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The ten best things about your county

  • 25-01-2014 1:11am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭


    Simple enough question, what are the ten best things about the county that you are from for you???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    1.It's not Cork
    Repeat the above from 2 to 10.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 435 ✭✭diograis


    Do these GAA heads realise that counties were an English invention? Honest question here. our country is smaller than most American states....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Best sense of humour
    Most chilled out
    Funny accents
    Decent community spirit
    Fierce pride
    Genuine people
    Great prospects
    Most Legends
    Sexiest Bebo stunnahs
    Rivers


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    can we not have a worst thing about your county thread ?
    Irish site...we dont understand this positive stuff.


    Best ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Limerick is pretty handy driving wise, can get to Dublin or Cork in 90 mins or so, well the outskirts of Dublin anyway, Galway is an hour tops up the motorway, Clare and it's seaside even less. So basically the best thing about Limerick is getting out of Limerick :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Richard Harris
    Aphex Twin
    Ciaran Carey
    Vincent Browne
    Terry Wogan
    Paul O'Connell
    The Treaty Stone
    The River Shannon
    The Rathkeale Holy Stump :confused:
    The ghost in the Milk Market


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Wicklow -

    1. Its proximity to Dublin
    2. Mountains on one side
    3. Sea on the other

    I can't really think of anything else, but those things are enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    can we not have a worst thing about your county thread ?
    Irish site...we dont understand this positive stuff.


    Best ?

    Bit old but close enough:
    Carlow = Mad for sugar beat cant get enough of it Hobbies:Growing sugar Beat


    Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, tight. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting black balaclavas.


    Clare = fiddle-playing charming people and, more recently, fine hurlers Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from ever again, setting up golf courses in their back lawns.

    Cork = the loveable rogues of Ireland. Here for everyone else’s entertainment. Hobbies: Milking cows, being European capital of culture but not knowing what exactly that means or how they got it boy?

    Donegal = away in their own world up there, not much known about this eccentric type. Hobbies: Stripping the Irish coast of fishies, running back up to their corner of the island and blaming the spanish….aye twas the spanish!!

    Dublin North = criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, dirty women, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste. Hobbies: Heroin and watching serial numbers being filed off stolen BMW's, joy-riding anything from a lexus to a washing machine.
    Dublin South = west Brits, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women. Hobbies: talking sh*te and sleeping with their best friend's spouse or mother.

    Galway = sophisticated culchies, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy. Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid, juggling with fire on the streets, paying a million euros for a three bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain.

    Kerry = God’s kingdom on earth, no doubt about it. Some of the best land in Ireland but they don’t tell anyone this. Hobbies: Football, swimming with dolphins, football, seeing how many foreigners they can score each year, football, hosting a massive festival every week, football, going to the south pole and football.

    Kildare = is anyone really from Kildare or are they all just from Dublin? Hobbies: Denying they have anything to do with Dublin. Spending best part of 4 hours each day travelling to and from Dublin. Using Daz for whiter than white jerseys on a summer’s day.

    Kilkenny = red haired alcoholics who refuse to believe not all land in Ireland is capable of growing barley and wheat “not a bother”. Hobbies = driving massive combines, hosting comedy festivals and having red-haired babies.

    Laois = harmless aul bunch of lads, hope to have the whole county by-passed at some stage by 2025 so they can get on with their own business. Hobbies: Living an honest life, collecting EU development grants, getting the p*ss taken out of them for being the queen’s county…haha ye plantation bast*rds!

    Leitrim = enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: learning about traffic lights and roundabouts in school (night school for adults that is)

    Limerick = grand place, great sports people, city has bad reputation through no fault of its own. Hobbies: stabbing people, gang-land murders, drug hauls, graffiti spraying, joy-riding….

    Longford = Gombeen men. Hobbies: Legalising bestiality.

    Louth = IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits. Hobbies: Tearing through Cooley at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out the window.

    Mayo = Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrate as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Hobbies: roaring about how great they are, whinging about why nobody likes them.

    Meath = either Dublin wannabes or mad country bucks. Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually notice, driving massive john deere’s cos they’re big, green and yellow too.

    Offaly = Bog. Hobbies = exploiting bogs and later making them into tourist attractions…hats off!

    Roscommon = flat county, a silage pit is a mountain. Hobbies: Sheep-stealing.

