Do you get on with your mother in-law

fartman

Well what can i say about my mother in-law only she is a wagon and wrecks my head,when she calls to our home she sits there all fecking day talking crap about everything and anything .she can`t keep her nose out of our business i am totaly convinced she hates me ..i just hope my missus don`t turn out like her ,are all mother in-laws like this or am i the unlucky one to get this cnut.

cruais

fartman wrote: »

Well what can i say about my mother in-law only she is a wagon and wrecks my head,when she calls to our home she sits there all fecking day talking crap about everything and anything .she can`t keep her nose out of our business i am totaly convinced she hates me ..i just hope my missus don`t turn out like her ,are all mother in-laws like this or am i the unlucky one to get this cnut.

I think they are put in our lives to really test our limits.....

happyoutscan

Yes because we both make allowances. She avoids smart comments about my lack of religion and in particular my refusing to have my child christened (she's big on religion) while I don't swear or blaspheme in front of her.

Works a treat and we get on grand.

kneemos

Don't know why she'd hate you.

clairefontaine

Why is it always mother in laws? It's weird. You never hear this stuff about father in laws.

Frosty McSnowballs

On, in, it's all good.

fartman

kneemos wrote: »

Don't know why she'd hate you.

me to its when she looks at me in eye its fecking scary love to know whats she is thinking ,even my own mother can`t stay in the same room as her

Stavros Murphy

I've mine on ignore. How do they wreck peoples heads? Ever hear of the phrase "Feck off love and don't be annoying me".

uck51js9zml2yt

we get on grand not seen them in 15 months and when I do it's for 2 weeks and we can never have a one on one conversation.:) I'll see them again in the summer

fartman

Luciano Rotten Vasectomy wrote: »

we get on grand not seen them in 15 months and when I do it's for 2 weeks and we can never have a one on one conversation.:) I'll see them again in the summer

lucky you

mikhail

clairefontaine wrote: »

Why is it always mother in laws? It's weird. You never hear this stuff about father in laws.

They get to scare the **** out of men before the marriage. They tag in the wife some time around the engagement.

The Backwards Man

Yeah, we get on great, she's come to our house for the last nine Christmases running. Next year I'm thinking of letting her in.

mathepac

:eek: She fecken' wishes!!

Ihatecuddles

I don't really know her. She won't be my mother in law until May, I've only met her twice. My fiancé is a real mammy's boy though, but she seems really lovely.

I think it's my sister in law I might not get on with She seems a bit nosey and pushy.

StewartGriffin

Mines'a a Milf.

madfcuker

My mother in law is some pain. Sticking her nose into our business and give us useless sh!te that goes in the bin. We don't need any calenders or clocks or anything like that. Thank god I got an excuse not to go see her.

The Backwards Man

StewartGriffin wrote: »

Mines'a a Milf.

Mine's a treasure, actually that's my nickname for her. 'Treasure'.

She reminds me of something that's been dug up.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Mine's a treasure, actually that's my nickname for her. 'Treasure'.

She reminds me of something that's been dug up.

You must have a '70's jokebook or a collection of Tommy Cooper DVD's like my granddad's.:)

fartman

This is great guys love ur posts ..can anyone come up with a plan in how to stop her from calling to our house ..can`t really shoot the ducker would upset wife to much.. hmm any ideas

Penny Tration

Don't have one, but my last long term bf's mother loved me and I loved her. We went drinking together every weekend and she loved having me come visit so much that she invited me to move in and offered me a new job in her area if I chose to move in.

The next one will probably try murder me while I'm asleep, just to balance it out.

hallo dare

fartman wrote: »

Well what can i say about my mother in-law only she is a wagon and wrecks my head,when she calls to our home she sits there all fecking day talking crap about everything and anything .she can`t keep her nose out of our business i am totaly convinced she hates me ..i just hope my missus don`t turn out like her ,are all mother in-laws like this or am i the unlucky one to get this cnut.

wow! Thought it was only mine that was that much of a fcuking headache! Glad to know im not alone.

kneemos

fartman wrote: »

This is great guys love ur posts ..can anyone come up with a plan in how to stop her from calling to our house ..can`t really shoot the ducker would upset wife to much.. hmm any ideas

Show her your micky.

The Backwards Man

Candie wrote: »

You must have a '70's jokebook or a collection of Tommy Cooper DVD's like my granddad's.:)

Just like that!

irishgrover

I get on really well with my Mother in Law. I do fundamentally and hugely disagree with the vast majority of her opinions (mad FF head, very public sector outlook on everything). However I have huge respect for her.
She lost her husband in her mid 50's, when her youngest was still in collage, so instead of heading towards a happy and more relaxed time of her life, had to instead deal with loneliness and grief - which imho she did admirably.
In addition she is now a great granny and is loved by my children.
Last, but not least, she brought my wonderful wife into the world, and for that I an eternally grateful.
So all in all, I can't complain too much.

kneemos

irishgrover wrote: »

I get on really well with my Mother in Law. I do fundamentally and hugely disagree with the vast majority of her opinions (mad FF head, very public sector outlook on everything). However I have huge respect for her.
She lost her husband in her mid 50's, when her youngest was still in collage, so instead of heading towards a happy and more relaxed time of her life, had to instead deal with loneliness and grief - which imho she did admirably.
In addition she is now a great granny and is loved by my children.
Last, but not least, she brought my wonderful wife into the world, and for that I an eternally grateful.
So all in all, I can't complain too much.

