Who would you leave your partner for?

MonaPizza · 13-02-2014 5:34pm #1

My girlfriend asked me if there was a woman for whom I'd leave her.

I responded, of course.....Shakira.

She replied "I'd fcuking leave YOU for Shakira, too!"

So (and spare the "I'm so happy with my OH that I'd die w/o him/her treacle).
....who would you bog off with?

castletownman · 13-02-2014 5:37pm

Alison Brie. Funny and sexy.

Then again I don't have any partner, so the leaving part is a rather moot point

Capt'n Midnight · 13-02-2014 5:38pm

Until the Sodastream thing it would have been Scarlett Johansson.

Her loss.

maggiepip · 13-02-2014 5:42pm

No one:)

Daveysil15 · 13-02-2014 5:43pm

Sharon Ni Bheolain.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-02-2014 5:46pm

Nazaneen Ghaffar

NegativeCreep · 13-02-2014 5:47pm

Someone who's better at blowjobs. In a heartbeat.

BillyMitchel · 13-02-2014 5:47pm

I'm all alone

antodeco · 13-02-2014 5:48pm

Megan Fox/Cheryl Cole/Angelina Jolie/Eva Mendes

Preferably all four

danniemcq · 13-02-2014 5:55pm

why leave? Get them involved in a threesome or have them on the side, me and the GF have the no string list with 10 people each.

Much easier

MonaPizza · 13-02-2014 6:01pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Nazaneen Ghaffar

Who's that then?

*runs to google

frag420 · 13-02-2014 6:06pm

Chips, I would leave her for a plate of chips!!

Ihatecuddles · 13-02-2014 6:08pm

We have a pact that if we get the chance to shag a celeb we're allowed

MonaPizza · 13-02-2014 6:11pm

MonaPizza wrote: »

Who's that then?

*runs to google

Yep....

I'd probably leave Shakira for her!

hallo dare · 13-02-2014 6:12pm

After watching horrible bosses the other night I'd be all over Jennifer Aniston like a rash.

Ciderswigger · 13-02-2014 6:14pm

I'd leave my non existent partner for Jon Hamm. Ride.

shanered · 13-02-2014 6:14pm

Georgia Salpa

Legs.Eleven · 13-02-2014 6:20pm

Gruff Rhys, lead singer of the Super Furry Animals.

BillyMitchel · 13-02-2014 6:23pm

hallo dare wrote: »

After watching horrible bosses the other night I'd be all over Jennifer Aniston like a rash.

She was unbelievably sexy in that. If I was your man I'd would have been banging her on that dentist chair every second of the day.

AnonoBoy · 13-02-2014 6:26pm

I left my ex-wife for the wolves.

By the time they'd finished with her I was long gone.

Michael D Not Higgins · 13-02-2014 6:26pm

I'd turn gay for Josh Homme.

MonaPizza · 13-02-2014 6:26pm

DannieHasABrazilian wrote: »

why leave? Get them involved in a threesome or have them on the side, me and the GF have the no string list with 10 people each.

Much easier

RESPECT!

MRnotlob606 · 13-02-2014 6:26pm

Brooklyn decker

Stroke Politics · 13-02-2014 6:27pm

Beyonce.

I'd drink her bath water, I would....

MonstaMash · 13-02-2014 6:27pm

I wouldn't leave my OH for anyone else...she gets me & she's super hot

wolfpawnat · 13-02-2014 6:29pm

Shemar Moore. Or Michelle Rodriguez. OR BOTH!!!

We have a rule, not that it will EVER happen, but celebs would be a carte blanche.

Michael D Not Higgins · 13-02-2014 6:31pm

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Shemar Moore. Or Michelle Rodriguez. OR BOTH!!!

We have a rule, not that it will EVER happen, but celebs would be a carte blanche.

People say this but I still think you'd feel as betrayed as if it were anyone else.

wolfpawnat · 13-02-2014 6:34pm

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

People say this but I still think you'd feel as betrayed as if it were anyone else.

There were studies that prove women are more forgiving of infidelity if the other woman is hotter than them. But as for my situation, we would be alright, we survived a couple's trip to Amsterdam

huey1975 · 13-02-2014 6:39pm

Olivia Munn or Sue Rackard

danniemcq · 13-02-2014 6:39pm

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

People say this but I still think you'd feel as betrayed as if it were anyone else.

if there was jealousy between me and her it would be because our lists have some crossover, me for example would be jealous of her with Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Junior and Simon from Biffy Clyro.

Thats why we have the threesome rule, if said celeb is up for it the other person is invited too!

Vomit · 13-02-2014 6:41pm

Linda Hamilton, before her face melted.

Pilsbury Doughboy · 13-02-2014 6:43pm

Salma Hayek circa Dusk Til Dawn, the good news is the missus is game for a bit of Salma too, now if I could somehow organise a chance meeting.

MonaPizza · 13-02-2014 6:46pm

wolfpawnat wrote: »

There were studies that prove women are more forgiving of infidelity if the other woman is hotter than them. But as for my situation, we would be alright, we survived a couple's trip to Amsterdam

Paradise Club?

RESPECT!

lukesmom · 13-02-2014 6:48pm

Rowen Atkinson or Jeremy beedle

iwantmydinner · 13-02-2014 6:49pm

Michael Fassbender every day of the week.

I'm single, but future man friends will be put on notice of same.

sadie06 · 13-02-2014 6:57pm

The answer changes on a regular basis, but as I'm watching Peaky Blinders at the moment, I'm pretty sure if Cillian Murphy knocked on my door, I'd be gone.

I'd probably head off with Liv Tyler too.