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Venezuelan students flock to Ireland

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    What are the women like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    laugh wrote: »
    What are the women like?

    Passionate and down to earth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    More crumpet for the lads.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    laugh wrote: »
    What are the women like?

    Their down to earth nature is only matched by their passion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    what parts are they flocking to:cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Their down to earth nature is only matched by their passion.

    So they're passionately down to earth women right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    But they'll wipe all our red haired freckle faced beauty's out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    But they'll wipe all our red haired freckle faced beauty's out

    hey its survival of the fittest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    jimboblep wrote: »
    what parts are they flocking to:cool:[/

    Wetlands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    kneemos wrote: »
    jimboblep wrote: »
    what parts are they flocking to:cool:[/

    Wetlands.

    fnarr fnarr:D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I for one welcome our new Venezuelan sexy latina fembot overlords.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    What is their position on swan eating?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    MadsL wrote: »
    What is their position on swan eating?

    They prefer wild ducks, The Swans are now complaining that the Venezuelans tuuk derr jerrbs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    laugh wrote: »
    What are the women like?

    They are all Caracas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    MadsL wrote: »
    What is their position on swan eating?

    Prefer Cockatoo's.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    kneemos wrote: »
    Prefer Cockatoo's.

    Im sure us Irish lads will give them a cockatoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I hope at least some of the 100s of people coming are women. I love their earthy passion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    I dont think there's a country on earth (other than Ireland of course) you could name here on AH that people wont jump to the opportunity of saying their women are class.

    It's as though the ranking goes:

    1=: Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria....(Every other country in existance)......Yemen, Zambia, Zimbabwe
    Last:Ireland

    The "all Irish people are ugly" thing is rather tiresome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    MadsL wrote: »
    What is their position on swan eating?

    Missionary or reverse cowgirl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I heard they love the earth with a fiery passion.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Do latino women realy have big booties like in the porno's


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    Specialun wrote: »
    Do latino women realy have big booties like in the porno's

    I once rented a movie about a latino wedding planner who had a huge ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    tdv123 wrote: »
    I once rented a movie about a latino wedding planner who had a huge ass.

    dafuq would you need a fat donkey to help plan a wedding?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Specialun wrote: »
    Do latino women realy have big booties like in the porno's

    yes all of them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    BMJD wrote: »
    dafuq would you need a fat donkey to help plan a wedding?
    Something burro, something blue, something old, something new

    A latin donkey is essential!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    I dont think there's a country on earth (other than Ireland of course) you could name here on AH that people wont jump to the opportunity of saying their women are class.

    It's as though the ranking goes:

    1=: Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria....(Every other country in existance)......Yemen, Zambia, Zimbabwe
    Last:Ireland

    The "all Irish people are ugly" thing is rather tiresome.

    Irish people lack earthiness and passion.

    It was beaten out of us by the Christian brothers in 1952.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭Durz0 Blint


    What's this about making money through currency exchange?

    Your'e all missing the important question


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    I dont think there's a country on earth (other than Ireland of course) you could name here on AH that people wont jump to the opportunity of saying their women are class.

    It's as though the ranking goes:

    1=: Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria....(Every other country in existance)......Yemen, Zambia, Zimbabwe
    Last:Ireland

    The "all Irish people are ugly" thing is rather tiresome.

    The grass on the pitch is always greener on the other side


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    The grass on the pitch is always greener on the other side


    I dye my pubes green. Very, very green ;);) Hubba hubba.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Me?


    kneemos wrote: »
    Passionate and down to earth.
    Their down to earth nature is only matched by their passion.

    3 minutes between posts. Winner Kneemos!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Some of the best looking women I've ever met came from Venezuela,some absolute crackers & bodies to match.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Do the men possess this earthy passion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    They are all Caracas

    This deserves far more attention than it has received thus far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭pipelaser


    I was there about 8 years ago, and read in the Lonely Planet that women spend about 70% of their income on their looks & grooming! The standard is unbelievably high!
    Also,I think the only country to have more Miss World titles is the USA.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I've worked with a few Venezuelans of both genders. Some are passionate, some are boring. Some are beautiful, most are average-looking.
    The people coming here are mostly professionals, and not beauty-pageant contestants.

    Isn't reality boring?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    I've worked with a few Venezuelans of both genders. Some are passionate, some are boring. Some are beautiful, most are average-looking.
    The people coming here are mostly professionals, and not beauty-pageant contestants.

    Isn't reality boring?

    You lie!

    They're coming here and I won't be able to move 5 feet without knocking against a Miss World.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    I met two Venezuelan women over here in London recently, one of them was living in Paris the other in Dublin. The lady living in Dublin seemed to love it there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    I met two Venezuelan women over here in London recently, one of them was living in Paris the other in Dublin. The lady living in Dublin seemed to love it there.

    That's a great story. So much depth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Fizman wrote: »
    This deserves far more attention than it has received thus far.

    Every time you have to explain a pun relating to Venezuela an Angel Falls.:(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    laugh wrote: »
    What are the women like?

    None in my local brothel yet


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Notorioux


    I dont find them hot in that link picture :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭A Scoundrel


    pipelaser wrote: »
    I was there about 8 years ago, and read in the Lonely Planet that women spend about 70% of their income on their looks & grooming! The standard is unbelievably high!
    I was there recently too, and my understanding is that much of that 70% may be spent on cosmetic surgery. I don't have any data, but I believe cosmetic surgery is incredibly popular in Venezuela.

    It's a sad example of the failures of socialism. The country is both authoritarian whilst completely lacking in life quality, by any measurement you might choose. . My taxi driver worked 3 jobs, had no savings, no meaningful personal liberty, and lamented the country's youth's preoccupation with materialism.

    I don't know why they spend so much on personal grooming. Caribbean weather with no other valuable social outlets, and no career opportunities, perhaps? Venezuela is a country with no hope, and no society. Chavez was an ape and a fool for many honest Venezuelans, speaking privately.

    Worst of both worlds, I don't wonder why so many of them emigrate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,816 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Yeah, I also heard that Vuvuzelan Women are loud and Horny !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    long as they're not bringing giant spiders with them that's ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    krudler wrote: »
    long as they're not bringing giant spiders with them that's ok

    Have you been watching "Arachnaphobia" per chance? :p


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