    Sligo = either in their 20s and a surfer or in their 80s and a granny, no in-betweens. Hobbies: Surfing and knitting wet-suits for their grand children.

    Tipperary = promiscuous girls, Tipp does not have two different Ridings for nothing! Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents don't find out.

    Waterford = decent honest hard-workers generally good folks. Hobbies: Calling a strike.


    Westmeath = like most midlanders, generally boring. Hobbies, much like some people up north, winning one football title and then believing they know it all about football.

    Wexford = Brown earth you’d wanna take home in your pockets. Hobbies = selling their “home-grown” organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible Dubliners out for a drive in the country. Also beating Kilkenny in hurling and going on the p*ss for the rest of the summer (with the team).

    Wicklow = either country snobs with range rovers or poor aul sheep farmers with peak caps and a small black and white sheep dog with dirt all over him. Hobbies: setting up illegal dumps in their back lawns and denying all knowledge of that 300,000 tons of asbestos, nappies and syringes. Never saw it til now your honour.

    Monaghan is missing, but did anyone really notice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    1. I live here.


    There is nothing to add.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    diograis wrote: »
    ............................our country is smaller than most American states....

    Actually according to the CIA World Factbook Ireland is "slightly larger than West Virginia" :D
    Source


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭MissD93


    1) supermacs
    2) deli burger
    3) laugi's
    ^longford in a nutshell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    wazky wrote: »
    1.It's not Cork
    Repeat the above from 2 to 10.

    You mean from 2 to 32? :)

    http://media.ireland.com/admin/highres/main_1376905368.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    zetalambda wrote: »

    Great map, we know where to start walling off now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    wazky wrote: »
    Great map, we know where to start walling off now.

    Excellent, the sooner you start the better!


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Louth can be good craic if ya look for it. Cooley mountains are scenic and easy to get to, nice beaches and Carlingford is nice. Plus ya got the border nearby for when things are cheaper up there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Donegal....

    Im gonna have to sleep on this one, will get back to you if I can think of anything.

    Oh wait, I thought of something. 1. Its close to the north. 9 more to go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Best sense of humour
    Most chilled out
    Funny accents
    Decent community spirit
    Fierce pride
    Genuine people
    Great prospects
    Most Legends
    Sexiest Bebo stunnahs
    Rivers

    Your're from South Park?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    patmac wrote: »
    Bit old but close enough:


    Monaghan is missing, but did anyone really notice?


    Yes coz its the one I went looking for straight off as its as close to home as anywhere in Ireland will be.

    The best things about Monaghan are:

    1. Tommy Bowe.....a perfect specimen of a man.
    2. Less than an hour and a half to Dublin Airport, Dublin Port, Belfast Airport, Belfast Port so its handy to get my sister home.
    3. McKenna's pub on Dublin Street in Monaghan - wicked little pub where the craic can be had til Seamie thinks you are finally drunk enough to go to Mizzonis. McKenna's
    4. We are mad hures for the auld bit of acting - home to Charlene McKenna, Aoibhiann McGinity, Catriona Balfe, Ruth McCabe, Ardal O'Hanlon, Pat Deery, Nick Lee and others who will undoubtedly follow in their footsteps.
    5. Stunning drumlins with a lake around almost every corner, its a little piece of landscape painters heaven.
    6. The mad feckers from the now sorta closed Mental Hospital who add a flavour of fun to the town....(RIP Mickey McEnaney and Terry)
    7. We get to pretend that Carrickmacross is really part of Louth unless they do something useful.
    8. Doohamlet Hey.
    9. Our beloved eccentric Sir Jack Leslie and his beautiful home. Having an old boy in his 90's leaping around a nightclub is not something you will find in most counties.
    10. Clones........a tiny town with a colossal impact on the sporting, literary and movie world..........shur it had one of them Star Wars movies named after it didn't it?

    Come to Monaghan - The nicest accents in Ireland when you get north of Blayney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    You all realise that the counties are all in the same country and are only seperated by imaginary lines??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭cardwizzard


    Your still missing a half dozen buddy.

    patmac wrote: »
    Bit old but close enough:
    Carlow = Mad for sugar beat cant get enough of it Hobbies:Growing sugar Beat


    Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, tight. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting black balaclavas.


    Clare = fiddle-playing charming people and, more recently, fine hurlers Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from ever again, setting up golf courses in their back lawns.

