Announcement/Forum Mod

Beruthiel

Firstly, Sarky and Tar are stepping down.
All hail and praise them for their tireless, thankless work.

Do you, the current users of this Forum want to keep it going?

If so, do you want to take on the Modship* and turn this place around?



*Disclaimer*

Just because you volunteer, doesn't mean we will pick you.

Just because I asked for volunteers, doesn't mean we'll pick any of you.

I'm just shaking the apple tree to see what falls out.


What we look for in a Mod:

Cop on.
At least half a functioning brain.
Cop on.
A calm and cool attitude in the face of idiot argumentative users.
Cop on.

King George VI

Beruthiel wrote: »

blah blah mod Sarky Tar Tarky Sar YOU WANNA something something complete.

I'll do it.

Beruthiel wrote: »

So I says to the priest, "Screw you! Use your own hand!!"

Priests are deviously deceptive. Be careful.

southcentralts

I say we have a Mexican Russian roulette stand-off, everyone gets one bullet and last man standing gets to moderate himself/herself.

Chucken

Never thought I'd to see this place go
Gonna be sad if it closes.
Give it another while,maybe rebrand it somehow?It used to be very funny but
you know, it has gone downhill. Whoever comes
up for modship should have a wicked sense of humour

King George VI

Chucken wrote: »

Never thought I'd to see this place go
Gonna be sad if it closes.
Give it another while,maybe rebrand it somehow?It used to be very funny but
you know, it has gone downhill. Whoever comes
up for modship should have a wicked sense of humour

Pfft. Tourists.

Chucken

I remember it when it was all fields. Fields Jimmy!!!!

Fields

King George VI

Chucken wrote: »

I remember it when it was all fields. Fields Jimmy!!!!

Fields

Me and you both Chuck. 5 years ago this place was a haven for the mentally ill. (as in 'dat **** is ill mah nigga'). I didn't even mind our playground being the dumping ground for after hours. It was fun.

Chucken

Join dates 2012.
5 years ago...indeed it was a mad place back then Jimmy.

Are people that worried about postcountses and thankses?
Is that why they stay away?

Do they even know we're over here? In the corner? Waiting.

TeddyTedson

Sorry I would have got here sooner but I was rescuing a family of drowning ducks!

Thank you Sarky and Tar, I'll take it from here
(Please don't close it )

southcentralts

Ducks can fly around the world in 128 minutes and can speak 14 languages, but if you feed them after midnight they turn into polar bears, and if they get wet it quadruples their IQ.

TeddyTedson

southcentralts wrote: »

Ducks can fly around the world in 128 minutes and can speak 14 languages, but if you feed them after midnight they turn into polar bears, and if they get wet it quadruples their IQ.

Lost was a fascinating incite into the mind of a black hole indeed.

King George VI

Chucken wrote: »

Join dates 2012.
5 years ago...indeed it was a mad place back then Jimmy.

Are people that worried about postcountses and thankses?
Is that why they stay away?

Do they even know we're over here? In the corner? Waiting.

You know me under another name

People know we're here. Most of them don't care. The rest are too racist to fraternize with us.

Renegade Mechanic

Deja vous.....

King George VI

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Deja vous.....

The name of my fourth book.

Star Lord

Great name it was too, considering the content was identical to the second book. You really came into your own on the third book though. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried. Big fat tears, rolling down my face so fast that gnarly dudes kept trying to surf them. You got me right in the feels man, right in the feels. And if you know how that feels, you'll know what I mean. That was your favourite pair of curtains, and those moths showed you no respect. Now you're stuck with your 2nd favourite pair, and a pack of fat free-loading moths.

King George VI

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Great name it was too, considering the content was identical to the second book. You really came into your own on the third book though. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried. Big fat tears, rolling down my face so fast that gnarly dudes kept trying to surf them. You got me right in the feels man, right in the feels. And if you know how that feels, you'll know what I mean. That was your favourite pair of curtains, and those moths showed you no respect. Now you're stuck with your 2nd favourite pair, and a pack of fat free-loading moths.

Acid can do that to a man. Be careful.

southcentralts

They cannot shut us down, surly this is the most profitable section of boards, I make 90% to my black market sales of happy juice medication, technically banned by its creator, and receiving the highest ratings in crime and investigations monthly. We'll I guess it is back to managing a hedge fund with that unscrupulous parrot.

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

They cannot shut us down, surly this is the most profitable section of boards, I make 90% to my black market sales of happy juice medication, technically banned by its creator, and receiving the highest ratings in crime and investigations monthly. We'll I guess it is back to managing a hedge fund with that unscrupulous parrot.

Stop managing that hedgehog fund and get a goddamned job you racist pig.

Princess Peach

I know it's not a very busy forum but I think it still deserves a chance.

People just lost their way maybe, a map could help? And a weekly outing in conjunction with the Widows society.

Beruthiel

St. Jimmy wrote: »

I'll do it.

Do you believe you have the cop on required?

Can you show me some sort of medical certification proving that at least one, or more, of your brain cells are functioning?

On a calmness scale of one to ten, where do you see yourself in the face of a complete tinternet knobjob?

