Things that grown men aren't supposed to do anymore

whirlpool

What else should grown men have stopped doing?

I just came across this CollegeHumor.com "article."

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947438/7-tricks-for-looking-like-a-grown-man-and-not-a-stupid-teen-baby

The third one down says grown men aren't meant to wear "backpacks" anymore, and that they should be wearing shoulder bags. Is this generally how people feel about the issue? I personally always see shoulder bags as pretentious and silly looking. Not sure why, it's just what they look like to me.

I don't actually carry a bag with me at all, of any kind, but I like to think that if I need to at some stage, a basic backpack won't come across as immature looking.

Not that I give a sh.t what other people think :cool:

Anyway is there anything else you would add to this list?? Obviously, giving a sh*t what other people think being a prime one.

Phill Ewinn

Play with little boys?

TheMilkyPirate

whirlpool wrote: »

What else should grown men have stopped doing?

I just came across this CollegeHumor.com "article."

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6947438/7-tricks-for-looking-like-a-grown-man-and-not-a-stupid-teen-baby

The third one down says grown men aren't meant to wear "backpacks" anymore, and that they should be wearing shoulder bags. Is this generally how people feel about the issue? I personally always see shoulder bags as pretentious and silly looking. Not sure why, it's just what they look like to me.

I don't actually carry a bag with me at all, of any kind, but I like to think that if I need to at some stage, a basic backpack won't come across as immature looking.

Not that I give a sh.t what other people think :cool:

Anyway is there anything else you would add to this list?? Obviously, giving a sh*t what other people think being a prime one.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a shoulder bag, What's wrong with a backpack? I always use one whenever I'm heading to a friends house with my laptop or going shop on the bike for a few cans or whatever.

Hello_MrFox

Offer little girls sweeties, isn't that what they like?

NoCrackHaving

You know Collegehumor is a comedy site, clue is in the title. None of those articles are supposed to be taken seriously, I doubt whoever wrote it actually said men can't wear backpacks, come on like, the amount of commuters in suits I see wearing them is ridiculous.

Also, who the **** wears shoulder bags?

Agricola

Expect to have their dinner ready when they come in after a long day. FFS Mammy! :mad:

FizzleSticks

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Santa Cruz

Ask little girls to help them find their lost kitten in the woods

Lennyzip

Watch cartoons . I'll never stop :-) . Finished off the entire Batman : The Animated Series over a couple of months period . Now nearly finished Superman : The Animated Series . Brings back great memories from my childhood . Will be moving onto Batman Beyond next thanks to Netflixs .

7ofBrian

Fingerbang 15 year olds?

Sir Arthur Daley

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

Play with little boys?

Play with little girls? :eek:

Tzardine

Ask for help loading a couch into the back of a van.

minidazzler

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

Play with little boys?

thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 20 who plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice.

Mint Aero

Lennyzip wrote: »

Watch cartoons . I'll never stop :-) . Finished off the entire Batman : The Animated Series over a couple of months period . Now nearly finished Superman : The Animated Series . Brings back great memories from my childhood . Will be moving onto Batman Beyond next thanks to Netflixs .

Ah now

Santa Cruz

minidazzler wrote: »

thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 20 who plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice.

He's a "nice boy"

Daqster

All my mate's wives give me these strange looks when I run round to their houses on Saturday mornings, out of breath, asking if their husband's are coming out to play curbs.

Well excuuuuse me for not wanting to stop doing what I've always enjoyed doing.

If they tell me to grow up, I just tell them I can see their nipples and leg it.

anncoates

Bring a shoulder bag to work. Assuming shoulder bag means a satchel type bag. It's hardly an accessory. Not much chance of fitting headphones, lunch, book, large smartphone etc into my pockets.

anncoates

Daqster wrote: »

All my mate's wives always give me there strange looks when I run around to their houses on saturday mornings, out of breath, asking if their husband's are coming out to play curbs.

Well excuse me for not wanting to stop doing what I always enjoyed.

If they tell me to grow us, I just tell them I can see their nipples and leg it.

Do you mean Kerbs?

