Do you think you have a drink problem ?

uch

So do you think you have a drink problem ?
I had 12 cans tonight and i'll probably have 10 or more pints on sunday, but for me thats normal but a lot of people think I drink too much. I don't drink any other days.

What about you?

wazky

I have a drink problem.

I can't get enough.

Yes, my problem is that I have none right now

downonthefarm

Don't drink.
Tend not to mince words after a few

flutered

my drink problem is really horrid, i never seem to have the price of it.

Busted Flat.

My drink problem,I do not have not enough money to satisfy my thirst.

xabi

Light weight

I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. Not something I suffer from, just something I enjoy.

MagicMarker

uch wrote: »

So do you think you have a drink problem ?
I had 12 cans tonight and i'll probably have 10 or more pints on sunday, but for me thats normal but a lot of people think I drink too much. I don't drink any other days.

What about you?

22 or more pints a week?

Ah sure you're grand, livers practically grow on trees these days.

Drakares

Damnit, all the jokes have already been made... *gets coat*

BNMC

4 o'clock.

Molester Stallone

As long as I have the pine toilet duck I'm grand......if I'm badly stuck I'll swallow a pint of heineken whilst holding my nose

Sulla Felix

I used to drink far too much. Now I don't. It's something I keep an eye on though.

david75

I'm functioning. I can do a days work while semi locked.
But can't function really unless I can drink.
Is that a problem?

Stavros Murphy

My name is Stavros..

Dr Turk Turkelton

Drakares wrote: »

Damnit, all the jokes have already been made... *gets coat*

My drink problem is I have two hands and only one mouth.

biko

Haven't had a drink in a few weeks now, don't really miss it so I'm probably ok.

wazky

Molester Stallone wrote: »

As long as I have the pine toilet duck I'm grand......if I'm badly stuck I'll swallow a pint of heineken whilst holding my nose

This man needs help, even considering Heineken?

Mariasofia

Drakares wrote: »

Damnit, all the jokes have already been made... *gets coat*

One more......
I have a drink problem
Two hands and only one mouth.....




Get my coat too :-D
Damn you Turk...... :-C

BNMC

Molester Stallone wrote: »

As long as I have the pine toilet duck I'm grand......if I'm badly stuck I'll swallow a pint of heineken whilst holding my nose

wazky wrote: »

This man needs help, even considering Heineken?

The beer snobs have arrived. That didn't take long.

Molester Stallone

Mariasofia wrote: »

One more......
I have a drink problem
Two hands and only one mouth.....




Get my coat too :-D
Damn you Turk...... :-C

You've pulled?!

foggy_lad

MagicMarker wrote: »

22 or more pints a week?

Ah sure you're grand, livers practically grow on trees these days.

I'd have that many large Bulmers/Magners and more on a slow night:D:D

Sulla Felix

david75 wrote: »

I'm functioning. I can do a days work while semi locked.
But can't function really unless I can drink.
Is that a problem?

Yeah, that one probably is.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Mariasofia wrote: »

One more......
I have a drink problem
Two hands and only one mouth.....




Get my coat too :-D
Damn you Turk...... :-C

If you hadn't taken that final swig you might have got in first.
Your drink problem is now affecting your Boards life!

vermin99

Yes I do, keep missing my mouth and spilling it wverywhere
from the film airplane^^^

Sir Arthur Daley

The biggest drink problem i have is when i run out of gas and have to throw away the batch im brewing.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Like a dozen cans myself one night over the weekend,every weekend.
Couldn't be arsed during the week.

Lenin Skynard

I love you, Karpackie.

Mariasofia

Dr Turk Turkelton wrote: »

If you hadn't taken that final swig you might have got in first.
Your drink problem is now affecting your Boards life!

No...I just made a greater effort with my post :-P
Your drink problem made you throw up a very basic post.....its affecting your attention to detail :-D

pragmatic1

No and never will. It's my least favourite drug.

Talib Fiasco

I think about this often...it's in my blood and I always feel it'll be either me or my brother who'll be cursed with it. He rarely drink a lot but I'd consider myself a very heavy binge drinker and at 19 it's a worry for me. I know lots of college students are doing the same but I know very few students or adults of any age who consume as much drink as I do on a night...I was out last night and I only drank half as much as I normally would and it felt good...I wasn't sober but I wasn't any way drunk either...I don't think I could quit cold turkey a while...I guess I'll just have to see what time has in store.

uch

pragmatic1 wrote: »

No and never will. It's my least favourite drug.

Ah now thats for another thread

lukesmom

I don't have a problem with drink, therefore I don't think I have a drink problem

lukesmom

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Like a dozen cans myself one night over the weekend,every weekend.
Couldn't be arsed during the week.

