The Saturday Night Show: January 18th 2014 10.05pm

Skid X

January, sick and tired, you've been hanging on me
You make me sad with your eyes
You're telling me lies
Don't go, don't go ...

Enough of that, let's get to the guests. The SNS Facebook and RTE pages mention Gordon Ramsay, Will Smith and Jamie Doran in passing. Alas, none of those people are actually on the show.


If you Chef me up, If you Chef me up I'll never stop ... Oh yeah, this week's chef is Clare Smyth. She's Irish, she worked for Gordon Ramsay and she has three Michelin Stars. I've never understood why a tyre company rates Restaurants and Chefs. It would be like getting someone from Fairy Liquid to give ratings to Pubs. Pub Spy in the Sunday World, that must be the best job in the World. Speaking of which ...


Joseph Roche is on "Who the f*** is Joseph Roche" I hear you ask. He's on the shortlist to go on the one way Mission to Mars. I say shortlist, he's down to the last 1,058. Still, he's closer to going to Mars than most people. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on ...


Let's get physical, physical. Jessie Pavelka "is an American Fitness Expert, TV Host and Specialist in Extreme Weight Loss" He does all sorts of fitness and weight loss shows. If only he had been here last week, he could have given the Operation Transformation people a few tips.


Happiness, Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.Do you remember Will Smith in 'The Pursuit of Happyness'? I missed that one, but apparently it was based on Chris Gardner and he will tell us all about "his extraordinary life and what are the secrets to success." (Chris, not Will).


Oh ho ho, it's magic. You know. Never believe it's not So. Illusionist, Magician and Escapologist Rua will be doing all sorts of trickery. He had a show on TG4 called 'Draiocht Rua'.

Well it looks like we might have made it, yes it looks like we made it to the end.No mention of a singer or a band in the guest listing, maybe they will sneak someone in.

Lift Off is scheduled for 10.05pm

Outkast_IRE

That mars mission wont ever happen in its current form I think.
To the best of my knowledge they are currently planning on sending them off with no way to return which to be frank will be an issue with most governments, heath and safety organisations etc etc. I know people would say its a sacrifice they are willing to make but its on dodgy ground legally and ethically for a private enterprise to send people knowingly to their death.

Welsh Megaman

Forget Joseph Roche, I feel Twink is a much more suitable candidate for the mission to Mars.

Zip up your spacesuit :pac:

Ol' Donie

Think that could be the best OP ever. Fair play Skid.

I'm afraid i won't be around for the show. Gonna try to get back for MOTD.

grey_so_what

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Forget Joseph Roche, I feel Kian is a much more suitable candidate for the mission to Mars.

Zip up your spacesuit :pac:

Fixed that for you WM!.....:D

I am having a fondness for Spacemen this weather....:)

OP up to high standards as usual Skid....(em, Space Kitteh?....)

Atlantic Dawn

Outkast_IRE wrote: »

That mars mission wont ever happen in its current form I think.
To the best of my knowledge they are currently planning on sending them off with no way to return which to be frank will be an issue with most governments, heath and safety organisations etc etc. I know people would say its a sacrifice they are willing to make but its on dodgy ground legally and ethically for a private enterprise to send people knowingly to their death.

Yes pretty much a suicide mission, perhaps they will set it up so each flight going over brings components to make a ship to make it back in 10 years time when enough parts arrive.

NormanNicetouch

Must be the first RTE talk show ever where I genuinely have never heard of ANY of the guests. Not one.

Skid X

grey_so_what wrote: »

em, Space Kitteh?....

Space Kitteh added

grey_so_what

Ever since Brendan has gone skinny, he has had Dr. Cranky Eva and the Operation Transformation lads on the show in the last couple of weeks and now tonight he's going for the hat-trick with the Jessie fitness lady. Next it will be a free days trial at the gym for everyone in the audience.

We get the message Brendan.

Seriously.

You've gone into overdrive.

Speaking of which, now he has "a candidate for a Spaceman" of his own to interview, will he throw out any more "not so subtle" digs at "atmospheric" jokes tonight??

So many questions.....

LynnGrace

grey_so_what wrote: »

Ever since Brendan has gone skinny, he has had Dr. Cranky Eva and the Operation Transformation lads on the show in the last couple of weeks and now tonight he's going for the hat-trick with the Jessie fitness lady. Next it will be a free days trial at the gym for everyone in the audience.

