Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

whitewave

id rather brie wrote: »

When people try to talk to me from a different room. Mothersucker, do not call me from another room and then refrain from acknowledging my reply, I will passive-aggressively sit down and be annoyed.
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This. So much anger boils inside me when someone tries to start talking to me from another room. Or when I'm brushing my teeth...do you honestly think I can hear and answer you?!

FollatonWood

The shop assistant in my local store who keeps telling me I look like I need a hug...

I DON'T WANT A ****ING HUG DAMMIT!

Tzardine

Sadderday wrote: »

delivery drivers that fiddle around for change when your standing in your doorway letting the heat out and your chipper getting all cold... so ya tell him ta keep it and then you realise they didnt put yer bleedin battered sausage in the bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This wrecks my head. I will wait though. Its a game of wills. Had one lad take about 2 mins no messing to find me 50 cent.

Thing is, if they are quick and hand me the change I will hand some back. If they take forever then its just them , me and the tumbleweed.

Tzardine

FollatonWood wrote: »

The shop assistant in my local store who keeps telling me I look like I need a hug...

I DON'T WANT A ****ING HUG DAMMIT!

Tell them you need a blowjeb. See what they say to that.

Sadderday

FollatonWood wrote: »

The shop assistant in my local store who keeps telling me I look like I need a hug...

I DON'T WANT A ****ING HUG DAMMIT!

...... eh, she might mean need a ride.... take the hug, set up a tab and get your bit... local, convenient and sounds like shes a giver

FollatonWood

Sadderday wrote: »

...... eh, she might mean need a ride.... take the hug, set up a tab and get your bit... local, convenient and sounds like shes a giver

Tzardine wrote: »

Tell them you need a blowjeb. See what they say to that.

'She' is a 'he' !

Czarcasm

Sadderday wrote: »

...... eh, she might mean need a ride.... take the hug, set up a tab and get your bit... local, convenient and sounds like shes a giver

Useful advice if Follaton was a fella, just give her my number instead, love hugs I do

FollatonWood

Czarcasm wrote: »

Useful advice if Follaton was a fella, just give her my number instead, love hugs I do

The shop assistant is a dude..

but I can get his no. for ya if you like! :pac:

Sadderday

Rapid

susie14

people who park and take up two spaces at the same time.
people who can't use roundabouts.
people chewing gum with mouth open.
people who leave toast crumbs all over counter - USE AN EFFIN PLATE!
people standing too close to me at ATM.
slow drivers.
people who ask in aldi queue "can I go ahead of you I just have these". sure! why not! I have all day. anyone else wanna go ahead of me? grrrr.
ugh can feel me blood pressure rising just thinking about these.

Sadderday

people that keep tipping off ya on the bus... shoulders and knees ... keep them on your own side d**kheads

FollatonWood

Sadderday wrote: »

people that keep tipping off ya on the bus... shoulders and knees ... keep them on your own side d**kheads

That reminds me, I was standing there innocently in my flats today and some wee blondie goes and steps on my foot in her ****ing spikes (I wouldn't even call them heels). Fcuking midgets.

Sadderday

FollatonWood wrote: »

That reminds me, I was standing there innocently in my flats today and some wee blondie goes and steps on my foot in her ****ing spikes (I wouldn't even call them heels). Fcuking midgets.

haha that was probably me i'm five foot nothing sorry about that

Vel

Larger ladies still talking about needing to shift their 'baby weight' when said baby has grown up, moved out and had babies of their own!

czechlin

When you put your amazing super-comfortable super-soft dressing gown into the washing machine and your flatmate strolls in and completely distracts you and half an hour later you discover that you did not change the setting on the machine and the dressing gown is getting boiled! 60º and 1400 spin...
I actually wanna cry, the mornings will never be the same again

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

czechlin wrote: »

When you put your amazing super-comfortable super-soft dressing gown into the washing machine and your flatmate strolls in and completely distracts you and half an hour later you discover that you did not change the setting on the machine and the dressing gown is getting boiled! 60º and 1400 spin...
I actually wanna cry, the mornings will never be the same again

is that why my lovely comfy pennys jumpers have recently turned into painful scratchy bastards to wear?