Therefore your username suits

Gran Hermano

Molester Stallone wrote: »

As long as I have the pine toilet duck I'm grand......if I'm badly stuck I'll swallow a pint of heineken whilst holding my nose

Toilet duck hipster. It's far from domestos you were raised.

srdb20

This thread needs a poll added in! Also down with something or other bla bla etc

brummytom

I'd drink 5 days a week (Wednesday-Sunday), probably around 12 pints. A few people have commented on that being quite a bit, but it's something I enjoy.

uch

brummytom wrote: »

I'd drink 5 days a week (Wednesday-Sunday), probably around 12 pints. A few people have commented on that being quite a bit, but it's something I enjoy.

12 a Night? or 12 over all ?

Cantremember

Yes. I live in a country obsessed with being pissed. It's a problem. Excuse me while I step over this puddle of piss.

Sir Arthur Daley

My uncle got stopped by the local guard once, the guard said "have you been drinking?"
To which my uncle said "no"
"well i know you have a drink problem and have you been drinking today?" said the guard.
My uncle said "Ok well i was out all day and made alot of house calls and i drank a fair shot of it."
The guard to himself "i have you know", and out loud "what had you to drink?"
To which he replied "12 cups of tea and 2 coffees".
Guard went bullying, sent uncle on his way, he stopped for a few alcohol drinks in the local afterwards and the customers had a right laugh at his days events, they all hated that guard.

Sam Kade

biko wrote: »

Haven't had a drink in a few weeks now, don't really miss it so I'm probably ok.

At this stage you really need to drink some water

uch

Cantremember wrote: »

Yes. I live in a country obsessed with being pissed. It's a problem. Excuse me while I step over this puddle of piss.

Ah Jaysus, let me put me coat down first Mildred

The King of Moo

david75 wrote: »

I'm functioning. I can do a days work while semi locked.
But can't function really unless I can drink.
Is that a problem?

That's a classic case of functional alcoholism, but I think you realise that.

uch wrote: »

So do you think you have a drink problem ?
I had 12 cans tonight and i'll probably have 10 or more pints on sunday, but for me thats normal but a lot of people think I drink too much. I don't drink any other days.

What about you?

It's a lot to have, and if you kept that up it'd destroy your liver. But if you don't feel dependent on it, then maybe you're not an alcoholic, just someone who drinks a lot.

brummytom wrote: »

I'd drink 5 days a week (Wednesday-Sunday), probably around 12 pints. A few people have commented on that being quite a bit, but it's something I enjoy.

If it's 12 pints a night, then I don't see how you'll be able to keep that up long term.

A genuine question, for all: how would you have the time for 12 pints in a night? If I were drinking at home, had all the cans lined up before me, drank quite fast and didn't take a break between pints, then I might have 12 pints in 6 hours, but it wouldn't be enjoyable.
But if I were out, chatting with friends, I don't see how I'd find the time to have 12 pints, unless I were really trying to knock them back and buy new ones as fast as I could, which really strikes me as not being much fun.

Sir Arthur Daley

The King of Moo wrote: »

If I were drinking at home, had all the cans lined up before me, drank quite fast and didn't take a break between pints, then I might have 12 pints in 6 hours

I would have 12 cans drank watching Fair City, and that is on the sky plus with the ads fast forwarded by 30 times.

Femme_Fatale

uch wrote: »

I had 12 cans tonight and i'll probably have 10 or more pints on sunday, but for me thats normal but a lot of people think I drink too much. I don't drink any other days.

I lolled at that.

brummytom wrote: »

I'd drink 5 days a week (Wednesday-Sunday), probably around 12 pints. A few people have commented on that being quite a bit, but it's something I enjoy.

Yeh 60 pints a week is... quite a bit. But it's something you enjoy!

I can do the dog on drink at times myself but there's a good deal of denial in the above posts.

somefeen

Its creeping up on me.
I'm finishing the beer I have in store and not buying any for next week since its getting to the point where I can't imagine doing certain things without a beer in my hand.

Living in the arsehole of nowhere and working too much takes its toll eventually

Sir Arthur Daley

somefeen wrote: »

Its creeping up on me.
I'm finishing the beer I have in store and not buying any for next week since its getting to the point where I can't imagine doing certain things without a beer in my hand.

Living in the arsehole of nowhere and working too much takes its toll eventually

Cant be too bad to say you have internet, what is your ping?

vicwatson

Tayto Pub Crisps...aaaarrrrggghhhhh

Femme_Fatale

My tolerance has seriously dropped. Had four pints one night recently (three pints of Murphys, one pint of cider) and dying the next morning.
Not long ago that would have barely registered.

Then again though, I drank like I was in my 20s a few months back after going for a big meal during a week off; felt grand next morning. Guess stuff like how much you eat, how tired you are, etc, all come into it.

Molester Stallone

WikiHow wrote: »

Cant be too bad to say you have internet, what is your ping?

Is ping the new hip word for kink? If so, hairy women is my ping!

Sir Arthur Daley

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Guess stuff like how much you eat

Cant beat a good carvery for soakage.