Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Ihatecuddles

When someone laughs and sticks their tongue out and bites it. They kind of stick their chin to their chest at the same time.

Mostly women, annoying women!

czechlin

Czarcasm wrote: »

The parker pens can take much more resistance

You are "chewing" on Parker pens!?!?!!!
"People" have no respect for fine writing instruments these days :mad:
:pac:

Call Me Jimmy

Parker pen is for life, not just for christmas.

gammygils

Ripping a CD on to Hard Drive or Media Player and the track list

doesn't correspond with sleeve. And having to edit the whole feckin lot :mad:

SpaceCowb0y

Waking up from an awesome dream and not being able to force yourself back to sleep to get involved again! Fucking awful!

Whenever i go to bed hammered drunk i have the maddest most vivid dreams ever and there's always that sense of "Ahhh BOLLOXXX" when my eyes crack open and suddenly the reality that I'm not loaded/in bed with some stunner/doing something extremely fun kicks in and the harsh facts that i'm hungover as **** and have to drag my ass into work!

Every now and again though, if i have been on the sauce particularly hard the night before i can somehow manage to drift off again and get sucked back into said dream... its almost better then because your kind of consciously getting involved again!

SpaceCowb0y

Oh and Monday!

I fucking hate Monday!

Sadderday

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Oh and Monday!

I fucking hate Monday!

I hate every bleedin minute of every bleedin monday and tuesday is just a spasticated version of a monday, still miles away from a decent day

gramar

Getting spam and unsubscribing from a mailing list and then getting a confirmation email to say I'm not longer subscribed.

SpaceCowb0y

Sadderday wrote: »

I hate every bleedin minute of every bleedin monday and tuesday is just a spasticated version of a monday, still miles away from a decent day

Ah bank holiday Mondays are sound though

Sadderday

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Ah bank holiday Mondays are sound though

ah yeah, the exception to the rule... although the week always seem long after a bank holiday monday ..... never happy!

Philo Beddoe

czechlin wrote: »

Also people, who have the need to comment on how much jam/butter/honey etc. I put on MY toast.

I hate it when people feel the need to make any comment on anything I'm eating. I do not wish to discuss my food with you unless we're in a restaurant and the quality of the food is a natural topic of conversation.

This also applies to people who make my food. I'm perfectly happy to chat with the people in the shop while they make my sandwich, but I do not need their input about my odd tastes. Some people do not like certain foods!

Sinister Kid

When somebody throws stuff that happened a long time ago back in your face whenever they can...

LynnGrace

Czarcasm wrote: »

I used work with a guy like that, tongue like a basset hound, even as he was doing his "firm grip" handshake when he'd meet you (yeah, he'd be trying to crush your hand in his shovel hands to see would you react, one of those), the tongue would be stuck to the side of his face like he was attempting to clean out his own ears!

Even picturing it now, *shudders*

This made me laugh! I can picture it exactly.

OldNotWIse

mauzo! wrote: »

When someone laughs and sticks their tongue out and bites it. They kind of stick their chin to their chest at the same time.

Mostly women, annoying women!

tf?

eisenberg1

Sheepishly raises head to see if its safe to come out...........and will probably spend the rest of the week on the "cringworthy" thread

eisenberg1

Sinister Kid wrote: »

When somebody throws stuff that happened a long time ago back in your face whenever they can...

"Oh yeah, its all that's all very fine, but what about twelve years ago when you.......":D

Paddy Cow

When you're eating something like popcorn and a little hard piece gets stuck between your gum and tooth and it's a bitch to get out.

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Sheepishly raises head to see if its safe to come out...........and will probably spend the rest of the week on the "cringworthy" thread

Glad to see you're alive

Green Giant

Telling people I drink Bud and them reacting as if I have leprosy

You don't like that particular beer? Fair enough, but don't be so degrading towards my tastes

Never seems to happen to drinkers of any other brew

Pumpkinseeds

I think I'm having a mid midlife crisis:(. For some bizarre reason I've been thinking of going blonde. I mentioned it to my husband on Saturday and he had the hunted look of a man who knows he's been asked a question to which there is no right answer that will help him escape. Cleverly, he side stepped the question and changed the subject. I think that answers my question:D

Adamantium

People who say "College Days are the best days of your life", now don't get me wrong college was amazing and mindblowing and the best thing to date, but the future will be amazing, but it's your responsibility not to get lazy.

