Any pretty, smart, interesting, funny Irish girls about?

fr336

fr336 is holding auditions soon.

My good points: I'm filthy rich.

My bad points: I'm English.

*The rich part may not be true.

scudzilla

fr336 wrote: »

fr336 is holding auditions soon.

My good points: I'm filthy rich.

My bad points: I'm English.

*The rich part may not be true.

The rich part may not be true? If the bad point is true then i guess you're fcuked

fr336

scudzilla wrote: »

The rich part may not be true? If the bad point is true then i guess you're fcuked

That is kind of the idea

Jesus Wept

lots.

fr336

Our Year wrote: »

lots.

He canney see

wazky

I fit the bill bar the female bit, but if you don't mind then neither do I.

ColeTrain

A smarmy English plebeian? Best of luck

Sir Arthur Daley

Is good grammar essential?

The_Valeyard

And middle points, you know, neither good nor bad?

TeddyTedson

1550 69 69 69

MadsL

 pretty
 smart,
 interesting
☑ funny
 Irish
 girl

My application OP...any good to ya?

fr336

The_Valeyard wrote: »

And middle points, you know, neither good nor bad?

No everything is black and white where I come from bruv

fr336

MadsL wrote: »

 pretty
 smart,
 interesting
☑ funny
 Irish
 girl

My application OP...any good to ya?

This isn't funny.

jamesbere

Is this where you will be holding the auditions

fr336

jamesbere wrote: »

Is this where you will be holding the auditions

Not Irish enough.

J_E

I'm sure they'll all be queuing up to be a part of your world after this post, fr336!

MadsL

fr336 wrote: »

This isn't funny.

I'll get me coat...

fr336

Cydoniac wrote: »

I'm sure they'll all be queuing up to be a part of your world after this post, fr336!

Hey do you know any from Laois there? My mum's a Laois girl; doesn't bore me to this day.

J_E

fr336 wrote: »

Hey do you know any from Laois there? My mum's a Laois girl; doesn't bore me to this day.

I'm in Portlaoise, so...might want to be careful around these parts...

fr336

Cydoniac wrote: »

I'm in Portlaoise, so...might want to be careful around these parts...

And why might this be

yeahimhere

fr336 wrote: »

No everything is black and white where I come from bruv

It's funny how some certain words can turn you off. I now think you speak like an Eastenders cast member. Shudder

Innit bruv :cool:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fr336 wrote: »

fr336 is holding auditions soon.

My good points: I'm filthy rich.

My bad points: I'm English.

*The rich part may not be true.

You're just filthy then...? Ok.

fr336

yeahimhere wrote: »

It's funny how some certain words can turn you off. I now think you speak like an Eastenders cast member. Shudder

Innit bruv :cool:

I can do Coronation Street if you'd prefer?

fr336

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

You're just filthy then...? Ok.

Only for Queens.

The Backwards Man

I'll be your girlfriend OP.

fr336

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'll be your girlfriend OP.

That's very nice of you, however as stated there is an audition process. Contact Mr Cowell for details of stage 2. Thank you.

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There are plenty of smart, funny Irish women out there.

The problem is that they're not interested in money, nationality or being 'auditioned'.

Coz, ya know, we have brains in our pretty little lady heads. These contain both personality and the ability to exercise free will.

So yeah, you're gonna be on your own for another while there my friend with those criteria! :rolleyes:

fr336

gadetra wrote: »

There are plenty of smart, funny Irish women out there.

The problem is that they're not interested in money, nationality or being 'auditioned'.

Coz, ya know, we have brains in our pretty little lady heads. These contain both personality and the ability to exercise free will.

