Girlfriend looked through photos on partner's phone

sawdoubters · 14-02-2014 1:42am #1

Girlfriend looked through photos on partner's phone

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Boombastic · 14-02-2014 1:44am

That's rough

Bipolar Joe · 14-02-2014 1:45am

Boombastic wrote: »

That's rough ruff

FYP.

Had to get there first.

sawdoubters · 14-02-2014 1:46am

http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/Louth-man-admits-having-sex-girlfriend-s-dog/story-20612351-detail/story.html

Ihatecuddles · 14-02-2014 1:48am

If you're going to do something illegal, do not video it!!

K.Flyer · 14-02-2014 1:49am

Some people are Barking Mad!

dobman88 · 14-02-2014 1:50am

sawdoubters wrote: »

http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/Louth-man-admits-having-sex-girlfriend-s-dog/story-20612351-detail/story.html

Yeah. Louth, Lincolnshire. Not county Louth. Why do people only put up half truths. Pathetic.

And back on topic. That's disgusting.

sawdoubters · 14-02-2014 1:50am

I cant even get my dog to sit

TheMilkyPirate · 14-02-2014 1:51am

Why the fuck did he video it??? On his phone of all places where anyone could pick it up and see it.

rotten bastard anyway

Boombastic · 14-02-2014 1:54am

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

FYP.

Had to get there first.

Doggone! I punned it wrong. I should have paws'ed for a minute and thought about it

3rdDegree · 14-02-2014 1:54am

I wonder are the still together (the guy and the girl, not the guy and the dog).

roadsmart · 14-02-2014 1:59am

Whippet out, did he?

sawdoubters · 14-02-2014 2:01am

I hope the dog did not look dog rough

Aphex · 14-02-2014 2:02am

That dog is a home wrecker if you ask me!

sabat · 14-02-2014 2:02am

He could have at least picked an attractive dog like a labrador.

donegal__road · 14-02-2014 2:05am

doggy style no doubt... :rolleyes:

roadsmart · 14-02-2014 2:05am

I have a picture in my head now of an old neighbour throwing a bucket of water over the two of them to try separating them.:D

Ihatecuddles · 14-02-2014 2:07am

Boombastic wrote: »

Doggone! I punned it wrong. I should have paws'ed for a minute and thought about it

roadsmart wrote: »

Whippet out, did he?

sawdoubters wrote: »

I hope the dog did not look dog rough

Holy Jaysus.....*cringe*

Faz6r · 14-02-2014 2:10am

the dirty animal and his gf's dog lmfao

le la rat · 14-02-2014 2:18am

Sausage dog

Boombastic · 14-02-2014 2:23am

mauzo! wrote: »

Holy Jaysus.....*cringe*

You're right, their not worthy of app-paws, we beg you for forgiveness

THis song is stuck in my head

Then I saw her face, she was a golden retriever, there's not a trace, of doubt in my mind...I'm in love, wooooh, she's a retriever, I couldn't leave her if I tried...

sawdoubters · 14-02-2014 2:25am

http://jokebeast.com/doggy_style.html

roadsmart · 14-02-2014 2:26am

You would have to wonder how bad the girlfriend looks though.

Probably a hound.

Ihatecuddles · 14-02-2014 2:29am

Boombastic wrote: »

Then I saw her face, she was a golden retriever, there's not a trace, of doubt in my mind...I'm in love, wooooh, she's a retriever, I couldn't leave her if I tried...

Ok that made me laugh

sawdoubters · 14-02-2014 2:34am

Elvis Presley – You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog

MarkR · 14-02-2014 4:38pm

TheMilkyPirate wrote: »

Why the fuck did he video it??? On his phone of all places where anyone could pick it up and see it.

rotten bastard anyway

Yeah. That's the question we should be asking. Eww

BMJD · 14-02-2014 4:41pm

not even a cute dog, weirdo

ArPharazon · 14-02-2014 4:46pm

Poor dog. I wonder does it suffer from melon-Collie. That story is terrierable.

