Liveline Thread 07/01/14 to 26/03/14

vicwatson

Ya get 20 black sacks in Aldi for 1.79 Duffy, what planet are you on, suppose we cant all afford to buy our black bags in Fallon and Byrne or Brown Thomas

mickydoomsux

Dublin_Mom wrote: »

to be honest, is it not a bit unfair that just because this LTM kid got so much media attention, so many resources are now being pushed in his direction...hardly democratic is it? fell sorry for other kids whose parents might not be as (articulate or stroppy) in shouting about their case.

It great the kid got sorted out but i was thinking this as well.

He got skipped to the front of the queue because Joe kicked up a fuss. That's pretty much the same as the parish pump nonsense that TDs get up to.

Big C

Dublin_Mom wrote: »

to be honest, is it not a bit unfair that just because this LTM kid got so much media attention, so many resources are now being pushed in his direction...hardly democratic is it? fell sorry for other kids whose parents might not be as (articulate or stroppy) in shouting about their case.

what about scumbags getting free legal aid,
politicians getting massive pensions
galway going to get millions for flood damage
drug addicts getting free methadone
etc etc etc etc

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"And I got fingered behind the nike shed when I was 16 Joe."

Bit of a shoe-in?

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

More news on the Christmas fire people
http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/local-news/tony-s-help-beyond-measure-for-family-who-lost-all-in-christmas-fire-1-5794088

In next week's paper, Suzanne pictured with a Samsung TV, a Hotpoint Washer/Dryer, a Smeg fridge all from the Expert Group in Limerick…...

grey_so_what

This is one dreary show today.

neris

Ive heard it all now mirrors going on fire

snubbleste

Ladies boudoir discussion..boring

mickydoomsux

Big C wrote: »

what about scumbags getting free legal aid,
politicians getting massive pensions
galway going to get millions for flood damage
drug addicts getting free methadone
etc etc etc etc

Not the same thing at all. He got preferential treatment over other people in the same position as him because of the Whineline.

ButtersSuki

grey_so_what wrote: »

This is one dreary show today.

Are you new here? :D:D:D:D:D

signostic

grey_so_what wrote: »

This is one dreary show today.

a tutorial on how to light a fire with a magnified mirror....

ButtersSuki

"Bukes"

grey_so_what

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Are you new here? :D:D:D:D:D

I'm catatonic.

**runs around the house breaking all the killer mirrors**......:eek:

bottlebrush

Where is this strong hot sun they are all talking about?

snubbleste

bottlebrush wrote: »

Where is this strong hot sun son they are all talking about?

..

mike65

What was that beard rash reference about?! :eek:

ButtersSuki

So from Lahv Lahn we've learned:
1. Don't trust anyone or anything on the inter web
2. Get rid of all mirrors in your house as they are fire hazards
3. Don't pay your insurance as Joe will sort you out for a new house or car if you lose them
4. Burn all your receipts as Super Valu, Tesco and Dunnes are working with the authorities to catch you if you litter
5. Call Joe first in the case of any emergency, not 999


Feel free to add to the above.

ButtersSuki

mike65 wrote: »

What was that beard rash reference about?! :eek:

I'm afraid to say it for fear of being banned. And now I have a horrible image in my head.

bottlebrush

mike65 wrote: »

What was that beard rash reference about?! :eek:

Daithi o Se has grown a beard

ButtersSuki

Please Joe, say the name of that condition again!

the_monkey

LTM ?

snubbleste

An unwell daughter!

ThisRegard

ButtersSuki wrote: »

So from Lahv Lahn we've learned:
1. Don't trust anyone or anything on the inter web
2. Get rid of all mirrors in your house as they are fire hazards
3. Don't pay your insurance as Joe will sort you out for a new house or car if you lose them
4. Burn all your receipts as Super Valu, Tesco and Dunnes are working with the authorities to catch you if you litter
5. Call Joe first in the case of any emergency, not 999


Feel free to add to the above.

