Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

A b it like on some threads, someone will have a gripe or whatever, and then the replies come..."Oh god love you", "My heart goes out to you, I am the same" or "that's terrible"....................all pointless waffle, not like the v ery important stuff we have here on TTTAUP2

lol :pac::pac:


Also, when someone describes a dead person as "brave". Fair enough if they were brave then you can call them that, but one does not become an honourary brave by passing.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

lol :pac::pac:

FCUK!!!!:eek:

Sadderday

hate it when you wake up one morning look in the mirror and realise that you're highlights have grown out big style,
you don't get paid for two weeks and you haven't anticipated needing your hair done again so soon...

F'kin pain in the gicker

Sinister Kid

Customers that think its OK to have a go at staff in shops/restaurants over prices.... Its NEVER OK!!
Its not my fault you have chosen the best quality, most expensive item and you want to pay the same price as the cheaper alternative....

eisenberg1

Sadderday wrote: »

F'kin pain in the gicker

I thought you got that bleached, not highlit/highlighted (which is correct?):D

OldNotWIse

http://www.grabonestore.ie/pelvic-floor-exerciser?utm_source=Specials+Experience+Dublin&utm_campaign=ET_21513_ie-main-specials_dublin_20140409&utm_medium=email&utm_content=specials

Mother of all thats divine and holy!!! :eek:

Czarcasm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I thought you got that bleached, not highlit/highlighted (which is correct?):D

I thought it was Sadderday's slang name for a vagina!

Need to brush up on my urban dictionary...

czechlin

When you're trying to open a new carton of milk and that plastic pull out yoke sticking out tears off! Had to get a knife out and "operate" on the bloody thing! :mad:
Did a good job though, didn't stab myself or anyone around and not a drop was spilled, might as well become a surgeon

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

http://www.grabonestore.ie/pelvic-floor-exerciser?utm_source=Specials+Experience+Dublin&utm_campaign=ET_21513_ie-main-specials_dublin_20140409&utm_medium=email&utm_content=specials

Mother of all thats divine and holy!!! :eek:

Firstly, I read it as grababone.:D

Are these "medical devices" or are they really for something else, if you get my drift?. I notice a company called ebuzzworld are involved. I remember there used to be ads in newspapers for ladies "massagers".

OldNotWIse

OldNotWIse wrote: »

http://www.grabonestore.ie/pelvic-floor-exerciser?utm_source=Specials+Experience+Dublin&utm_campaign=ET_21513_ie-main-specials_dublin_20140409&utm_medium=email&utm_content=specials

Mother of all thats divine and holy!!! :eek:

shut up and take my money , comes to mind LOL:D;)

Pumpkinseeds

Jaysus, there's some 99 year old aul biddy on yakking away about sh*te. One of the why say in a sentence what you could take 10 minutes to ramble on. I've had to zap the volume. ya'd think that at her age you'd know you were living on borrowed time and just hurry the feck up. These old codgers do ramble on. Listening to her was making me lose the will to live:D

shroom007

People who walk two abreast on the street at that pace that is neither too slow or two fast

you can either try overtake by speeding up and looking like a special needs power walker (and mumble a few curses as you pass)

or stay behind slowly getting more in-raged

its at these times I wish I had a plutonium tipped umbrella

Pumpkinseeds

shroom007 wrote: »

People who walk two abreast on the street at that pace that is neither too slow or two fast

you can either try overtake by speeding up and looking like a special needs power walker (and mumble a few curses as you pass)

or stay behind slowly getting more in-raged

its at these times I wish I had a plutonium tipped umbrella

Especially when you get 2 people with prams walking side by side and they're ignorant enough to think you should get out of their way. One of these days I'm just going to stop dead in front of them and let them go around me in the hope that they'll get arsey about it and I can then vent my spleen at them.

LizzieJones

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Especially when you get 2 people with prams walking side by side and they're ignorant enough to think you should get out of their way. One of these days I'm just going to stop dead in front of them and let them go around me in the hope that they'll get arsey about it and I can then vent my spleen at them.

Those people with babies are so annoying.;)

Ihatecuddles

OldNotWIse wrote: »

http://www.grabonestore.ie/pelvic-floor-exerciser?utm_source=Specials+Experience+Dublin&utm_campaign=ET_21513_ie-main-specials_dublin_20140409&utm_medium=email&utm_content=specials

Mother of all thats divine and holy!!! :eek:

I have them, word of warning...DO NOT SNEEZE!!!!!!

