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biggest dairy farmer in ireland??

  • 31-01-2014 09:29PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭


    Who are the biggest dairy farmers in ireland & who is the biggest?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭visatorro


    There is a lad near me and he must be twenty two or three stone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    There was a guy on here before called Jersey101, he is the biggest I know of


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    what weight was he? or how many jerseys had he?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    delaval wrote: »
    There was a guy on here before called Jersey101, he is the biggest I know of

    Heard of that lad, up his own are I hear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    what weight was he? or how many jerseys had he?

    19 stone 9 with 3 jerseys on him


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 743 ✭✭✭GrandSoftDay


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    what weight was he? or how many jerseys had he?

    I heard a few auld lads talking beside the ring and they reckoned he was 7 hundred weight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    touching over 20st would be up there with the big lads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭Damo810


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    what weight was he? or how many jerseys had he?

    I heard he only had one Jersey, had to be specially ordered in his size he was that big :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,551 ✭✭✭keep going


    Right lads im the biggest ive got 800 cows


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,309 ✭✭✭✭wotzgoingon


    I know a lad who know's a lad who knows another lad and his third cousins uncle has 15,000 head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,741 ✭✭✭stanflt


    theres a lad round these parts and he is 7 feet tall


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,551 ✭✭✭keep going


    Who's the best dairy farmer in ireland, now there's a question


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭exercise is the antidote


    touching over 20st would be up there with the big lads.

    Is he the lad that hit the lad the lad around the corner ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,578 ✭✭✭✭Base price


    There was a guy in Cork, near Youghal I think who was milking around 700 cows but I don't know how tall or heavy he is as I never met the man :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,741 ✭✭✭stanflt


    keep going wrote: »
    Who's the best dairy farmer in ireland, now there's a question


    prob any dairy man west of the shannon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭exercise is the antidote


    Base price wrote: »
    There was a guy in Cork, near Youghal I think who was milking around 700 cows but I don't know how tall or heavy he is as I never met the man :rolleyes:

    Is that the lad that was on the program a year on the land he was milking in a rotary, it was on horse and country channel on sky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Base price wrote: »
    There was a guy in Cork, near Youghal I think who was milking around 700 cows but I don't know how tall or heavy he is as I never met the man :rolleyes:

    I heard his willy alone weighed 8lbs :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,578 ✭✭✭✭Base price


    Is that the lad that was on the program a year on the land he was milking in a rotary, it was on horse and country channel on sky.
    Don't know if is the same man as I didn't see that programme but it sound like the same guy. Doubt there are too many milking 700+ cows. Although I do know of 3 that are over 400+, all three of them are milking rats.


    Sorry I meant JEx runts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭Greengrass1


    I heard his willy alone weighed 8lbs :eek:

    "Heard"????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Base price wrote: »
    There was a guy in Cork, near Youghal I think who was milking around 700 cows but I don't know how tall or heavy he is as I never met the man :rolleyes:
    He's average not too tall nor too heavy :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    I heard his willy alone weighed 8lbs :eek:
    He lost a stone







































    and is left with only one :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    I know a few lads who are milking "the system" in a big way , would they count.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    I heard his willy alone weighed 8lbs :eek:

    8 lbs is a big Willie alright, but you can get a Michael much bigger than that... allegedly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 722 ✭✭✭eire23


    stanflt wrote: »
    prob any dairy man west of the shannon

    Could well be, theres one 600+ cow herd in sligo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭jt65


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    He lost a stone







































    and is left with only one :eek:


    heard he lost the left one

























    now he's a right bol&%^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭yellow50HX


    Base price wrote: »
    There was a guy in Cork, near Youghal I think who was milking around 700 cows but I don't know how tall or heavy he is as I never met the man :rolleyes:

    yeah i know the fella just outside killegh, they have about 800 hundred now and will be touching the 1000 in a few years built the 1st big rotary parlour round here a few years ago and has a few more now. there is fella outside midleton that is also closing in on 1000 too, got a couple of rotary parlours too i think they are 80's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭onyerbikepat


    Imagine forgetting to close the gate on those farms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭farmingmad10


