What should i do with my last €2.70

SpaceCowb0y

I'm paid on Thursday but have only €2.70 to survive on tomorrow! How should i make the most of this fortune in the next 23 hours and 55 minutes?

Howard Juneau

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

I'm paid on Thursday but have only €2.70 to survive on tomorrow! How should i make the most of this fortune in the next 23 hours and 55 minutes?

3 packs of koka noodles, breakfast, lunch & supper all sorted for tomorrow & enough left over for a pack of gummy bears for dessert!

Frosty McSnowballs

Put it all on red.

SpaceCowb0y

That sounds too sensible... surely there is a more reckless way to wax the last of my hard earned cash, without just throwing it away!

IvaBigWun

Dav, can we take it back offline again?









Dav?











Dav?

SpaceCowb0y

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

I'll cover you in cream and lick it all off for €2.70

Will you pay for your own petrol to get here? and for the cream?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Will you pay for your own petrol to get here? and for the cream?

Yes.

lkionm

2 euro all cash and 2 chomps.

ElecKtrA

Buy some porridge! slow release energy, thus helping you feel full and....it will help keep you alive at least another 24hrs!

Jagdtiger

Dublin Bus





Edit* oh wait, you said €2.70, never mind

shruikan2553

Buy stocks in a bank

IvaBigWun

ElecKtrA wrote: »

Buy some porridge! slow release energy, thus helping you feel full and....it will help keep you alive at least another 24hrs!

Far too sensible.













Dav?

feargale

It's January. Consume something hot. Soup maybe? Have you tea or coffee?

Mince Pie

Put it on a horse!

Sir Arthur Daley

Coke and Hookers

jobeenfitz

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

I'll cover you in cream and lick it all off for €2.70

You are so cheap.

RobbingBandit

Throw it in a wishing well.

FizzleSticks

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lkionm

Ask for it in 1 cent coins and stick it up your arse and poo it out.

The clinking would sound funny

Links234

Howard Juneau wrote: »

3 packs of koka noodles, breakfast, lunch & supper all sorted for tomorrow & enough left over for a pack of gummy bears for dessert!

Aldi packs of noodles for 20c each, get a load of them, and get whatever veg/fruit they have on offer on the day, have yourself much better eatin

Eeden

Finish up the cereal and milk, 2 cans of cheap beer, go to bed early?

ElecKtrA

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Far too sensible.













Dav?

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Buy stocks in a bank

Lol...I know! But alternatively the OP could take a gamble on a scratch card.....


.....btw I've no idea how much a scratch card is....again..I'm far to sensible for the gambling game ;-)

kwestfan08

If you have all your needs like food etc.. id throw it on an accumulator in the football. Mugs bet for sure but you might get a bit of excitement for your sub €3

SpaceCowb0y

lkionm wrote: »

2 euro all cash and 2 chomps.

That's the kind of reckless abandonment i'm talking about! €2.70 never looked so good! Chocolate and gambling in the one day... wild!

Mint Aero

Move the decimal point one place to the right.

holystungun9

€2.70

?????

Profit!

Sir Arthur Daley

Mint Aero wrote: »

Move the decimal point one place to the right.

Coke and Hookers option available

Lapin

Search down the back of the sofa until you find nearly 83 cent.

Then you'll have 'Bout Three Fiddy' and be fit to to mention money on AH !

feargale

I have no reason not to believe OP, that he has a genuine dilemma. I will never understand posters turning a thread like this into a joke. There are lots of threads that accomodate humour. Why don't some of you give them a try?

SpaceCowb0y

WikiHow wrote: »

Coke and Hookers option available

If you can get coke and hookers for €2.70 or even €27.00 for that matter you must know some dodgey folks with some fantastic deals!!



....pm me!

Lapin

feargale wrote: »

I have no reason not to believe OP, that he has a genuine dilemma. I will never understand posters turning a thread like this into a joke. There are lots of threads that accomodate humour. Why don't some of you give them a try?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

jobeenfitz wrote: »

You are so cheap.

You still couldn't afford me

ElecKtrA

feargale wrote: »

I have no reason not to believe OP, that he has a genuine dilemma. I will never understand posters turning a thread like this into a joke. There are lots of threads that accomodate humour. Why don't some of you give them a try?

It's After Hours forum!! It's not meant to be taken seriously!


I think!?!

Howard Juneau

Links234 wrote: »

Aldi packs of noodles for 20c each, get a load of them, and get whatever veg/fruit they have on offer on the day, have yourself much better eatin

Aldi? Ah he's got 2.70, he's not that! desperate.

Sir Arthur Daley

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

If you can get coke and hookers for €2.70 or even €27.00 for that matter you must know some dodgey folks with some fantastic deals!!



....pm me!

Maybe if we could move the decimal point 2 places to the right i can get that plan to work.;)

galwaytown

I tin of coke and a pack of skettles,down in one scan

Links234

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Aldi? Ah he's got 2.70, he's not that! desperate.

Aldi's fantastic, won't hear a bad thing said about it!

RobbingBandit

Lapin wrote: »

Search down the back of the sofa until you find nearly 83 cent.

Then you'll have 'Bout Three Fiddy' and be fit to to mention money on AH !

Get outa here damn Loch Ness Monster nobody wanta hear about no three fiddy.

illeagles_mcc

im not sure if they still sell it, but 2.70 should get you 2litres of tesco value cider. you'll even get change

Red Crow

Use the €2.70 as a down payment towards a Terry's Chocolate Orange

SpaceCowb0y

WikiHow wrote: »

Maybe if we could move the decimal point 2 places to the right i can get that plan to work.;)

Maybe on Thursday when i'm paid but until then the best options are still getting cream licked off me by some random weirdo (no offence) or a scratch card/horse bet/accumulator and 2 chomps!

lkionm

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

That's the kind of reckless abandonment i'm talking about! €2.70 never looked so good! Chocolate and gambling in the one day... wild!

Then you have 20 cent left over.

Tell them to keep the filthy change.


Absolute anarchy will follow

Howard Juneau

illeagles_mcc wrote: »

im not sure if they still sell it, but 2.70 should get you 2litres of tesco value cider. you'll even get change

Enough to buy bog roll? Cause that cider will give him a massive dose of the tom títs.

Yank_deCork

Go to Aldi for bread, peanut butter, and some apples. That will give you carbs, protein, vitamins, and fiber. Good luck.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Maybe on Thursday when i'm paid but until then the best options are still getting cream licked off me by some random weirdo (no offence) or a scratch card/horse bet/accumulator and 2 chomps!

You know how to make me feel special. Offer withdrawn.

SpaceCowb0y

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

You know how to make me feel special. Offer withdrawn.

I'm sorry i meant weirdo in a nice way...:pac: you were still in the top two choices suggested sure!

feargale

ElecKtrA wrote: »

It's After Hours forum!! It's not meant to be taken seriously!


I think!?!

Ask OP.

Howard Juneau

feargale wrote: »

Ask OP.

OP likes the idea of getting cream licked off him by a randomer......I think we can safely assume that OP is not in need of st vincent de paul or a hostel for the night.

SpaceCowb0y

I was looking for valid suggestions, but sure there's no harm in having a lugah at the same time! I'm not going to save the planet with €2.70 but chocolate and gambling does sound like a reasonable end to my last paycheck!

Sir Arthur Daley

Im sure the OP could cut some deal in MacDonalds tomo, like 2 cheese burgers and 1/3 portion chips?

SpaceCowb0y

WikiHow wrote: »

Im sure the OP could cut some deal in MacDonalds tomo, like 2 cheese burgers and 1/3 portion chips?

Can you do that????