GenieOz · 14-02-2014 4:50pm

What a sick c*nt. Anyone who does that kind of thing needs a psych evaluation.

knarkypants · 14-02-2014 4:55pm

Thanks to our internet security, I cannot view the article but from what I have read on this thread so far.....

Did some bloke fcuk his girlfriends dog? :eek:

RebelSoul · 14-02-2014 4:58pm

TheMilkyPirate wrote: »

Why the fuck did he video it??? On his phone of all places where anyone could pick it up and see it.

rotten bastard anyway

So he could watch it at a later date and masturbate to it.

Carrie Madshaw · 14-02-2014 5:00pm

Hot-dog we have a weiner!

iDave · 14-02-2014 5:02pm

This shouldn't happen to a dog

dilallio · 14-02-2014 5:05pm

He also tried it with a cat but wasn't charged because ....
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He didn't put anything into the kitty

stoneill · 14-02-2014 5:07pm

Jasus - if he shagged that imagine what the girlfriend looks like.

Starscream25 · 14-02-2014 5:16pm

Doggy style, .....I'll get my coat

syklops · 14-02-2014 5:20pm

dilallio wrote: »

He also tried it with a cat but wasn't charged because ....
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He didn't put anything into the kitty

That punchline was definitely worth all those dots. :rolleyes:

PLUG71 · 14-02-2014 5:21pm

Dont those dogs have lock jaw?

Could have been very painfull !!

Aphex · 14-02-2014 5:22pm

Was the dog questioned at all? I mean, I'm sick of people always jumping to conclusions! Did it ever cross anyone's mind that, just maybe the dog put the advances on the poor lad in question?

shopaholic01 · 14-02-2014 5:28pm

He deserves a crowbar up the ass. Sick thing to do to an animal.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 14-02-2014 5:31pm

Crikey a Staffordshire Bull Terrier...he couldn't have picked an uglier dog to bang the hole off!

GenieOz · 14-02-2014 5:35pm

It's a bit weird that people are talking about the attractiveness of the dog. Would it have been better if he had done this with a champion husky or something!?

Faz6r · 14-02-2014 5:39pm

apparently the gf thought he was having an affair because he disappeared for hours on end during the night with her dog
turns out her suspicions were correct

PLUG71 · 14-02-2014 5:39pm

Apart from the animal cruelty the logistics make me wanna puke!

He must have been in the dog house!

Lawrence1895 · 14-02-2014 5:42pm

I had the phone language set to 'German', she couldn't have a look anymore

Ihatecuddles · 14-02-2014 5:46pm

GenieOz wrote: »

It's a bit weird that people are talking about the attractiveness of the dog. Would it have been better if he had done this with a champion husky or something!?

Going out on a limb here...but I'm pretty sure they're joking.

Glad I'm getting a pug anyway, nobody will want to shag it.

PLUG71 · 14-02-2014 5:49pm

Ahhhhh Puppy love on VD

Duggy747 · 14-02-2014 5:49pm

What a sexy bitch.

jameshayes · 14-02-2014 5:54pm

Imagine trying to explain that one in prison... "i ehhhh, well I ehhh, mmm, I used my phone to err.... kill some one, yeah kill some one with me phone"

Arthur Beesley · 14-02-2014 6:23pm

dobman88 wrote: »

Yeah. Louth, Lincolnshire. Not county Louth. Why do people only put up half truths. Pathetic.

And back on topic. That's disgusting.

Not that it hasn't happened in Ireland. There was well publicised example in the last few years of a woman who died of unknown causes after having sex with a dog, after arranging it with the dogs owner on the internet.

Some sick ****s out there.

Ihatecuddles · 14-02-2014 7:03pm

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Not that it hasn't happened in Ireland. There was well publicised example in the last few years of a woman who died of unknown causes after having sex with a dog, after arranging it with the dogs owner on the internet.

Some sick ****s out there.

Wasn't she allergic to dog semen?

The internet. You'll never be a sick f*ck on your own!

Girlfriend looked through photos on partner's phone

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