Skerries

anncoates wrote: »

Do you mean Kerbs?

like in American History X?

CrazyRabbit

Cry...unless punched or kicked in the family jewels, in which case it is totally acceptable.

Pang

Seriously, some around here need to take their hands out of their sweat pants/trackies when out in public.

Sunnyisland

Pretend they are not grown men...

animum

Pick their nose.

Ihatecuddles

Do men seriously not cut their toenails? I know my OH doesn't....they look like talons by the time he gets around to it. When he eventually does it, he takes his shoes and socks off and shows me like its some amazing achievement!!

downonthefarm

Troll internet chat forums

Lyaiera

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Cry...unless punched or kicked in the family jewels, in which case it is totally acceptable.

Nothing more emotional than the death of a faithful hound.

saltyjack silverblade

mauzo! wrote: »

Do men seriously not cut their toenails? I know my OH doesn't....they look like talons by the time he gets around to it. When he eventually does it, he takes his shoes and socks off and shows me like its some amazing achievement!!

I don't cut my own toenails. I hate cutting them. Feet just creep me out. They are properly done by a friend who is a podiatrist. I don't have any illnesses or anything I just thing feet are stomach turning.

Grown men should not wear t-shirts.

matrim

Whats a sham? The second bed in that one just looked like it just had a bunch of unnecessary pillows

Ihatecuddles

matrim wrote: »

Whats a sham? The second bed in that one just looked like it just had a bunch of unnecessary pillows

Basically decorative pillows you don't sleep on....

whiskeyman

We're not supposed to get paid more than woman anymore...


"Supposed to..."

RobbingBandit

Have imaginary friends, my doctor is seriously worried I am a risk of becoiming a pyromaniac, little bob wants me to burn things. Lucky for him that mean old doctor is imaginary.

stefan idiot jones

saltyjack silverblade wrote: »

Grown men should not wear t-shirts.

What should we wear on a warm summers afternoon?

saltyjack silverblade

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

What should we wear on a warm summers afternoon?

polo shirts.

bodice ripper

saltyjack silverblade wrote: »

polo shirts.

If you're looking for effective contraception, sure.

Irish Guitarist

Grown men shouldn't call people assholes because of their choice of clothing.

Mammanabammana

Masturbate in public.

Wait, I think I read the first post wrong...

Mariasofia

Pee on the toilet seat :-(

stefan idiot jones

saltyjack silverblade wrote: »

polo shirts.

I don't play golf or want to look like a do and the material is too thick.

Grandeeod

Shag younger women, cheat on their wives and generally shag anything that's off limits!

dj jarvis

leave their kids in the back of the car for 3 hours while i have a feed of pints

padd b1975

Play computer games.


Wear Beats headphones.

Captain Chaos

padd b1975 wrote: »

Play computer games..

Really, the core gamer market is young males with disposable income in the 18-35 year old demographic. If they are not ment to play video games they should stop watching TV and reading too because they are the same thing.

Try again.

padd b1975

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Really, the core gamer market is young virgin males with disposable income in the 18-35 year old demographic.
.

FYP :cool:

Fresh Pots

Call mammy to wipe their arse!

YFlyer

Grandeeod wrote: »

Shag younger women, cheat on their wives and generally shag anything that's off limits!

What is wrong with shagging younger women?

Daqster

Mariasofia wrote: »

Pee on the toilet seat :-(

Women keep leaving it down though.

Toilet seats should be like cinema seats, and spring back up® when not in use.

®I may go on Dragon's Den with this.

The One Who Knocks

Daqster wrote: »

Women keep leaving it down though.

Toilet seats should be like cinema seats, and spring back up® when not in use.

®I may go on Dragon's Den with this.

Genius!

Edit: Damnit!! Ninja-edit!

Larianne

I went on a date with a guy who wouldn't wear a backpack. I asked him how he carried it so and he said down by his side from the handle on the top...

weirdo.

Aidric

Go clothes shopping with their girlfriend, apparently.

yawhat!

Throw Snails at peoples houses.

_Redzer_

Backpack, gear bag, shoulder bag, do people really care to pay attention what other people wear?