    Cork = the loveable rogues of Ireland. Here for everyone else’s entertainment. Hobbies: Milking cows, being European capital of culture but not knowing what exactly that means or how they got it boy?

    Donegal = away in their own world up there, not much known about this eccentric type. Hobbies: Stripping the Irish coast of fishies, running back up to their corner of the island and blaming the spanish….aye twas the spanish!!

    Dublin North = criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, dirty women, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste. Hobbies: Heroin and watching serial numbers being filed off stolen BMW's, joy-riding anything from a lexus to a washing machine.
    Dublin South = west Brits, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women. Hobbies: talking sh*te and sleeping with their best friend's spouse or mother.

    Galway = sophisticated culchies, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy. Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid, juggling with fire on the streets, paying a million euros for a three bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain.

    Kerry = God’s kingdom on earth, no doubt about it. Some of the best land in Ireland but they don’t tell anyone this. Hobbies: Football, swimming with dolphins, football, seeing how many foreigners they can score each year, football, hosting a massive festival every week, football, going to the south pole and football.

    Kildare = is anyone really from Kildare or are they all just from Dublin? Hobbies: Denying they have anything to do with Dublin. Spending best part of 4 hours each day travelling to and from Dublin. Using Daz for whiter than white jerseys on a summer’s day.


    Kilkenny = red haired alcoholics who refuse to believe not all land in Ireland is capable of growing barley and wheat “not a bother”. Hobbies = driving massive combines, hosting comedy festivals and having red-haired babies.

    Laois = harmless aul bunch of lads, hope to have the whole county by-passed at some stage by 2025 so they can get on with their own business. Hobbies: Living an honest life, collecting EU development grants, getting the p*ss taken out of them for being the queen’s county…haha ye plantation bast*rds!

    Leitrim = enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: learning about traffic lights and roundabouts in school (night school for adults that is)

    Limerick = grand place, great sports people, city has bad reputation through no fault of its own. Hobbies: stabbing people, gang-land murders, drug hauls, graffiti spraying, joy-riding….

    Longford = Gombeen men. Hobbies: Legalising bestiality.

    Louth = IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits. Hobbies: Tearing through Cooley at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out the window.

    Mayo = Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrate as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Hobbies: roaring about how great they are, whinging about why nobody likes them.

    Meath = either Dublin wannabes or mad country bucks. Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually notice, driving massive john deere’s cos they’re big, green and yellow too.

    Offaly = Bog. Hobbies = exploiting bogs and later making them into tourist attractions…hats off!

    Roscommon = flat county, a silage pit is a mountain. Hobbies: Sheep-stealing.

    Sligo = either in their 20s and a surfer or in their 80s and a granny, no in-betweens. Hobbies: Surfing and knitting wet-suits for their grand children.

    Tipperary = promiscuous girls, Tipp does not have two different Ridings for nothing! Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents don't find out.

    Waterford = decent honest hard-workers generally good folks. Hobbies: Calling a strike.


    Westmeath = like most midlanders, generally boring. Hobbies, much like some people up north, winning one football title and then believing they know it all about football.

    Wexford = Brown earth you’d wanna take home in your pockets. Hobbies = selling their “home-grown” organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible Dubliners out for a drive in the country. Also beating Kilkenny in hurling and going on the p*ss for the rest of the summer (with the team).

    Wicklow = either country snobs with range rovers or poor aul sheep farmers with peak caps and a small black and white sheep dog with dirt all over him. Hobbies: setting up illegal dumps in their back lawns and denying all knowledge of that 300,000 tons of asbestos, nappies and syringes. Never saw it til now your honour.

    Monaghan is missing, but did anyone really notice?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    You all realise that the counties are all in the same country and are only seperated by imaginary lines??

    Exactly, I'll never understand this "I'm a proud xxxx man" stuff. If you live on one side of many towns, you can be in a different county. Does that make you culturally different?

    If Wicklow, for example, has magnificent mountains, they are as much mine as anyone from Rathdrum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭sandmanporto


    Nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Me and nine of my mates.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    1) The Dublin road.
    Repeat 9 times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    1. There are hot singles in my area


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    1) The Dublin road.
    Repeat 9 times.
    The 10 roads out of Dublin :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    1 Keith barry
    2 Ireland oldest City
    3 The Irish Flag
    4 Jacobs biscuits
    5 Bacon curing process
    6 minor hurling champs 2013
    7 Richard Mulchahy
    8 only city in ireland with a marina on its quayside
    9 City walls.
    10.blaas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭dirtyden


    oldyouth wrote: »
    Exactly, I'll never understand this "I'm a proud xxxx man" stuff. If you live on one side of many towns, you can be in a different county. Does that make you culturally different?