They will shoot out and be awkwardly hanging around your crotch area, no amount of trying to suck them back up works!

shroom007

or they stop for a chat and a fag just outside the shop your going to

then you see the kids in the pram and there about 7yrs old eating a mars bar and drinking a coke, wheres me umbrella

czechlin

OldNotWIse wrote: »

http://www.grabonestore.ie/pelvic-floor-exerciser?utm_source=Specials+Experience+Dublin&utm_campaign=ET_21513_ie-main-specials_dublin_20140409&utm_medium=email&utm_content=specials

Mother of all thats divine and holy!!! :eek:

The first thing that popped into my mind was "why do they come in different colours!?":eek: sure it doesn't matter as they are stuck in.. well you know where

eisenberg1

czechlin wrote: »

The first thing that popped into my mind was "why do they come in different colours!?":eek: sure it doesn't matter as they are stuck in.. well you know where

well, oh no, I wont go there.............:eek:

SpaceCowb0y

2 things that i can't believe i've never mentioned before and both of which have occurred this evening.

1) getting to the gym only to realise i've left my headphones at home FUCK!

2) Bringing the car for a wash and then coming out to find a lovely big bird **** on the roof and windscreen after parking under a tree like a thick... CUNT!

Czarcasm

I was just walking home there and saw what I thought were a couple of lads gathered round two lads fighting on the ground. I stood to assess the situation for a minute before I said to myself"ahh here, he's getting killed", told the young lad call the Gardaí as I ran up to break it up. Next thing I saw the boom microphone and the two lads got up off the ground...

Damned actors, turned out they were only filming a fight scene! :mad:

*shuffled awkwardly away*, red faces all round, young lad breaking his hole laughing

Pumpkinseeds

LizzieJones wrote: »

Those people with babies are so annoying.;)

Power walking 2 abreast with prams and expecting other people to move out of the way is just ignorant;)

bodhrandude

Czarcasm wrote: »

I was just walking home there and saw what I thought were a couple of lads gathered round two lads fighting on the ground. I stood to assess the situation for a minute before I said to myself"ahh here, he's getting killed", told the young lad call the Gardaí as I ran up to break it up. Next thing I saw the boom microphone and the two lads got up off the ground...

Damned actors, turned out they were only filming a fight scene! :mad:

*shuffled awkwardly away*, red faces all round, young lad breaking his hole laughing

Kinda of done that many years ago, I had a Spanish friend who used to busk in Galway regularly, he plays the uilleann pipes. Anyway, one day he was busking away in Shop Street and I was in front of him making silly faces and the like and my other mate motioned me to move, when I turned around there was a full RTE crew that had been filming him across the street, he was part of a documentary about people from other countries learning Irish music. When I spotted the crew I skidaddled out of there mightily quickly.

Mint Sauce

AH Mods locking threads just as I am about to hit submit on a whity comment.

Ihatecuddles

czechlin wrote: »

She'd be a dead woman, this is just gross :mad:

I do it to the OH, 'ruined your yawn!!'

He just looks at me in disgust

Charlie19

People that double park their cars:(

Even worse when there is plenty of spaces left:mad:

SpaceCowb0y

Charlie19 wrote: »

People that double park their cars:(

Even worse when there is plenty of spaces left:mad:

There's a word for those type of people... ****!

whirlpool

Tzardine wrote: »

Parents who say their kids is 24 months old.

Its feckin 2 FFS.

I'm gonna have to disagree with this one.

Saying "my kid is 2" could mean anything from 24 months to 35 months (and 30 days,) and there's a big bleedin difference at that stage of their development. That's why they specify in months.

homemadecider

whirlpool wrote: »

I'm gonna have to disagree with this one.

Saying "my kid is 2" could mean anything from 24 months to 35 months (and 30 days,) and there's a big bleedin difference at that stage of their development. That's why they specify in months.

Ah yes, but no one except the parents could give a flying fcuk about that. So just say it in years FFS.

Charlie19

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

There's a word for those type of people... cnuting ****!

gammygils

Cupid looking stunts who wear their hoods up when driving!

I mean what's the story lads? Have ye got a leak? Is it plssin rain inside?

Is yer sunroof leakin?

I saw a bloke today with a black hoodie over his head driving a black estate.

Thought it was The Grim Reaper driving a Hearse!!!