Nun gives birth in Rome. How the hell did this happen?

WilyCoyote

I wonder if the Holy Ghost hasn't been up to his old tricks again. And she calls him Francis!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/10581481/Nun-gives-birth-to-baby-named-after-Pope.html

Mint Sauce

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I wonder if the Holy Ghost hasn't been up to his old tricks again. And she calls him Francis!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/10581481/Nun-gives-birth-to-baby-named-after-Pope.html

Well when a man and a women really love each other....

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

How it happened? Some fcuker must have sh*gged her.

My name is URL

Woman gives birth!!1

Sir Arthur Daley

I bet that cnut even had a threesome. :mad:

Femme_Fatale

"It's not possible, I'm a nun," she told doctors, according to the Italian press.

Bizarre if true.

Daqster

Relax, it's not like they make a habit of it.

Napper Hawkins

So the **** what?

henryporter

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Femme_Fatale

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

So the **** what?

Nun of it surprises you?

oldyouth

Leave the woman alone

Napper Hawkins

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Nun of it surprises you?

Holy See what you did there.

Sir Arthur Daley

What kind of racing gear would a nun wear i the bedroom?

Daqster

oldyouth wrote: »

Leave the woman alone

Bit late for that now.

Femme_Fatale

oldyouth wrote: »

Leave the woman alone

We're not doing anything to her?

the groutch

She forgot to use her immaculate contraception.

KnotABother

I love how the church are so quick to discount immaculate conception!

somuj

What about the maintenance cheques?

biko

Another immaculate birth.
That was all the proof I needed *off to church to repent my wicked ways*

dave1982

Casey's at it again

Call Me Jimmy

Porn nun or real nun?

WilyCoyote

A young Nun - from the banks of Tiberia
Who's cha-cha was virgin interior
Francis shouldn't have done
What he did to this Nun
And now she's the Mother Superior!

:o

Call Me Jimmy

it's official now though: nuns are getting more action than me.






... even if it is celestial.

Daqster

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Porn nun or real nun?

Real nun.. but no doubt there will be a porn parody in production as we speak.

Might I suggest a title of: The Bellends of St Mary's?

Sir Arthur Daley

Them nuns are kinky biatchs

Irish Steve

Hmmm...

We have Christmas Day, which is his birthday, then the New year comes a week later. What are we supposed to do with this one, change the whole freakin calendar again?

Fr_Dougal

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Call Me Jimmy

[dr.evil] Who ****s a nun, honestly? [/dr.evil]

MJ23

How did it happen?
Sure someone slipped her a length.

BillyMitchel

Nun of you know what you're talking about.

humbert

"It would be preferable that she now lead a secular life with her baby, away from religious institutions," said a spokesman for Delio Lucarelli, bishop of Rieti.

Never mind any question of spiritual involvement, none of this forgiveness bullshit either.

darkpagandeath

Nun of this will end well people have a habit of to much in your endo :P

Maybe she went swimming in a pool with a wanker and full of some very active little swimmers. (genuine possibility)

AgileMyth

New pope is a legend. Riding motorbikes and banging nuns.

Does Francis Jr get to be Pope when his old man goes?

Sir Arthur Daley

AgileMyth wrote: »

New pope is a legend. Riding motorbikes and banging nuns.

Does Francis Jr get to be Pope when his old man goes?

I hope so, imagine the Vatican then

oldyouth

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

We're not doing anything to her?

She's not the 1st single mother who didn't realise she was pregnant and she's probably less worldly than most.

SilverScreen

Can't accuse her of being a mickey dodger.

Manach

Can always rely on OP to search the world media for stories that impact the Church. The Church is composed of sinners, like most people in society (except of course for the radicialised wing of the atheists) and sometimes they fall short of the standards are excepted. The standards however still exist and cannot be wished away or made meaningless in the terms of a nihilist post-Modern Europe of today.

Zen65

biko wrote: »

Another immaculate birth.

Forgive me for being pedantic, but the term you're looking for is 'virgin birth'.

The term 'immaculate conception' does not refer to the conception / birth of Jesus by Mary, it refers to the conception of Mary by her mother.

Christianity may well be nonsense, but it is a very specific doctrine of nonsense.

stefan idiot jones

What's the Latin word for Rohypnol?

Neyite

Deleted User wrote: »

Maybe she went swimming in a pool with a wanker and full of some very active little swimmers. (genuine possibility)

Water pretty much kills sperm. Water dosed with chemicals will definitely do it.

Zen65

humbert wrote: »

Never mind any question of spiritual involvement, none of this forgiveness bullshit either.

It is ironic that the church should preach forgiveness, including forgiveness for murderers and pedophiles, but if an adult nun becomes pregnant she must leave the club.

It reminds me of a great quote of Gandhi about Christianity:
"I admire your Christ, but not your Christians as they are so unlike Christ"

Terri26

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Bizarre if true.

Bizarre? I think that would warrant a much stronger word!

taytothief

So those nun fantasies aren't so impossible afterall..

hallo dare

Now we know why Benny was in such a big rush to leave his position all those months ago. :-)

stefan idiot jones

Neyite wrote: »

Water pretty much kills sperm. Water dosed with chemicals will definitely do it.

What about 'holey' water?

Santa Cruz

Those habits are very kinky though you must admit especially on the younger ones

Lyaiera

Oh god!










OH GOD!

seenitall

Manach wrote: »

Can always rely on OP to search the world media for stories that impact the Church. The Church is composed of sinners, like most people in society (except of course for the radicialised wing of the atheists) and sometimes they fall short of the standards are excepted. The standards however still exist and cannot be wished away or made meaningless in the terms of a nihilist post-Modern Europe of today.

LOL.

Tbh, you rarely disappoint either.

Neyite

Zen65 wrote: »

It is ironic that the church should preach forgiveness, including forgiveness for murderers and pedophiles, but if an adult nun becomes pregnant she must leave the club.

It reminds me of a great quote of Gandhi about Christianity:
"I admire your Christ, but not your Christians as they are so unlike Christ"

I dont think that nuns do have that rule. They are a lay community who make their own rules in their own convent/ order. So it would be up to the community she lives with to decide to kick her out or not, not the vatican or the church officials.

Lando Griffin

What I find touching is the support she is receiving from the RC Church, they are standing by her thick and thin.
Fail to think of few employers who would show such support.