    If Wicklow, for example, has magnificent mountains, they are as much mine as anyone from Rathdrum

    Wexford begrudgery. Let Wicklow have their mountains. Wexford will always have its strawberries and caravan parks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭angelfire9


    1)The Burren ~ unique in the world

    2)The Cliffs of Moher almost one if the new 7 wonders

    3)Lisdoonvarna :D

    4)The music

    5)Shannon airport no queues, lots of parking, US pre clearance

    7)The hurlers (beating Cork is an added bonus)

    8)The beaches (even Limerick people come here for the seaside)

    9) the fair at Spancilhill (well tis famous ;) )
    10) Shannon Heritage : Bunratty, Knappogue, Cragganowen


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    You all realise that the counties are all in the same country and are only seperated by imaginary lines??


    *grabs collar nervously*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 644 ✭✭✭yohan the great


    diograis wrote: »
    Do these GAA heads realise that counties were an English invention? Honest question here. our country is smaller than most American states....

    And the Vatican is smaller than my local parish. What are you trying to say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    And the Vatican is smaller than my local parish.

    Munster's bigger than Israel.

    Your turn!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Population per square kilometre:

    Singapore .....7405

    Netherlands.....495

    Ireland........66

    Enough said ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The 10 roads out of Dublin :D

    Did you know, nearly every county has a Dublin road for a quick and easy getaway.


    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I won't be living in Clare forever, that's about the best thing that I can say about it.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Galway -
    Nowhere near as many junkies or scumbags as Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    MissD93 wrote: »
    1) supermacs
    2) deli burger
    3) laugi's
    ^longford in a nutshell

    no one from longford would put luigi's below the other 2 muck!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    patmac wrote: »
    Bit old but close enough:
    Carlow = Mad for sugar beat cant get enough of it Hobbies:Growing sugar Beat


    Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, tight. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting black balaclavas.


    Clare = fiddle-playing charming people and, more recently, fine hurlers Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from ever again, setting up golf courses in their back lawns.

    Cork = the loveable rogues of Ireland. Here for everyone else’s entertainment. Hobbies: Milking cows, being European capital of culture but not knowing what exactly that means or how they got it boy?

    Donegal = away in their own world up there, not much known about this eccentric type. Hobbies: Stripping the Irish coast of fishies, running back up to their corner of the island and blaming the spanish….aye twas the spanish!!

    Dublin North = criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, dirty women, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste. Hobbies: Heroin and watching serial numbers being filed off stolen BMW's, joy-riding anything from a lexus to a washing machine.
    Dublin South = west Brits, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women. Hobbies: talking sh*te and sleeping with their best friend's spouse or mother.

    Galway = sophisticated culchies, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy. Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid, juggling with fire on the streets, paying a million euros for a three bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain.

    Kerry = God’s kingdom on earth, no doubt about it. Some of the best land in Ireland but they don’t tell anyone this. Hobbies: Football, swimming with dolphins, football, seeing how many foreigners they can score each year, football, hosting a massive festival every week, football, going to the south pole and football.

    Kildare = is anyone really from Kildare or are they all just from Dublin? Hobbies: Denying they have anything to do with Dublin. Spending best part of 4 hours each day travelling to and from Dublin. Using Daz for whiter than white jerseys on a summer’s day.

    Kilkenny = red haired alcoholics who refuse to believe not all land in Ireland is capable of growing barley and wheat “not a bother”. Hobbies = driving massive combines, hosting comedy festivals and having red-haired babies.

    Laois = harmless aul bunch of lads, hope to have the whole county by-passed at some stage by 2025 so they can get on with their own business. Hobbies: Living an honest life, collecting EU development grants, getting the p*ss taken out of them for being the queen’s county…haha ye plantation bast*rds!

    Leitrim = enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: learning about traffic lights and roundabouts in school (night school for adults that is)

    Limerick = grand place, great sports people, city has bad reputation through no fault of its own. Hobbies: stabbing people, gang-land murders, drug hauls, graffiti spraying, joy-riding….

    Longford = Gombeen men. Hobbies: Legalising bestiality.