Dude.

irishgrover

irishgrover wrote: »

I get on really well with my Mother in Law. I do fundamentally and hugely disagree with the vast majority of her opinions (mad FF head, very public sector outlook on everything). However I have huge respect for her.
She lost her husband in her mid 50's, when her youngest was still in collage, so instead of heading towards a happy and more relaxed time of her life, had to instead deal with loneliness and grief - which imho she did admirably.
In addition she is now a great granny and is loved by my children.
Last, but not least, she brought my wonderful wife into the world, and for that I an eternally grateful.
So all in all, I can't complain too much.

Aw, that's lovely

kneemos wrote: »

Dude.

Shuddup you cynic

Hitchens

fartman wrote: »

Well what can i say about my mother in-law only she is a wagon and wrecks my head,when she calls to our home she sits there all fecking day talking crap about everything and anything .she can`t keep her nose out of our business i am totaly convinced she hates me ..i just hope my missus don`t turn out like her ,are all mother in-laws like this or am i the unlucky one to get this cnut.

the definition of 'mixed feelings' is watching your mother-in-law driving your brand new motor over a cliff

January

We get along great. I'm very lucky, I hear some of my friends/female family members moaning about how much of a pain their mother in law is but mine is great, we go shopping together and everything.

petrolcan

I get on great with my MiL now that she is dead.

kneemos

petrolcan wrote: »

I get on great with my MiL now that she is dead.

Buried in the garden is she?

petrolcan

kneemos wrote: »

Buried in the garden is she?

Heh, sorta. Her ashes are feeding the roses in the front garden.

Wibbs

Don't have one thank feck, but I always got on with my longterm exes mums. Fathers were variable mind you, mostly no.

Pumpkinseeds

I haven't spoken to the bitch in 4 years, nuff said.

RustyNut

Do you get on with your mother in-law ?

Not really. There is only room for one on her broom stick.

nc19

I get on pretty well with mine.

The wife isnt a fan of my mother though but then my mother is a tough woman to get on with

Toto Wolfcastle

Yeah, she's lovely. I don't agree with her on everything but then again I don't agree with anyone on everything. She's very welcoming and generous.

anncoates

Yeah I like her and vice versa although she's very old school which is hilarious and mortifying in equal measure. Think Prince Philip in a granny wig and pinafore and you have the general idea.

hoodwinked

we have a love hate relationship, which is funny cause i too feel sometimes its balancing out, my ex's mum loved me, she thought me how to cook properly (from scratch) and how to knit, even going on long car journeys together to visit her grandchildren.

my current one (and one im stuck with for life unfortunately) has done some pretty ****ty things but then she's had some really tough times, so i try and be there for her if i can,

sometimes she makes me so angry i just end up venting at her. (probably not the best idea) although she seems to cop on for awhile after i do...

we are always civil and polite when my daughter is around as she is her grandmother and they deserve to have a relationship un-blighted by my feelings towards her and hers towards me,


someday maybe we'll get on, but for now i am just ignoring the ups and downs....

Frank Black

She died a number of years ago, but we got on fine. She was a very nice lady.


Father-in-law, now that's a different story.

Sam Kade

How do you stop your mother in law from drowning?




































Take your foot off her head.

Xidu

My MIL is a very negative person, but she loves commenting on everything we buy or we do. In the beginning I discussed this with my husband, his suggestion is to ignore her as sometimes she doesn't even know what she is talking about.

She loves to have my kids in her house almost everyday for a while as we live very close to each other. But she feeds too much sweets and junk snacks to kids before lunch or dinner, leave the TV on RTE junior all the time, my husband expressed many times to her that not to do this, she always says yes yes but nothing changes.

Red Kev

anncoates wrote: »

Yeah I like her and vice versa although she's very old school which is hilarious and mortifying in equal measure. Think Prince Philip in a granny wig and pinafore and you have the general idea.

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/8PB8Fll8AOBKsFPHiORE7A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/06/01/PA2-jpg_121808.jpg

fartman

But why the hell do they need to know every fecking thing in your live ..i loved to tell her to fcuk off with her 101 questions ,sometimes it gets so bad i have to go to the garage ..

Mickey H

StewartGriffin wrote: »

Mines'a a Milf.

You know what to do.

peter bermingham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFhnNgkpvuk&feature=player_detailpage

hallo dare

if she was on fire i wouldn't piss on her to save her!


The only chance she'd have would be the streams of water running down my face from laughing!!!

rainbow kirby

She's an absolute sweetie tbh.

mad muffin

StewartGriffin wrote: »

Mines'a a Milf.

Mines a Bint.

fartman

glad to hear i am not on my own ..can someone tell me whats a milf

hallo dare

Not my Mother-in-law anyway!!!!!!


MILF is "mother i'd like to fcuk"!!!!

fartman

hallo dare wrote: »

Not my Mother-in-law anyway!!!!!!


MILF is "mother i'd like to fcuk"!!!!

Good god i feel sick thats after giving me the willies:o