Doctor Strange

Throwing my name in the hat too

Renegade Mechanic

KEEF!!!

Princess Peach

A nest mod should be someone who really embodies the ethos of the forum in all 5 dimensions.

An election campaign and accompanying reality tv show would help with the decision.

southcentralts

Just back from my emergency lobotomy, now I have a half functioning brain, did not have the cop on to get someone else to perform the op though...

Princess Peach

I've got cop on. I have so much cop on I even put some on a cake

Chucken

Give Teddy the job! He's soooo ready

Princess Peach

Chucken is ready to do biziness

TeddyTedson

ModdyModson
Can't we just force Sharky to stay on. He was the only one in contact with the leader!

Chucken

TeddyTedson wrote: »

ModdyModson
Can't we just force Sharky to stay on. He was the only one in contact with the leader!

ModdyModson! I like it.

I hate to break it to you Teddy, but the leader was like the cake.

It was a lie.

Morag

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Great name it was too, considering the content was identical to the second book. You really came into your own on the third book though. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried. Big fat tears, rolling down my face so fast that gnarly dudes kept trying to surf them. You got me right in the feels man, right in the feels. And if you know how that feels, you'll know what I mean. That was your favourite pair of curtains, and those moths showed you no respect. Now you're stuck with your 2nd favourite pair, and a pack of fat free-loading moths.

:pac::D

I don't think a more succinct argument can be put forward.

DamoElDiablo for the new Leader!

TeddyTedson

Chucken wrote: »

ModdyModson! I like it.

I hate to break it to you Teddy, but the leader was like the cake.

It was a lie.

But but....we ate that cake on 31/10 :eek:

Chucken

LOL. It's ok. I was joking.

Princess Peach

Chucken wrote: »

ModdyModson! I like it.

I hate to break it to you Teddy, but the leader was like the cake.

It was a lie.

The leader is a cake??? You tell me this after I spent €5.2 million euro on a golden idol in the shape of a rock bun

Chucken

Money well spent. Rock Buns are the new currency. It will be worth 7c or 9c soon.

Money in the bank!!!

Rubecula

no cake in the bank?

King George VI

Beruthiel wrote: »

Do you believe you have the cop on required?

Can you show me some sort of medical certification proving that at least one, or more, of your brain cells are functioning?

On a calmness scale of one to ten, where do you see yourself in the face of a complete tinternet knobjob?

Yes. I used to be a cop. I know what a troll wants and what a troll deserves. What they want is to rustle jimmies. What they deserve is to have theirs rustled in return, then banned. Then let back in immediately. Only to be banned after their first post.

I don't have a medical cert but I do have a cert in the art of baking and culinary skills. That might do, I guess.

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say one. Our nest is gold. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some greasy little slope troll get the better of it.

King George VI

Chucken wrote: »

ModdyModson! I like it.

I hate to break it to you Teddy, but the leader was like the cake.

It was a lie.

That cake tasted like cabbage. And it didn't much look like a cake, looked kinda like lettuce. And the icing was all salty.

C.K Dexter Haven

I'm bored, let's count to a million; I'll start.

1.

Morag

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'm bored, let's count to a million; I'll start.

1.

Bananananana

King George VI

The smell of pod noodle in this thread is time consuming. It's 4 o'clock for Pete's sake.

southcentralts

I thought Pete gave up the saki, it was turning him Japanese.

In other news big rally tomorrow to save the nest, moving east to west along the sea of tranquillity. Bring a coat it will be pretty cold, and a few hang sambo's.

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

I thought Pete gave up the saki, it was turning him Japanese.

In other news big rally tomorrow to save the nest, moving east to west along the sea of tranquillity. Bring a coat it will be pretty cold, and a few hang sambo's.

Well.... Ok. But hang sangiches make Chucken gassy. Be warned.

C.K Dexter Haven

St. Jimmy wrote: »

Well.... Ok. But hang sangiches make Chucken gassy. Be warned.

We can't have "gassy" mods here so that's Chucken off the list of potential mods.

I want the in my pants thread reinstated along with counting to a million which pretty much puts me out of the running.

King George VI

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

We can't have "gassy" mods here so that's Chucken off the list of potential mods.

I want the in my pants thread reinstated along with counting to a million which pretty much puts me out of the running.

OMG I love your work. Can I have your autograph?

C.K Dexter Haven

St. Jimmy wrote: »

OMG I love your work. Can I have your autograph?

Only if you let me post in the post here to get banned thread without banning me, assuming you'll get mod, which you will.

southcentralts

Thread needs a toll.

King George VI

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Only if you let me post in the post here to get banned thread without banning me, assuming you'll get mod, which you will.

They won't pick me. But yeah sure whatever you want. Now gimme your signature!

Star Lord

I choo choo choose you!









To be first against the wall come the revolution.








By first against the wall, I mean the schmexy wall.





By schmexy wall, I mean unschmexy.




Or just lock you in the make-out room with Matt.

King George VI

Goddammit Matt!

southcentralts

Matt? For mod??? For the first time in TCN history, that's too crazy.

King George VI

Matt for mod. I'll get the banners ready for the campaign. Matt we're gonna make you a star.