    Their was a man called Tom Browne from killeagh near youghal in cork he was on the programme a year on the land I seen it a few months ago on channel horse & country. It said he was milking 600 dairy cows. I'm not sure in what year that was actually recorded but I think he had plans to milk 1000 dairy cows .I wonder how much he is milking now in 2014 maybe he has gone into more. Was delivering 30 calves a day. It was a serious operation. I doubt their is any bigger but if their was maybe you would let us know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭case 956


    I am with my 60 Real cows..... not 120 rats, o **** sorry I only a tiny fellow :P :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    i dont really care, look after my own cows and dont care how many everyone else has. Had an uncle and i always thought he had a couple of hundred cows the way he went on, he had 40.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭stop thelights


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    i dont really care, look after my own cows and dont care how many everyone else has. Had an uncle and i always thought he had a couple of hundred cows the way he went on, he had 40.

    It's like a story heard in the creamery about a bunch of farmers blowing about their parlour! One fella would say his make was the best..... And next fella would say his make was the best and so it on! And finally the last farmer said what no one could argue with. My parlour is the best because it milked my cows this morning!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭Mad4simmental


    It's like a story heard in the creamery about a bunch of farmers blowing about their parlour! One fella would say his make was the best..... And next fella would say his make was the best and so it on! And finally the last farmer said what no one could argue with. My parlour is the best because it milked my cows this morning!!!


    What county are you from stop thelights? An oul fella near me rip youst to say it the whole time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,173 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    I heard his willy alone weighed 8lbs :eek:

    Bit of a handful you said


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Muckit wrote: »
    Bit of a handful you said
    As my ould boss used to say when he was going out for a slash " moy will you come out and leave your shoulder under this to keep it up off the ground "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭caseman


    eire23 wrote: »
    Could well be, theres one 600+ cow herd in sligo.

    And their big men that own that herd.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Anyone remember Rodney Elliot from NI he sold up his farm and herd in 05-06 and moved to south Dakota? He bought 200 acres and built a 3000 cow dairy unit. He employs Mexicans to do the work while he does the paperwork :) He seems to be doing very well even though milk price crashed in 09 like here.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    caseman wrote: »
    And their big men that own that herd.

    How big is big?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Muckit wrote: »
    Bit of a handful you said

    and me with hands like shovels


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    How big is big?

    Lets just say, if they were to go to the jacks in a hotel, they'd have to back in, coz they couldn't turn around in there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    moy83 wrote: »
    As my ould boss used to say when he was going out for a slash " moy will you come out and leave your shoulder under this to keep it up off the ground "

    That's sayin two things.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    But sure it's all Willy waving crap. Some one could have 600 cows and owe millions and someone else could have 80 cows and zero borrowing s. I would prefer the 80 cows tbh no need being the big mam/woman and working yourself silly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    That's sayin two things.

    Twas all good clane banter then , there was no double meanings ! He was always telling me he knew my mother from " the hanger " wan time aswell .
    There was great craic on sites 10/15 years ago , its gone to ****e now just like the local pubs .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    moy83 wrote: »
    Twas all good clane banter then , there was no double meanings ! He was always telling me he knew my mother from " the hanger " wan time aswell .
    There was great craic on sites 10/15 years ago , its gone to ****e now just like the local pubs .

    In local now. It's just us and the 2 local alco's :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    In local now. It's just us and the 2 local alco's :)

    your toyboy late?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    your toyboy late?

    Ah his oh won't let him out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    Ah his oh won't let him out

    Any wonder , took him a week to recover the last time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Any wonder , took him a week to recover the last time
    back home now, ya think you are missing crack in the pub when there is zero crack there:rolleyes: had my toyboy here yesterday, got him to clean out cow trough, near killed him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    back home now, ya think you are missing crack in the pub when there is zero crack there:rolleyes: had my toyboy here yesterday, got him to clean out cow trough, near killed him

    Jasus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    biddy2013 wrote: »
    back home now, ya think you are missing crack in the pub when there is zero crack there:rolleyes: had my toyboy here yesterday, got him to clean out cow trough, near killed him

    Was he able to walk afterwards,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭biddy2013


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Was he able to walk afterwards,
    yup, treat them mean keep them keen


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