Th above phrase is usually said by some sad sack in his 40's or thought that the college experience was all time boozing session (and subsequently thought the rest of his life would be too, because you know.. reasons) and had no interests outside of getting gassed every weekend.

The above pharse people said have "little to no imagination". It's like if you didn't overly like college, you're doomed!

Nobody asked you to get married, have a child etc. If you wanted to stay young forever and unhinged/unhitched, why did you do any of these things

What happened to your concious thought

Ihatecuddles

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I think I'm having a mid midlife crisis:(. For some bizarre reason I've been thinking of going blonde. I mentioned it to my husband on Saturday and he had the hunted look of a man who knows he's been asked a question to which there is no right answer that will help him escape. Cleverly, he side stepped the question and changed the subject. I think that answers my question:D

If you are, then I am too. Not just any blonde, I'm willing to risk my lovely hair and bleach it peroxide blonde. 6 weeks before my wedding.

I was talked out of it though there's always after!

Boom_Bap

Realising that you've spend 15 minutes starring blankly at your computer screen trying to determine if you are tired or hungover, but not both.

Pumpkinseeds

mauzo! wrote: »

If you are, then I am too. Not just any blonde, I'm willing to risk my lovely hair and bleach it peroxide blonde. 6 weeks before my wedding.

I was talked out of it though there's always after!

:DYou were probably subconciously trying to stay in control of something in the middle of the pre-wedding chaos. I remember it well, how I didn't choke my mother in law I don't know. Congratulations and have a wonderful day. Personally, I found it the most wonderful day of my life but emotionally and physically exhausting:)

Ihatecuddles

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

:DYou were probably subconciously trying to stay in control of something in the middle of the pre-wedding chaos. I remember it well, how I didn't choke my mother in law I don't know. Congratulations and have a wonderful day. Personally, I found it the most wonderful day of my life but emotionally and physically exhausting:)

Thanks

Waiting is my new trivial annoyance. 6 weeks to go and everythings done. Then it will just fly past!!

Pumpkinseeds

mauzo! wrote: »

Thanks

Waiting is my new trivial annoyance. 6 weeks to go and everythings done. Then it will just fly past!!

It does fly by. I wasn't a great fan of recording weddings but when I saw the footage of ours I couldn't believe how many things I had forgotten or didn't notice at the time. I won't forget having to get all the pins out of my hair that night though. I'd no idea it took so many pins for an up do:D

On the plus side you could just decide to become a bridezilla and drive everyone nuts for the next 6 weeks. Time flies, it's our 10 wedding anniversary on the 30th of this month and we'll have been together for 18 years month

Ihatecuddles

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

It does fly by. I wasn't a great fan of recording weddings but when I saw the footage of ours I couldn't believe how many things I had forgotten or didn't notice at the time. I won't forget having to get all the pins out of my hair that night though. I'd no idea it took so many pins for an up do:D

On the plus side you could just decide to become a bridezilla and drive everyone nuts for the next 6 weeks. Time flies, it's our 10 wedding anniversary on the 30th of this month and we'll have been together for 18 years month

Wow congrats ill get marriage advice from you in future so!!

eisenberg1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

It does fly by. I wasn't a great fan of recording weddings but when I saw the footage of ours I couldn't believe how many things I had forgotten or didn't notice at the time. I won't forget having to get all the pins out of my hair that night though. I'd no idea it took so many pins for an up do:D

On the plus side you could just decide to become a bridezilla and drive everyone nuts for the next 6 weeks. Time flies, it's our 10 wedding anniversary on the 30th of this month and we'll have been together for 18 years month

I reckon wedding years are like dog years, you have to multiply by seven to get an accurate reading. I myself have had ten years of bliss ...I have been married for a lot longer though. Kidding, kidding:D

czechlin

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I won't forget having to get all the pins out of my hair that night though. I'd no idea it took so many pins for an up do:D

The last time I was at a wedding I had an up do done for it. It was gorgeous looking but it wasn't much fun trying to remove 40 hair pins from my hair at 6am after a day/night of drinking. Also had to shampoo the hair 3 times to make sure all the hairspray was gone. I'm surprised no accident happened as there were lots of shenanigans going on and I was highly flammable

Sinister Kid

When I'm in work on my own the delivery driver refuses to help me carry in a pallet load of 28kg buckets of paint...