A Random Little Secret

TommieBoy · 13-02-2014 7:41pm #1

Give us a tidbit of your inner life 'n share a random little secret or two...

jane82 · 13-02-2014 7:41pm

TommieBoy wrote: »

Give us a tidbit of your inner life 'n share a random little secret or two...

You first

TommieBoy · 13-02-2014 7:43pm

well ok then...

I can talk techy, but I wouldn't know what an app is if you slapped me in the face with one :eek:

Red Kev · 13-02-2014 7:43pm

I shot a man in Reno........

.......just to watch him die...

kneemos · 13-02-2014 7:44pm

I have two willies.

DrumSteve · 13-02-2014 7:45pm

Sounds like confession to me. Are you a priest?

Lamposts · 13-02-2014 7:46pm

I would pick my own life over the entire population of the world if it ever came down to it. selfishLAD

Penny Tration · 13-02-2014 7:47pm

I'm ambidextrous

orangesoda · 13-02-2014 7:49pm

I am touching my willy at the moment, it is very warm

PizzamanIRL · 13-02-2014 7:52pm

I have hairy ankles.

13-02-2014 7:54pm

I suck my thumb.

carraig2 · 13-02-2014 7:55pm

I love Disney films:o

kitten7 · 13-02-2014 8:24pm

I shot JR

FudgeBrownie · 13-02-2014 8:26pm

Meh strokez mehself at least twize a day mann.

Sauve · 13-02-2014 8:27pm

I've no willy

The King of Moo · 13-02-2014 8:33pm

I likes getting lots of thankses.

The Backwards Man · 13-02-2014 8:35pm

I like thanking The King Of Moo's posts.

Giggidy!

Muise... · 13-02-2014 8:42pm

I don't like my friend's child.

Micky Dolenz · 13-02-2014 8:43pm

I have 3 nipples.

13-02-2014 8:44pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

I likes getting lots of thankses.

I read this in smeagol's voice

chuckyarelaw · 13-02-2014 8:46pm

I once saw Michael Jackson's pet monkey rob a bank

sammyjo90 · 13-02-2014 8:47pm

I f*cking love hollyoaks!

maguic24 · 13-02-2014 8:52pm

I love bovril on toast. Om nom nom nom

Knight who says Meh · 13-02-2014 8:56pm

I once punched a donkey with very very little provocation and had to flee the country. I am back now under a false identity.

handlemaster · 13-02-2014 8:57pm

I love to love

wadefuq · 13-02-2014 8:57pm

I've worked in the funds industry for 4 yrs... still dont know what the definition of a fund is

handlemaster · 13-02-2014 8:58pm

wadefuq wrote: »

I've worked in the funds industry for 4 yrs... still dont know what the definition of a fund is

Surely that's a prerequisite of the job ;-)

kneemos · 13-02-2014 8:59pm

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I have 3 nipples.

Here's a claim that requires pictures.

Rasheed · 13-02-2014 8:59pm

I let on that I don't like Ear to the Ground but I love it

MRnotlob606 · 13-02-2014 8:59pm

I am a man and I love Abba !!!
So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.

Sky King · 13-02-2014 9:00pm

wadefuq wrote: »

I've worked in the funds industry for 4 yrs... still dont know what the definition of a fund is

They're certainly more fun than a c

sawdoubters · 13-02-2014 9:01pm

I slept with your wife

kneemos · 13-02-2014 9:02pm

I'm a registered user.

bnt · 13-02-2014 9:05pm

I can offend people by my mere presence in a room.

No, it's not olfactory. But I am the kind of person who uses words such as "olfactory".

Aphex · 13-02-2014 9:06pm

I'm a sucker for romance.

Penny Tration · 13-02-2014 9:28pm

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

I am a man and I love Abba !!!
So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.

When you're gone,
How can I even try
To go on.

Damnit, need to go listen to Abba now.

Micky Dolenz · 13-02-2014 9:30pm

Aphex wrote: »

I'm a sucker for romance.

Hey, I'm Romance. Nice to meet you.

Archeron · 13-02-2014 9:31pm

Today I wore one black sock and one really really really dark blue one.

Professey Chin · 13-02-2014 9:32pm

Im addicted to that Pitbull & Kesha song

Its terrible but dammit its catchy!!

corsav6 · 13-02-2014 9:37pm

Professey Chin wrote: »

Im addicted to that Pitbull & Kesha song

Its terrible but dammit its catchy!!

+1 I hate it but I love it

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-02-2014 10:16pm

Professey Chin wrote: »

Im addicted to that Pitbull & Kesha song

Its terrible but dammit its catchy!!

I was happy out singing it to myself today cutting up trees after the storm.

maguic24 · 13-02-2014 10:21pm

I pee in the shower....

Specialun · 13-02-2014 10:32pm

I like to put my hand near my bum when im about to fart to feel the little bit of wind

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-02-2014 10:34pm

Specialun wrote: »

I like to put my hand near my bum when im about to fart to feel the little bit of wind

Next time try it with a lighter

downonthefarm · 13-02-2014 10:39pm

People who annoy me in work get their pens,belongings put down my pants when they are not looking

maguic24 · 13-02-2014 10:43pm

downonthefarm wrote: »

People who annoy me in work get their pens,belongings put down my pants when they are not looking

Good job you're not a chef, I wouldn't want to be sending any orders back to you. :P

Ihatecuddles · 13-02-2014 10:50pm

I sleep cuddling a teddy bear every night, when I don't have him I feel empty and can't sleep

I had one since I was a baby but lost it not long ago, pathetic, but I was truly heartbroken.

I now have this one, but I took his dungarees off.
http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mUqqmV5jz2pCWpckXf88W6Q.jpg

Aphex · 13-02-2014 10:53pm

mauzo! wrote: »

I sleep cuddling a teddy bear every night, when I don't have him I feel empty and can't sleep
I had one since I was a baby but lost it not long ago, pathetic, but I was truly heartbroken.

I now have this one, but I took his dungarees off.
http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mUqqmV5jz2pCWpckXf88W6Q.jpg

That's cute

manonboard · 13-02-2014 11:01pm

I work in the financial services sector for the last 6 years. I know practically nothing about the business of my company. I only found out the other day that we make most of our money from something I didn't know we did.

I excel at my job. It may sound strange but I have never found knowledge of the business necessary to complete individual tasks.

Oh, also I know who one of the guys never washes his hands after using the bathroom. It's common courtesy in an office environment. So many doors etc.

ElleEm · 13-02-2014 11:06pm

I steal pens.

If you leave your pen unattended at any point, I will take it.

13-02-2014 11:35pm

mauzo! wrote: »

I sleep cuddling a teddy bear every night, when I don't have him I feel empty and can't sleep
I had one since I was a baby but lost it not long ago, pathetic, but I was truly heartbroken.

I now have this one, but I took his dungarees off.
http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mUqqmV5jz2pCWpckXf88W6Q.jpg

Thats cute. I cuddle my pillow when I'm going to sleep.

A Random Little Secret

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