Tilly

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

is that why my lovely comfy pennys jumpers have recently turned into painful scratchy bastards to wear?

I'd say it's more due to the fact they are from Pennys rather than the washing machine.

czechlin

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

is that why my lovely comfy pennys jumpers have recently turned into painful scratchy bastards to wear?

Sir that might be a lack of a fabric softener. Although, have they shrunk? The jumpers I mean...

I almost had a heart attack when I realized what I've done and changed the setting immediately, but it was too late. It's still wearable and soft, but it lost its fluffiness and god it's just too painful to describe

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

it feels like they've shrunk alright, it happened around the same time someone started messing with the readings on the bathroom scales

Penny Tration

Dropping the tail from my onesie down the toilet

Ihatecuddles

green_screen wrote: »

Dropping the tail from my onesie down the toilet

I've done this too!! Its so annoying, walking around looking like a depresed cat that stinks of piss

Penny Tration

mauzo! wrote: »

I've done this too!! Its so annoying, walking around looking like a depresed cat that stinks of piss

You keep it on after?! :pac: I take mine off and wander around in my underwear

Ihatecuddles

green_screen wrote: »

You keep it on after?! :pac: I take mine off and wander around in my underwear

Just give it a rinse under the tap and a wipe with a towel. Sorted!


Kidding, but I don't wear anything under it so I have to walk to the bedroom stinking of wee

miss no stars

Ah god I'm actually in bits laughing here at the thought of it.

jessiejam

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Chainsaws I get, but lawnmowers and hedge trimmers? In Feb?

My point exactly!
I assume they were cutting up trees that had fallen in the last few weeks.

Pumpkinseeds

Insomnia. When I went to bed last night I was tired, as soon as I lay down I was wide awake, so after lying there for half an hour I decided to get up and finish the last 100 pages of my book, ironically enough the book is called Doctor Sleep. So now I'm shattered.

I liked the book, my husband didn't, but he's just finished a grudge match with Stephen Kings IT. He was determined to finish it even though he was bored with it. It's funny really, my husband doesn't really get wound up very often but when he does his Essex accent gets heavier. His opinion of IT was really out of character, apparently Stephen King 'needs a fcuking slap' for making the book so long by filling it with nonsense about kids. I shouldn't laugh really, but it did sound very Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels:D

eisenberg1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Insomnia. When I went to bed last night I was tired, as soon as I lay down I was wide awake, so after lying there for half an hour I decided to get up and finish the last 100 pages of my book, ironically enough the book is called Doctor Sleep. So now I'm shattered.

I liked the book, my husband didn't, but he's just finished a grudge match with Stephen Kings IT. He was determined to finish it even though he was bored with it. It's funny really, my husband doesn't really get wound up very often but when he does his Essex accent gets heavier. His opinion of IT was really out of character, apparently Stephen King 'needs a fcuking slap' for making the book so long by filling it with nonsense about kids. I shouldn't laugh really, but it did sound very Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels:D

I agree with him, I was a big King fan years ago and loved his earlier stuff, Carrie, The Shining, The Shawshank etc, but then he started churning out books every two weeks and it all went to pot.

dubstarr

Not being able to spell,my brain has gone to mush.I used to be such a good speller as well.:o

miss no stars

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Insomnia. When I went to bed last night I was tired, as soon as I lay down I was wide awake, so after lying there for half an hour I decided to get up and finish the last 100 pages of my book, ironically enough the book is called Doctor Sleep. So now I'm shattered.

I hate this, trying to get my brain to shut up talking at me and let me go asleep is an awful job.

osarusan

miss no stars wrote: »

I hate this, trying to get my brain to shut up talking at me and let me go asleep is an awful job.

The worst bit is when you are very very close to sleep, but there is something you need to do, like set the alarm, or turn off the light even, but you know that moving at all will wake you up again.