Should I have lied?

Admiral Steelhammer

So my OH asked me if I thought I was better looking than her, I gave her the honest answer which was that I believe I am better looking. The thought of lying just felt dirty, and not in a good way.

She then said that I should have lied.

So would you tell the truth in that situation?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Fair play. She should be happy a virile stud like you even settled for her in the first place, to be honest.

Admiral Steelhammer

Admiral Steelhammer wrote: »

So my OH asked me if I thought I was better looking than her

Well she sounds lovely. That was always going to end well.

minidazzler

Wait, so she wanted you to say that You are uglier than her to make her feel better? Fcuk that. Don't ask questions you don't want an honest answer to.

stoneill

And I heard that you are an ugly cnut too.

kwestfan08

What kind of person asks a question like that anyway? Should have just told her OP there is no reacher or settler here we''re both hawwwtttttt

debabyjesus

Tell her that her cock is bigger, so it evens out like.

Angry_Mammarys

Admiral Steelhammer wrote: »

So my OH asked me if I thought I was better looking than her, I gave her the honest answer which was that I believe I am better looking. The thought of lying just felt dirty, and not in a good way.

She then said that I should have lied.

So would you tell the truth in that situation?

Why would she even ask you that? one of you was bound to feel crap after, it backfired on her

Vincent Vega

It's a pretty stupid question, and it'd make you wonder what intentions she had in asking something like that.

So I think it's good that she didn't like your response.

Jimoslimos

No you shouldn't have lied. Although if you you do feel like lying further may I suggest here for tips.

seamus

Logically if she's upset that you think you're more attractive, then what that means is that she thinks you look like a horse's arse and is upset because you think she's even uglier than that.

If you were an actual Adonis, then she can't be that upset.

Anyway, you failed this one OP. Never mind, you'll get it right with the next girlfriend.

keith16

Is that you, Eden Hazard?

stop animal cruelty

keith16 wrote: »

Is that you, Eden Hazard?

ah now he is good looking

dxhound2005

Pics or GTFO surely. I want to be able to judge.

Sir Osis of Liver.

She sounds like an insecure pain in the hole.

Any pics?

Captain Chaos

Jimmy Carr's Your Face or Mine?

maguic24

Admiral Steelhammer wrote: »

So my OH asked me if I thought I was better looking than her, I gave her the honest answer which was that I believe I am better looking. The thought of lying just felt dirty, and not in a good way.

She then said that I should have lied.

So would you tell the truth in that situation?

Stupid question. I'd never ask my OH that. I tell him I'm more attractive. #stunnah4life

darkpagandeath

Her
Do these jeans make my bum look big ?

Me
You mean the less than a millimetre thick fabric on them skin tight jeans ?

Pumpkinseeds

The correct answer was to tell her she's gorgeous, regardless of whether or not she is. She's not going to forget this and you are going to pay for that careless answer in oh so many ways, not good ways:D

Mr. Incognito

Beauty is only skin deep.

Stupid goes to the bone.

Butterface

While I think I probably would have massaged the truth a little by saying "we are both super hot blah blah blah", she definitely had some motive by asking that in the first place.

Either she's super insecure, or she asked the question because she noticed how much time you spend looking at yourself in the mirror!!

Tell the truth OP, you'd rather look at yourself naked than at your girlfriend..

dxhound2005

Admiral Steelhammer wrote: »

So my OH asked me if I thought I was better looking than her, I gave her the honest answer which was that I believe I am better looking. The thought of lying just felt dirty, and not in a good way.

She then said that I should have lied.

So would you tell the truth in that situation?

Are you a lesbian couple?

fineso.mom

Why can't I post my super witty answer?

Vito Corleone

I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

fineso.mom

Aww thanks. Now I don't feel so bad. Proof that lying is sometimes the right thing to do! I think I know what I did wrong now,but I've forgotten the witty answer. Oh well maybe next time.

oldyouth

Why would anyone ask a question like that? Silly woman will never know if anybody is being sincere to her on any subject

Lux23

I'm going to ask my boyfriend this for the laugh.

irish_goat

Lux23 wrote: »

I'm going to ask my boyfriend this for the laugh.