We get the message Brendan.

Seriously.

You've gone into overdrive.


....

True, GSW!

LynnGrace

Brilliant OP, Skid! I think you have surpassed even your own high standards with this one.
Not the most exciting of line ups, but we will see how it goes!

sok2005

grey_so_what wrote: »

Jessie fitness lady.

Nooooo, Jessie Pavelka is all man!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2008/jessie_pavelka_interview_b.jpg

JP Liz V1

sok2005 wrote: »

Nooooo, Jessie Pavelka is all man!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2008/jessie_pavelka_interview_b.jpg

I'd stop eating for Jessie Pavelka

C.K Dexter Haven

Skid X wrote: »

Let's get physical, physical. MG]

Awe, for a minute there, I thought Olivia Newtron John was appearing:(

:P

sok2005

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I'd stop eating for Jessie Pavelka

Me too, for as long as he wanted! He's all kinds of wonderful.

grey_so_what

sok2005 wrote: »

Nooooo, Jessie Pavelka is all man!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2008/jessie_pavelka_interview_b.jpg

:D:D

Lol, the hint was Skid calling him "he"......:)

Welsh Megaman

''Hello? Is that Jessie? Wow, like O...M...G! Say, what are doing after the show?''

Mariasofia

Jessie Pavelka *swoons* ...........

Welsh Megaman

Mariasofia wrote: »

Jessie Pavelka *swoons* ...........

Sure, he's no Richard Simmons...



I could get lost in those eyes!

grey_so_what

You're starting to scare me WM!!.....

Mariasofia

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Sure, he's no Richard Simmons...



I could get lost in those eyes!

You could get lost in the hair too....:-D

CountyHurler

^^
Eh, I think I'm on the wrong thread.. :eek:

*goes to check original post*

Jean Byrne fills out that red dress nicely.. If she ever gets another one it wont be the same.

grey_so_what

He looks like Leo Sayers...

(don't you love the way the thread ticks along....:))

CountyHurler

One clever box would sort out Craig Doyle..

cofy

Evening all.

grey_so_what wrote: »

He looks like Leo Sayers...

(don't you love the way the thread ticks along....:))

Leo Sayers was never that freaky looking.:D

Welsh Megaman

Where's puppeh tonight, cofy?

grey_so_what

Wine flowing in the Green Room tonight!!

And the camera man found a blond!

Lapin

Tell us an ould joke while you're there Brendan.

grey_so_what

Brendan wearing the Undertakers suit again.

Mariasofia

Ah be quiet Brendan and bring Jessie on.......

Welsh Megaman

grey_so_what wrote: »

Wine flowing in the Green Room tonight!!

And the camera man found a blond!

So has Red Hurley! HIYO!

Harry Angstrom

Evening all

grey_so_what

I thought Brendan was just going to stay there and practice his stand up routine..

Skid X

Nice to see Paul Scholes is keeping busy.

Mariasofia

I wonder why they call him Rua?

Welsh Megaman

Producer to Doc Savage: ''You call them jokes?!?!''

*throws him out*

CountyHurler

He's named Rua.. I didnt see that one coming..

grey_so_what

Everyone is a comedian tonight...

CountyHurler

I think that's the same way that Kim Yon Un picked his wife..

grey_so_what

This is hard work so far.

cofy

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Where's puppeh tonight, cofy?

You'll never guess, she's sleeping on her couch (it used to be my sons couch). She is like a little baby for sleep.:D:D:D

Skid X

grey_so_what wrote: »

This is hard work so far.

Way too complicated for live TV.

Someone should have told Redlad to keep it simple.

CountyHurler

There's a fair investment in it alright... I'd prefer is he just called out the number of Four Star Pizza and move on to the next guest.

Mariasofia

Brought in my own phone book and its more interesting than this.....

emanresu esrever

is that orla from fair city??

Atlantic Dawn

He should saw a woman in two, always liked that trick.

Mint Aero

Wow he's cool. Way better than Keith Barry.

Skid X

Even Brendan is mentally changing channels, his body language is telling.

grey_so_what

Emmmm...Ok....

Next.

Welsh Megaman

Mint Aero

I like this guy