how big is your penis?

Witchie

Try this quiz and find out for sure. Post results here.

Timmyctc

Witchie wrote: »

Try this quiz and find out for sure. Post results here.

Alternatively, try This and find out for sure. Really

zcorpian88

Seemed like a pointless quiz even though I got:

HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

Sir Arthur Daley

Currently in use, post result later.

A. Rasher

All I got was:

Could do better

Sir Arthur Daley

Timmyctc wrote: »

Alternatively, try This and find out for sure. Really

Is there any longer one, that only goes to 8 inches

Timmyctc

WikiHow wrote: »

Is there any longer one, that only goes to 8 inches

Im not sure if you've ever used a measuring tape before but yeah, usually they do get longer than 8". Id have serious reservations about buying into Measuring tapes if they only permitted the user to measure things of 8" or less

Witchie

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Seemed like a pointless quiz even though I got:

HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

How you doin......

Sir Arthur Daley

Timmyctc wrote: »

Im not sure if you've ever used a measuring tape before but yeah, usually they do get longer than 8". Id have serious reservations about buying into Measuring tapes if they only permitted the user to measure things of 8" or less

Oh wait the tape is a grower like myself, 12.5 inches not bad i guess.

osarusan

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Seemed like a pointless quiz

Not in terms of harvesting information about you to better personalise online advertising for you.

so many of these stupid 'quizzes' around now like this.

That 'which city should you be living in?' quiz is another one.

bedrock#1

starbucks?

zcorpian88

Witchie wrote: »

How you doin......

I'm taken Witchie, and yes she enjoys it :pac: heh heh....

efb

three fiddy

stefan idiot jones

Big enough to fill a pram.

Wompa1

Apparently I have a Huge Penis....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdExsAQuCQA

suicide_circus

I question the accuracy of this test. particularly as it says I have a huge penis.

deco nate

Is the op spam posting, or cock posting?

caustic 1

Compare the market.com?

eamonnq

Hmmmm..............404..not found !!!??

Witchie

eamonnq wrote: »

Hmmmm..............404..not found !!!??

Working for me. Maybe it's trying to tell you something. .....

HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

Awesome. I'm gonna go pull some chicks :cool:

SEPT 23 1989

lucozade bottle

eamonnq

Witchie wrote: »

Working for me. Maybe it's trying to tell you something. .....

Dat's de joke.

Witchie

Hey don't pick on me......its hard to function on 4 hours sleep!

Holsten

You got: A HUGE PENIS

HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

teddansonswig

all the comments are from girls haha

Micky Dolenz

Wtf? It said I have a vagina.

Oleta

Deleted User wrote: »

Awesome. I'm gonna go pull some chicks :cool:

Smaller ones can be desirable as they work harder

Inbox

Fact your erect penis is the same measurement as your index finger.

stateofflux

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

lucozade bottle

funsize or hospital 2 litre?

aujopimur

I heard some poor sods have only 9 inches.

Oleta

Oleta wrote: »

Smaller ones can be desirable as they work harder

That's what people with small willies say.

Aw. Bless.

daheff

You got: A HUGE PENIS


HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

FloatingVoter

I have a HUGE PENIS according to the quiz. I have cross checked with what is between my my legs. The quiz is definitely not truly scientific.
I will however direct future girlfriends to the quiz when they break out laughing uncontrollably at the magic moment.

McChubbin

HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Probably a coniferous. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

I giggled at this!

Witchie

Am lovin all the big dicks in here!

Micky Dolenz

A mate of mine has a foot fetish. She'd settle for 9 or 10 inches though.

Nemeses

My measurement is bigger than the whole internet.

Beat that.

I Heart Internet

Did the quiz OP.

Result: Huge Penis

Story checks out, this test is verified!

biko

From over here to over there.

dr.bollocko

The penis mightier than the sword.

Cos of all the herpes.

Wossack

test is fecked - I click for results and it just forwards me to a plastic surgeon consultancy website

SuperGrover

heh

aujopimur

I know mine is big, when my name was mentioned to my ex wife, she replied, that big fat prick.

irish bloke

Inbox wrote: »

Fact your erect penis is the same measurement as your index finger.

Is that width???

MrVestek

About 5 miles give or take an inch...

PizzamanIRL

1. I wouldn't step foot in Starbucks
2. Watching TV
3. Where's grey?
4. No option for mansion or beach house
5. No Kenan & Kel?
7. I wouldn't go to any of them.

Agricola

Questioning the veracity of this test, I went back and re-did it, changing my original boring answers to the answers which a vibrant hip young socialite would no doubt provide. In both cases, the test tells me my penis is gigantic. What is the logical explanation for this puzzling situation?

Witchie

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

1. I wouldn't step foot in Starbucks
2. Watching TV
3. Where's grey?
4. No option for mansion or beach house
5. No Kenan & Kel?
7. I wouldn't go to any of them.

So you has no penis my friend.

I am female and mine is bigger than yours!

mad muffin

It nether comes too early or too late but precisely on time.

PizzamanIRL

Witchie wrote: »

So you has no penis my friend.

I am female and mine is bigger than yours!

I'm great with my hands.

How you doin'