Better make sure there's Ben and Jerry's in the freezer before you do that.

Shakti

Perhaps she was merely seeking confirmation of your own narcissism, too late now to make her a cuppa and stroke her cheek softly and deepen the bonds of love and respect,

caustic 1

"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you".

amdublin

Does your girlfriend have emotional issues?

_Redzer_

keith16 wrote: »

Is that you, Eden Hazard?

No way, he'd never find anything other than his reflection that'd put up with him! :P

SamAK

What a retarded question.

Who the hell are either of you to judge? Attractive relative to what? An ant-eater? A blobfish?

The mind boggles....if it had been me in that situation I would have laughed long and hard and told her to cop on.

KTRIC

caustic 1 wrote: »

"You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you".

Fixed that for ya

Crea

You definitely should have told her the truth. You shoud even gone further and said "I'm also smarter than you cause i'd never ask such a monumentally stupid question".

Angry_Mammarys

And also you should of asked her why was she getting so upset,that she should be happy she's punching above her weight

Son Of A Vidic

Admiral Steelhammer wrote: »

So my OH asked me if I thought I was better looking than her, I gave her the honest answer which was that I believe I am better looking.

Lesbian relationship?

pablomakaveli

Read the first few words of the OP and this sprang to mind.

Bounty Hunter Dan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi9dIpfWd4c

Cee-Jay-Cee

Are you both female?

dxhound2005

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Are you a lesbian couple?

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Lesbian relationship?

CJC999 wrote: »

Are you both female?

I fear the OP may have come to some harm. Nothing heard since the start of the thread.

_Whimsical_

She asked because she thinks she's so much better looking than you that you'd immediately acknowledge it as an objective fact.
She sounds lovely...
Tell her you also think you're a nicer person than her.

FunLover18

You should have been more honest. You should have scoffed loudly and said "Are serious? You're trying to compare yourself to me? Not a chance love, make me a sandwich!"

I'm not even joking slightly joking ... no seriously, I'm not

Mousewar

Jeez, we all get insecure sometimes. Looks are often a bigger deal for women because they're often (sadly) judged more for them.
In short, of course you should have lied! Lie like crazy.

Admiral Steelhammer

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I fear the OP may have come to some harm. Nothing heard since the start of the thread.

I can confirm I remain in good health and I am a male.

lm01

Pretty sure there was an article about this in the Daily Mail this week which was probably what gave her the idea, so I wouldn't get too worked up about wondering what prompted her to ask.

A bit of fudging might have been better than the bald truth, but it's out now and there's nothing you can really do about it. She shouldn't have asked such a flat question if she didn't want a flat answer.

Wibbs

lm01 wrote: »

Pretty sure there was an article about this in the Daily Mail this week which was probably what gave her the idea

Taking a Daily Fail article seriously and impinging that on a partner? That right there folks is far more breakup material than the OP's response.

lm01

There wasn't much to take seriously, really.

Not sure what the point of the article even was...

SamAK

Aren't we all forgetting that looks are completely subjective anyway!!?

I for one don't think much of Mila Kunis, even though loads of people were raving on about her a while back. She looks like a Pixie.

Not that i'd say no, but when you know for a fact that you can't have something, it's very easy to have an opinion (There's a word to describe that, but I can't think of it!)

And, Uma Thurman. Some may say her nose is too big and she doesn't have what might be considered as 'conventional' good looks....but OMG, yes please.

AND, the majority of cat-walk models, super or otherwise, aren't pretty or gorgeous in a traditional sense.

These are my opinions, so please don't get upset

anncoates

Admiral Steelhammer is like a nom de plume in the letters section of a 70s soft porn mag.

Admiral Steelhammer

SamAK wrote: »

Aren't we all forgetting that looks are completely subjective anyway!!?

Yea completely subjective. :rolleyes: