I have since givin this up an beatbox instead

Grayditch

Acoustic guitar, just as the party is kicking off. I don't even need a tuner. A little "Wonderwall" anyone? Everyone loves it, especially the part where they beat me within an inch of my life with Vodka bottles.

BillyMitchel

The Helicopter

Sir Osis of Liver.

If youre unsure what to do at an upcoming party OP,take a sh1te on the kitchen table.
Might raise a few eyebrows but its guaranteed to keep your hosts talking for weeks.
Never fails.


Try it.

MadsL

Sirsok wrote: »

I used to set my ass on fire with lynx, and while alight spray more on it to create a fireball,

I have since givin this up an beatbox instead

Beatbox out your ass!?? I'd pay to see that.

MadsL

Grayditch wrote: »

Acoustic guitar, just as the party is kicking off. I don't even need a tuner. A little "Wonderwall" anyone? Everyone loves it, especially the part where they beat me within an inch of my life with Vodka bottles.

Even better at a festival campsite...at 7am.

I can spray saliva out of the bottom of my tongue, sometimes it goes pretty far.
And it comes out in quite a pretty arch!

RhubarbCrumble

geckovision wrote: »

I hope I don't end up at that party.

I don't think you need to worry yourself over it.

Aphex

geckovision wrote: »

I hope I don't end up at that party.

Something musical I suppose. Nothing extraordinary or anything.

Also, lads, if you have a guitar leave it at home unless you can play the f*cking thing!! Nothing worse than the guy who 'just can't get it right' or plays Oasis etc. Zzz

Or on the flip side. When you whip out the guitar and all that is requested is Wonderwall or Crazy World. Sick to death of them fcuking songs :mad:

Muise...

Aphex wrote: »

Or on the flip side. When you whip out the guitar and all that is requested is Wonderwall or Crazy World. Sick to death of them fcuking songs :mad:

Say you can't remember the chords.

But then, how could you forget them in this crazy world?

Aphex

Muise... wrote: »

Say you can't remember the chords.

But then, how could you forget them in this crazy world?

Here, let me grab your coat for you

00112984

I make the best fried eggs in the world. They're amazingly perfect. If you asked a talented artist to draw a portrait of a perfect fried egg, he'd have me fry the models.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.

Renegade Mechanic

I can belch with the kind of ferocity one would only have witnessed in Jurassic Park

Aphex

I can solve a Rubik's Cube

Renegade Mechanic

Aphex wrote: »

I can solve a Rubik's Cube

We are not worthy!:eek:

Arthur Beesley

I often wake up to find that one of my fingers has magically turned brown.

Does that count?

candy-gal1

Duff wrote: »

Talking absolute shíte to anyone who will humour me.

Yeah, I do this while sober tbh :P, being drunk just means I have added special effects/putting on a show ability

Aphex

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

We are not worthy!:eek:

It's actually quite simple. You just have to remember a few algorithms, and you're good to go

Grayditch

geckovision wrote: »

I hope I don't end up at that party.

Something musical I suppose. Nothing extraordinary or anything.

Also, lads, if you have a guitar leave it at home unless you can play the f*cking thing!! Nothing worse than the guy who 'just can't get it right' or plays Oasis etc. Zzz

Grayditch wrote: »

Acoustic guitar, just as the party is kicking off. I don't even need a tuner. A little "Wonderwall" anyone? Everyone loves it, especially the part where they beat me within an inch of my life with Vodka bottles.

Ah ****, someone had beaten me to it.

Muise...

Aphex wrote: »

It's actually quite simple. You just have to remember a few algorithms, and you're good to go

em, so when you get my coat, will you walk me home..?

/weak at knees.

Renegade Mechanic

Aphex wrote: »

It's actually quite simple. You just have to remember a few algorithms, and you're good to go

Eh heh.... yep, Ill get right to that!

Aphex

Muise... wrote: »

em, so when you get my coat, will you walk me home..?

/weak at knees.

Yeah, of course Right after I play Crazy World another 17 times that is

MRnotlob606

I cant take my pants off with my penis

Daveysil15

I can do a bit of manualism like this guy. I'm not as good as him but I can play a simple tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q

Legs.Eleven

A few....


Human kazoo

Pretendy body popping

Eat a teabag

Dance with lampshade on my head

The splits

Slurring

herisson

Accents! I do loads of different accents when i sober and more when im shítfaced, because i have the courage to do it.