So yeah, you're gonna be on your own for another while there my friend with those criteria! :rolleyes:

Not sure if serious. The thread wasn't serious at all; I just get bored a lot and see After Hours as the place to come when drunk (except I'm not..which I suppose makes this a lot worse)

But erm yeah, sista

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fr336 wrote: »

Not sure if serious. The thread wasn't serious at all; I just get bored a lot and see After Hours as the place to come when drunk (except I'm not..which I suppose makes this a lot worse)

But erm yeah, sista

Apologies if this is the case.
It's late, I'm tired and my feminist senses were tingling!

biko

Turn off your ad blocker and you'll soon find local girls willing to chat.

The Backwards Man

fr336 wrote: »

That's very nice of you, however as stated there is an audition process. Contact Mr Cowell for details of stage 2. Thank you.

I don't do auditions. Take me as I am or lose me forever!

fr336

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I don't do auditions. Take me as I am or lose me forever!

Bye now

yeahimhere

fr336 wrote: »

I can do Coronation Street if you'd prefer?

I'm partial to a South African accent, tinged with Australian and a bit of Jamican thrown in there for good measure too.

Can you do that?

fr336

gadetra wrote: »

Apologies if this is the case.
It's late, I'm tired and my feminist senses were tingling!

Come on what do you take me for..why would I try and pick up girls on Boards when there's Digital Spy? :eek:

fr336

yeahimhere wrote: »

I'm partial to a South African accent, tinged with Australian and a bit of Jamican thrown in there for good measure too.

Can you do that?

You betcha mun

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fr336 wrote: »

Come on what do you take me for..why would I try and pick up girls on Boards when there's Digital Spy? :eek:

A digital whatyamacall it now? Is that why my webcam is glowing?? :eek:

fr336

gadetra wrote: »

A digital whatyamacall it now? Is that why my webcam is glowing?? :eek:

Ah..seems you lot in Ireland haven't been 'blessed' with that site as much as over here..most people would know it here, horrid showbiz site with a forum full of the worst sorts

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fr336 wrote: »

Ah..seems you lot in Ireland haven't been 'blessed' with that site as much as over here..most people would know it here, horrid showbiz site with a forum full of the worst sorts

*backs away in horror at the thought of a showbiz forum*

ETA make that a showbiz site.

*rocks in corner*

TheBegotten

There's plenty OP, they've just all got degrees and fecked off to Canada.

fr336

gadetra wrote: »

*backs away in horror at the thought of a showbiz forum*

I am actually so jealous of you for not knowing what it is.

fr336

TheBegotten wrote: »

There's plenty OP, they've just all got degrees and fecked off to Canada.

I'm not interested in those who desert the motherland :pac:

Sir Arthur Daley

Sure you can buy them on ebay now.

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WikiHow wrote: »

Sure you can buy them on ebay now.

Post of the year!!

I hope there'd be some sort of catalogue. With sandwich making ability and sock darning indicies. 'Comes in red, brown, black and blonde'

orangesoda

An interesting Irish girl? How interesting can cutting turf and saying the rosary be? I am joking before any angry Cavan women arrive at my door

fr336

orangesoda wrote: »

An interesting Irish girl? How interesting can cutting turf and saying the rosary be? I am joking before any angry Cavan women arrive at my door

Is your name Kel?

Sir Arthur Daley

Cutting turf is a dying tradition.

Dublinpato

Ah here you're a greedy one aren't ye. Pick two and let someone else have a pick. You can't have all five at once so what will it be?.

Pretty.
Smart.
Interesting.
Funny.
Irish.

fr336

This thread is a disgrace.

fr336

Dublinpato wrote: »

Ah here you're a greedy one aren't ye. Pick two and let someone else have a pick. You can't have all five at once so what will it be?.

Pretty.
Smart.
Interesting.
Funny.
Irish.

I'm half English - of course I'm greedy.

Sir Arthur Daley

fr336 wrote: »

This thread is a disgrace.

This thread is gone to wreck.

PizzamanIRL

fr336 wrote: »

fr336 is holding auditions soon.

My good points: I'm filthy rich.

My bad points: I'm English.

*The rich part may not be true.

So you're a filthy Englishman?

Your words, not mine.