Oh oh. Trouble

carraig2

The girlfriend just sent me a message.
We need to talk.

Don't like the look of that

Mint Sauce

Maybe she just wants to talk.

Mint Aero

Congrats you're a daddy

the_syco

It's probably about the threesome. Don't worry; it'll be fun.

homemadecider

Just be glad the text didn't say "Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

Red Kev

If you want to know what's going on, you're probably better off chatting to her than AH.

salacious crumb

carraig2 wrote: »

The girlfriend just sent me a message.
We need to talk.

Don't like the look of that

Are you the same person who said this last week?

Micky Dolenz

Context is key. Any pics?

ghogie91

Definately left a pube on the toilet seat again.....

Kimbot

the_syco wrote: »

It's probably about the threesome. Don't worry; it'll be fun.

And she wants the other person to be a dude with a big dong :P

carraig2

salacious crumb wrote: »

Are you the same person who said this last week?

No

wazky

Ride her sister so you have something to tell her.

carraig2

Mint Aero wrote: »

Congrats you're a daddy

Sweet J**** :eek:

B_Rabbit

Pregnant / found your porn stash / thinks you were cheating

Maximus Alexander

You're about to be a daddy, or single. Good luck, have fun. Either way, don't envy you. :P

NuMarvel

Respond with "Yeah, we do...".

irishmover

I don't sense trouble, I sense freedom.

salacious crumb

carraig2 wrote: »

No

You should look for the other thread so. All the answers to your dillema are contained therein...

Ruu

carraig2, you ARE the father!

Gran Hermano

Mint Aero wrote: »

Congrats you're a daddy

Yep, sounds like someone's late and it ain't the postie with the Amazon parcel.

Over to the parenting forum with you OP unless you want us to help with baby names.

Kimbot

Did you put her knickers back in the right spot, if not shes onto you.......

loveBBhate

She's cheating on ya with me, YUP OU DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waraf

Get your retaliation in first OP and break up with her now via text

KeithM89

Dont worry, she probably meant to send it to her other BF

ElvisChrist6

God, I used to love this song! What the **** were the 90's about?

Potatoeman

What did you do? That she knows about...

Scouser

My girlfriend wanted to talk once




then BAM!




Herpes

Lyaiera

I fecking guarantee the op won't be back to tell us why they had to talk.

After Hours is always left hanging.

:mad::mad::mad:

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

My girlfriend just bought a new book. "Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking"

Which is handy, since not only is she a vegetarian..

longhalloween

the_syco wrote: »

It's probably about the threesome. Don't worry; it'll be fun.

jonny24ie wrote: »

And she wants the other person to be a dude with a big dong :P

She wants the other two people to be a dudes with a big dongs

loveBBhate

Keith wrote: »

Dont worry, she probably meant to send it to her other BF

Yeah, me. YUP OU DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FourFourRED

It's over.

whitewave

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

My girlfriend just bought a new book. "Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking"

Which is handy, since not only is she a vegetarian..

You've been waiting for an opening to use that one, haven't you?

OP, female perspective: you're fooked. She maaaad.

carraig2

Lyaiera wrote: »

I fecking guarantee the op won't be back to tell us why they had to talk.

After Hours is always left hanging.

:mad::mad::mad:

Oh I will share it.
Probably be a big let down like "I asked you before not to leave the milk out" (hopefully)

You are all very funny on the whole pregnancy thing but I ain't laughing

B_Rabbit

On the bright side it's possible that she was cheating on you and feels guilty.

humanji

Was the message "We need to talk" or "We need to talk. I don't like the look of that."?

carraig2

whitewave wrote: »

You've been waiting for an opening to use that one, haven't you?

OP, female perspective: you're fooked. She maaaad.

That's what I figured.

How come women never send you messages like we need to ride.
I'd rather ride than talk

loveBBhate

B_Rabbit wrote: »

On the bright side it's possible that she was cheating on you and feels guilty.

Cheating on him with me, YUP OU DAT!!!!!!

B_Rabbit

loveBBhate wrote: »

Cheating on him with me, YUP OU DAT!!!!!!

Are you ok?

emmabrighton

Lyaiera wrote: »

I fecking guarantee the op won't be back to tell us why they had to talk.

After Hours is always left hanging.

:mad::mad::mad:

Well OP, you had better get back to us or else!!!!! :mad:

Might I also suggest you open a poll and we get to vote on what we think it is:

Some suggestions thus far:

1) Welcome to Dumpsville
2) Congratulations you're not infertile
3) Congratulations you've contracted herpes; genital warts; syphilis
4) Lube up, there is a threesome coming your way...

Maximus Alexander

carraig2 wrote: »

How come women never send you messages like we need to ride.

Some of them do.

MonkeyTennis

best go straight to the pub and ignore her for the rest of your life

Birdster

OP go ring her now and find out!! I can't wait until tonight!!!

+1 on preggers

Boscoirl

Dont confess to anything, she might be trying to catch you out

carraig2

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Some of them do.

Seriously?
I need to meet more women

B.A._Baracus

Why does anyone say "we need to talk" (as in later) because your instant reaction is tell me now :pac: No one wants to spend the next couple of hours thinking what it could be.

lkionm

carraig2 wrote: »

Seriously?
I need to meet more women

You will after tonight.

What time are ye meeting?

salacious crumb

carraig2 wrote: »

How come women never send you messages like we need to ride.

Clearly you're hanging round with the wrong women.

loveBBhate

B_Rabbit wrote: »

Are you ok?

B_Rabbit

Am I ok? I am today
Are u ok? I say nay
I can rap. You talk smack
You're name is B_Rabbit, so let's have have it
Fcuk off. B1tch. Word!

mod: banned.

wazky

salacious crumb wrote: »

Clearly you're hanging round with the wrong women.

He won't have to worry about that for much longer though.

Knex*

Preempt the worst and fuck with her head.

Respond with something along the lines of, "How did you find out?", or, "I'm really sorry, I wanted to tell you myself...".