    Louth = IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits. Hobbies: Tearing through Cooley at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out the window.

    Mayo = Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrate as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Hobbies: roaring about how great they are, whinging about why nobody likes them.

    Meath = either Dublin wannabes or mad country bucks. Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually notice, driving massive john deere’s cos they’re big, green and yellow too.

    Offaly = Bog. Hobbies = exploiting bogs and later making them into tourist attractions…hats off!

    Roscommon = flat county, a silage pit is a mountain. Hobbies: Sheep-stealing.

    Sligo = either in their 20s and a surfer or in their 80s and a granny, no in-betweens. Hobbies: Surfing and knitting wet-suits for their grand children.

    Tipperary = promiscuous girls, Tipp does not have two different Ridings for nothing! Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents don't find out.

    Waterford = decent honest hard-workers generally good folks. Hobbies: Calling a strike.


    Westmeath = like most midlanders, generally boring. Hobbies, much like some people up north, winning one football title and then believing they know it all about football.

    Wexford = Brown earth you’d wanna take home in your pockets. Hobbies = selling their “home-grown” organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible Dubliners out for a drive in the country. Also beating Kilkenny in hurling and going on the p*ss for the rest of the summer (with the team).

    Wicklow = either country snobs with range rovers or poor aul sheep farmers with peak caps and a small black and white sheep dog with dirt all over him. Hobbies: setting up illegal dumps in their back lawns and denying all knowledge of that 300,000 tons of asbestos, nappies and syringes. Never saw it til now your honour.

    Monaghan is missing, but did anyone really notice?

    And the other 6?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    diograis wrote: »
    Do these GAA heads realise that counties were an English invention? Honest question here. our country is smaller than most American states....

    In fairness, American states are still subdivided - here is Florida (67 counties)
    http://geology.com/county-map/florida-county-map.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,070 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    patmac wrote: »
    Bit old but close enough:
    Carlow = Mad for sugar beat cant get enough of it Hobbies:Growing sugar Beat


    Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, tight. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting black balaclavas.


    Clare = fiddle-playing charming people and, more recently, fine hurlers Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from ever again, setting up golf courses in their back lawns.

    Cork = the loveable rogues of Ireland. Here for everyone else’s entertainment. Hobbies: Milking cows, being European capital of culture but not knowing what exactly that means or how they got it boy?

    Donegal = away in their own world up there, not much known about this eccentric type. Hobbies: Stripping the Irish coast of fishies, running back up to their corner of the island and blaming the spanish….aye twas the spanish!!

    Dublin North = criminals, drug dealers and factory workers, dirty women, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste. Hobbies: Heroin and watching serial numbers being filed off stolen BMW's, joy-riding anything from a lexus to a washing machine.
    Dublin South = west Brits, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women. Hobbies: talking sh*te and sleeping with their best friend's spouse or mother.

    Galway = sophisticated culchies, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy. Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, dropping acid, juggling with fire on the streets, paying a million euros for a three bedroom suburban house and pretending it was a bargain.

    Kerry = God’s kingdom on earth, no doubt about it. Some of the best land in Ireland but they don’t tell anyone this. Hobbies: Football, swimming with dolphins, football, seeing how many foreigners they can score each year, football, hosting a massive festival every week, football, going to the south pole and football.

    Kildare = is anyone really from Kildare or are they all just from Dublin? Hobbies: Denying they have anything to do with Dublin. Spending best part of 4 hours each day travelling to and from Dublin. Using Daz for whiter than white jerseys on a summer’s day.

    Kilkenny = red haired alcoholics who refuse to believe not all land in Ireland is capable of growing barley and wheat “not a bother”. Hobbies = driving massive combines, hosting comedy festivals and having red-haired babies.

    Laois = harmless aul bunch of lads, hope to have the whole county by-passed at some stage by 2025 so they can get on with their own business. Hobbies: Living an honest life, collecting EU development grants, getting the p*ss taken out of them for being the queen’s county…haha ye plantation bast*rds!

    Leitrim = enigmatic reclusive weirdos. Hobbies: learning about traffic lights and roundabouts in school (night school for adults that is)

    Limerick = grand place, great sports people, city has bad reputation through no fault of its own. Hobbies: stabbing people, gang-land murders, drug hauls, graffiti spraying, joy-riding….

    Longford = Gombeen men. Hobbies: Legalising bestiality.

