Plaintiff's sought in class action suit.

southcentralts

We at the law offices of Demented Mind and Soul, are requesting any and all who have suffered at the hands of the vile inhuman St.Jimmy, who notoriously posted this image - warning do not attempt to play


Hospitals overflowed with broken fingers, I myself am typing with my toes, Damn you Ipad.

Damages in the amount of 2,198,070,243.82 €uromonies are being sought.

If you have suffered broken fingers or simply mental anguish, please join our class action suit and we will have justice.

Princess Peach

I don't want to be a plaintiff. Can I be a fancytiff instead?

southcentralts

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't want to be a plaintiff. Can I be a fancytiff instead?

Ok but you will have to do half the work for twice the profit.

King George VI

I object.

On what grounds?

On the grounds next to Mountjoy Prison. They're quite fruitful this time of year.

King George VI

St. Jimmy wrote: »

What?.

I have no idea dude.

southcentralts

As the defendant, an opportunist and one of the jurors, you should be aware that everything you type will be taken and used as evidence except when the moon is full, alternating even Saturdays AND when the judge is wearing a wig.

Also if it is convenient would you mind terribly writing up and printing out your summons, renting a courtroom and a team of highly skilled actors to participate in your trial?

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

As the defendant, an opportunist and one of the jurors, you should be aware that everything you type will be taken and used as evidence except when the moon is full, alternating even Saturdays AND when the judge is wearing a wig.

Also if it is convenient would you mind terribly writing up and printing out your summons, renting a courtroom and a team of highly skilled actors to participate in your trial?

Can I get Paul Walker?

southcentralts

If you can afford zombie walker, go right ahead. Fast and furious testimony welcome.

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

If you can afford zombie walker, go right ahead. Fast and furious testimony welcome.

I don't think it'll be fast ot furious. More slurred and painful to watch.

Expect it.

southcentralts

On your own head be it, if judge Judy the executioner disapproves of your choice of legal representation.

Star Lord

I project!!!

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

On your own head be it, if judge Judy the executioner disapproves of your choice of legal representation.

Oh hoho, but you are my legal representation my dear. And frankly, i don't give a damn. Neither does Damo.

Star Lord

I did give a damn once, but I never got it back, and I don't even remember who I loaned it to any more, so my chances of getting it back are slim at best.

And you know that Judge Judy doesn't approve of southcentralts, because of that time when she gave him a smack with her legal bits because he wasn't giving money to their friend that gave them money and paid their rent and did all that stuff for them that one time.

King George VI

Judge Judy owes me a lot of money from several poker games. She thought she could win on a pair of deuces, but that skang knows nothing.

King George VI

Sorry, Judge Reinhold. Not Judge Judy.

southcentralts

So I am legal eagle for the defence and the plaintiff's, this May get interesting when I have to cross examine myself- do I go personality by personality or just spin the wheel for each question. And it will get expensive bribing the jurors for both sides - all with broken fingers, I haven't seen them fing in hours.

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

So I am legal eagle for the defence and the plaintiff's, this May get interesting when I have to cross examine myself- do I go personality by personality or just spin the wheel for each question. And it will get expensive bribing the jurors for both sides - all with broken fingers, I haven't seen them fing in hours.

The jurors are cheap and easily persuaded. They do have a terrible cheestring addiction. Give 'em a bundle of them and this case is yours mine.

King George VI

By cheestring addiction, I mean viagra dependence.

King George VI

I object!

King George VI

St. Jimmy wrote: »

I object!

You would!

King George VI

Whore.

Princess Peach

Hoarder in the courtroom!!

Throw out those magazines

King George VI

But these copies of What Car? magazine from 1985 might be valuable one day.

King George VI

I really wish Dappy was in a coma.

southcentralts

Chaos in the courtroom, chaos I say, these proceedings are far to orderly. The stenographer is complaining about the lack of iguanas in this case, she says they taste tasty.

King George VI

We can't stop here, this is judge country.

southcentralts

Expert testimony for the offence.

" I broke ma fing's causa that damn Jimmi dude, an I broke ma dang ipad too. son o bitch."
Winston Churchill.

King George VI

Your Honour he's badgering the witness!!

southcentralts

We'll see about that, I call the badger to witness this alleged witness badgering.

King George VI

Star Lord

southcentralts

Oi badger, GTFO and don't come back into this courtroom until you learn to wear a tie.

Claws this is a classy joint up in here.

King George VI

southcentralts

Ok that's better, but before you take the stand to do some badgering I must ask any animal activists in the courtroom to throw paint all over this fur wearing witness.

King George VI

That's unfair.

Star Lord

That's unfur!

King George VI

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

That's unfur!

But fur looks fabulous and them there PETA lads get a good kick out of ruining it. If PETA threw red paint on a regular suade jacket it wouldn't be as funny.

Princess Peach

That's not red paint Jiminy. PETA kill a non vegetarian and throw their blood at fur wearers. They mince up the flesh and use it to fertilize their Tofu fields. One less meat eater to convert.

southcentralts

Please Eat Them Animals? But don't wear their fur!!!

Star Lord

Your honourorour, I would like it on record that I only fake eat fake meat and fake wear fake fur.

And I look faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

King George VI

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Your honourorour, I would like it on record that I only fake eat fake meat and fake wear fake fur.

And I look faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

Mmmm, is that Chanananel?

Star Lord

How dare you, you know I only wear pooJ!

King George VI

You said poo. I'm telling Matt.

Star Lord

That's the Right Dishonourable Judge Matt Judy to you!!!

King George VI

Right? Wrong!

Matt Holck

Sometime a wear a nuclear insignia

southcentralts

I'lllllllllllllllllllllll allow it. Nuclear powered Matt to the stand to testify about how he had to let Australia fall over the edge of the earth into Oblivion, because he broke his fingers trying to watch a video that was not a video.

Star Lord

Matt, Matty Matty Matt Matt, I put it to you, that you exhibited zero inhibitions in your flagrant use of your personal performance of 'the dance of the seven veils' in order to render a country vulnerable to your maniacal megalomania, and that you did willfully push them towards the self destruct button.

And that you put the screw in the tuna.

Matt Holck

dere's energy in them dere nucular war heads

King George VI

You best not be starting any wars Matt, ye'here'me!!?

Matt Holck

I ain't gonna start no war

Is just say if the buckets hot boil the water