You missed the obvious, everything you think you know about the English language and its pronunciations is wrong.

ButtersSuki

I'm telling you now, this is 2014's Assburgers

neris

Dr duffy will see you now

ThisRegard

Is that the disease the Samuel L Jacksons character from Unbreakable have ?

snubbleste

did she overdose on cod liver oil capsules?

ButtersSuki

Ehlers-Danlos syndrome is a rare disorder of connective tissue that results in unusually flexible joints, very elastic skin, and fragile tissues.

This syndrome is caused by a defect in one of the genes that controls the production of connective tissue.
Typical symptoms include flexible joints, a humpback, flat feet, and elastic skin.
The diagnosis is based on symptoms and results of a physical examination.
Most people with this syndrome have a normal life span.
There is no cure for Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome is caused by an abnormality in one of the genes that controls the production of connective tissue. There are several variants (with widely varying severity) involving different genes and causing slightly different changes. The result is abnormally fragile connective tissue, which causes problems in joints and bones and may weaken internal organs.

Children with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome usually have very flexible joints. Some develop small, hard, round lumps under the skin, a humpback with an abnormal curve of the spine (kyphoscoliosis), or flat feet. The skin can be stretched up to several inches but returns to its normal position when released.

Ehlers-Danlos syndrome may alter the body's response to injuries. Minor injuries may result in wide gaping wounds. Although these wounds usually do not bleed excessively, they leave wide scars. Sprains and dislocations develop easily.

In a small number of children with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, the blood clots poorly. Bleeding from minor wounds may be difficult to stop.

The intestines can bulge through the abdominal wall (calledf a hernia), and abnormal outpouchings (diverticula) can develop in the intestine. Rarely, a fragile intestine bleeds or ruptures (perforates).

If a pregnant woman has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, delivery may be premature. If the fetus has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, the amniotic sac may rupture early (premature rupture of membranes). A mother or baby who has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome can bleed excessively before, during, and after delivery.

A doctor bases the diagnosis on the symptoms and results of a physical examination. The doctor can try to confirm the diagnosis of some types of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome by taking a sample of skin to examine under a microscope (biopsy). Genetic and biochemical tests for some types are available at some research centers. Other tests are done to check for conditions that are associated with complications, such as problems with the heart or blood vessels.

Prognosis and Treatment
Despite the many and varied complications people with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome may have, their life span is usually normal. However, in a few people with one type of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, complications (usually bleeding) are fatal. Genetic counseling for family members is suggested.

Special precautions should be taken to prevent injuries. For example, children with severe forms of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome can wear protective clothing and padding.

There is no way to cure Ehlers-Danlos syndrome or correct the abnormalities in the connective tissue. Injuries can be treated, but it may be difficult for a doctor to stitch cuts because stitches tend to tear out of the fragile tissue. Usually, using an adhesive tape or medical skin glue closes cuts more easily and leaves less scarring.

Surgery requires special techniques that minimize injury and ensure that a large supply of blood is available for transfusion. An obstetrician must supervise pregnancy and delivery.

Last full review/revision February 2008 by Frank Pessler, MD, PhD; David D. Sherry, MD

vicwatson

bottlebrush wrote: »

Daithi o Se has grown a beard

And he was kissing his missus in the sack and set fire to his bed with the friction....and forgot to renew his insurance policy...burned the gaf down he did

signostic

ButtersSuki wrote: »

So from Lahv Lahn we've learned:
1. Don't trust anyone or anything on the inter web
2. Get rid of all mirrors in your house as they are fire hazards
3. Don't pay your insurance as Joe will sort you out for a new house or car if you lose them
4. Burn all your receipts as Super Valu, Tesco and Dunnes are working with the authorities to catch you if you litter
5. Call Joe first in the case of any emergency, not 999


Feel free to add to the above.

wired bras are a no no at airports...