    Louth = IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits. Hobbies: Tearing through Cooley at 125MPH trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out the window.

    Mayo = Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery-laden losers, emigrate as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Hobbies: roaring about how great they are, whinging about why nobody likes them.

    Meath = either Dublin wannabes or mad country bucks. Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually notice, driving massive john deere’s cos they’re big, green and yellow too.

    Offaly = Bog. Hobbies = exploiting bogs and later making them into tourist attractions…hats off!

    Roscommon = flat county, a silage pit is a mountain. Hobbies: Sheep-stealing.

    Sligo = either in their 20s and a surfer or in their 80s and a granny, no in-betweens. Hobbies: Surfing and knitting wet-suits for their grand children.

    Tipperary = promiscuous girls, Tipp does not have two different Ridings for nothing! Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents don't find out.

    Waterford = decent honest hard-workers generally good folks. Hobbies: Calling a strike.


    Westmeath = like most midlanders, generally boring. Hobbies, much like some people up north, winning one football title and then believing they know it all about football.

    Wexford = Brown earth you’d wanna take home in your pockets. Hobbies = selling their “home-grown” organic fruit (bought at supermarket that morning) at the side of the road in summer and ripping-off gullible Dubliners out for a drive in the country. Also beating Kilkenny in hurling and going on the p*ss for the rest of the summer (with the team).

    Wicklow = either country snobs with range rovers or poor aul sheep farmers with peak caps and a small black and white sheep dog with dirt all over him. Hobbies: setting up illegal dumps in their back lawns and denying all knowledge of that 300,000 tons of asbestos, nappies and syringes. Never saw it til now your honour.

    Monaghan is missing, but did anyone really notice?

    I wish I could thank this 100 times.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    alexlyons wrote: »
    1. There are hot singles in my area

    I must live in the same area, I bet they don't want to contact you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    County Laois… hmmm… hmmm…

    Thinking… thinking… nope, nothing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Dry stone walls with fossils and quartz in them,
    Lambs,
    The slap of salt air when you get off the train,
    The clarity, almost telescopic, of far-off details when the clouds are coming in low from the bay,
    The giddy feeling jumping off the tower at Blackrock,
    Turloughs,
    Being able to see the Milky Way in places far from streetlight,
    Turf fires,
    The colours in seashells,
    Midsummer nights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    It's the capital
    It's by the sea
    Airport for quick getaways
    People are better looking
    Employment opportunities
    Better restaurants
    Better cafes
    Better shops
    Better transport system
    Direct roads to everywhere else

    But that's just all relative to how appallingly crap the rest of the country is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Dublin bay, lovely to see when comming in on a boat.
    Dublin city, because we are the envy of the whole country.
    The smell of guinness's, for me it just brings back memorys of old Dublin.
    The Liffey, because it stinks of Dublin, literally :D
    The Dart, practically grew up on it. if you have the pleasure of traveling on it from Howth or Malahide to Greystones, there is some great scenery.
    The St Patricks day festival.
    The people, characters, so many different walks of life.
    Croke park. for any event.
    Its history.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Fcuk out of here better looking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Newgrange
    Hill of Tara
    Knowth/Dowth
    Trim Castle
    Slane Concerts
    Fairyhouse
    Sean Boylan
    Shane Horgan
    Bettystown Beach
    James Bond


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    iDave wrote: »
    Newgrange
    Hill of Tara
    Knowth/Dowth
    Trim Castle
    Slane Concerts
    Fairyhouse
    Sean Boylan
    Shane Horgan
    Bettystown Beach
    James Bond

    Also from Meath, though I no longer live there so I was going to write "all roads leading out of it"!

    However, we do have quite a few grand castles and big houses, not to mention round towers and high crosses and ringforts etc!
    Great for the tourists. Not much else happening in the county though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Muise... wrote: »
    Dry stone walls with fossils and quartz in them,
    Lambs,
    The slap of salt air when you get off the train,
    The clarity, almost telescopic, of far-off details when the clouds are coming in low from the bay,
    The giddy feeling jumping off the tower at Blackrock,
    Turloughs,
    Being able to see the Milky Way in places far from streetlight,
    Turf fires,
    The colours in seashells,
    Midsummer nights.

    You never said where this place is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    You never said where this place is?

    In my memory and in occasional bouts of sentimentality, fellow tribesman. :)


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