god does exist

randomperson12

god does exist but god exists he created life to if this country was any good theyed ban all the muslim useless yokes taking over the country like it said on the paper

jjpep

Proof?

Mad4simmental

jjpep wrote: »

Proof?

This Fu#k wit goes onto every form and tryes to stir crap. Sad little individual.

okay then

Hello_MrFox

God is real because..............um ok may be hes not.

Columbia

If God created the molecule, who created the atom? :eek:

jjpep

Mad4simmental wrote: »

This Fu#k wit goes onto every form and tryes to stir crap. Sad little individual.

I was guessing it was something like that. I was just interested to see what comedy gold might be waiting to be unearthed(if any...)

gerrybbadd

I no be understanding this post...

myIdea

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

So who or what created your God?

the_syco

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

I IS GAWD. WORSHIP ME AND BRING M€ COOKIES!

=-=

Seriously, though, if god exists, why does he only give a sh|t about rich white people, and not the poor black people? Is your god a racist white supremacist?

regress

Assume that the OP is being sarcastic.

Turtwig

bluewolf wrote: »

okay then

Yeah, uh, biscuit anybody?

Shortbread pls

RobbingBandit

God is too busy watching women changing clothes to be a white supremacist, at least I hope and pray this is the case.

Turtwig

bluewolf wrote: »

Shortbread pls

They're gluten free too. Here ya go. Want some tea or coffee with them? A slice of pineapple (not pizza!) too?

Geomy

Well I think God must be a woman, so she's a lipstick lesbian in my books lol

nozzferrahhtoo

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

So do I on occasion. But the priests tell me if I keep doing that I will go blin...

....Oh wait I have worn glasses since I was 3....

..... go blinder

Gordon

Quality of trolling OPs going downhill, hopefully will get better in 2014.

PopePalpatine

I'm in the mood for Oreos, you guys made me hungry.

Spring Onion

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home

yellowlabrador

Jernal wrote: »

They're gluten free too. Here ya go. Want some tea or coffee with them? A slice of pineapple (not pizza!) too?

I want some.
Gluten free shortbread, its a miracle, the second coming:D

googled eyes

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

Pics or GTFO

robindch

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

Andersonisgod

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

Interesting argument, do you provide the Kool-Aid or should I bring my own?

shruikan2553

Well thats me convinced. But which god do I believe in now?

robertxxx

God exists but that's no good to us as we are all in hell!

wnolan1992

This thread hath converted me.
Off to Mass in the morning I go!

Turtwig

Even though I have no real clue in the nay of jimmy's what C&H is. Or where it is on this site. I feel threateningly obliged to congratulate you on your wonderful accomplishment. The skill and dedication require is astounding. For your investment of time and energy I can only applaud you wnolan.

Gentlemen, Ladies,
A TOAST TO WNOLAN1992!

[-0-]

OP, I think, I love you.

wnolan1992

Jernal wrote: »

Even though I have no real clue in the nay of jimmy's what C&H is. Or where it is on this site. I feel threateningly obliged to congratulate you on your wonderful accomplishment. The skill and dedication require is astounding. For your investment of time and energy I can only applaud you wnolan.

Gentlemen, Ladies,
A TOAST TO WNOLAN1992!

You won't be banned tonight then! :pac:

Doctor DooM

Jernal wrote: »

Even though I have no real clue in the nay of jimmy's what C&H is. Or where it is on this site. I feel threateningly obliged to congratulate you on your wonderful accomplishment. The skill and dedication require is astounding. For your investment of time and energy I can only applaud you wnolan.

Gentlemen, Ladies,
A TOAST TO WNOLAN1992!

It's clearasil and hormones, where the younger boardsies hang out.

Sadly, I'm so long in the tooth round these parts that a lot of the mods I remember hanging round there would appear creepy if they still did today

shruikan2553

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

The one and only true God*.

Obviously :rolleyes:


*One and only true God may vary in name and appearance depending on location, upbringing and cultural norms. Salvation and eternal life not guaranteed.

Hmm, according to my records that means I've been selected for......

Catholic god. Great, better throw my girlfriend out of the house. I can't be living with a woman before marriage, its wrong. A catholic would never do such a thing...

Mr. CooL ICE

Well, if a random person called randomperson12 says it, it must be true

Knex*

Which god is this now? I take it that it is not the usual Judea god, as that is spelled as so; God. Complete with capitalization, which I believe is important for this type of thing.

If perhaps you mean one from ancient mythology, I watched The Avengers earlier on my flight home and was quite convinced. Thor seems likely a rather dashing old chap, and as such, I would be willing to eat a sandwich, or something, in his honour if you like.

Hotblack Desiato

the_syco wrote: »

[noparse]I IS GAWD. WORSHIP ME AND BRING M€ COOKIES!
[/noparse]

Jesus

AerynSun

Knex. wrote: »

Thor seems likely a rather dashing old chap, and as such, I would be willing to eat a sandwich, or something, in his honour if you like.

We'd like, but only on a Thursday, please

Brian Shanahan

randomperson12 wrote: »

the scientist think it doesnt but god exists

Don't be silly, of course he do! Or are you dissing Jah now?

J C

wrote:

Originally Posted by randomperson12
the scientist think it doesnt but god exists

... only a few Atheist scientists ... and practically none of the 'fathers of modern science' ... who were nearly all theists.:)

gaynorvader

randomperson12 wrote: »

god does exist the scientist think it doesnt but god exists he created the molecule that created life

But if god created you then you aren't just the twelfth random person, you must be special and unique, right?

Clearly your username disproves god.

maximoose

Ugh. No thread is safe from JC.

randomperson12

Columbia wrote: »

If God created the molecule, who created the atom? :eek:

that easy question i oknow that

randomperson12

i just couldt think about a nother user name so i just called it random

iDave

god doesnt exist the scientists think it doesnt so god doesnt exists he didnt created the molecule that created life

If that was my OP for a thread in Christianity or Islam forums I wonder how long it would last?

randomperson12

when i talk about christians i mean all the diffrent ones like othodox protestants jews etc it was pointless for hitler killing those jews anyways becuse thered be more christians in europe now instead of islamic yokes invading by imigration

gaynorvader

randomperson12 wrote: »

when i talk about christians i mean all the diffrent ones like othodox protestants jews etc it was pointless for hitler killing those jews anyways becuse thered be more christians in europe now instead of islamic yokes invading by imigration

Jews aren't Christians. They don't believe that Jesus was the Son of God.

Peregrine

randomperson12 wrote: »

when i talk about christians i mean all the diffrent ones like jews etc

Right.

Jews, yeah..famous for their faith in Christ of course.

randomperson12

but theres a mistake in there religion jesus was there saviour and they think the messiah person hasnt come theyll believe it the next time he comes because jesus christ will come again sooner than we think look at the world why wouldnt he come the world has got worser in the space off a 1000 years

degsie

btw, the OP is a troll and has been banned from many a forum...

iDave

randomperson12 wrote: »

when i talk about christians i mean all the diffrent ones like othodox protestants jews etc it was pointless for hitler killing those jews anyways becuse thered be more christians in europe now instead of islamic yokes invading by imigration

randomperson12

degsie wrote: »

btw, the OP is right and has been not banned from many a forum...

ive been banned from one fourom for unfair reasons but havent been banned since

randomperson12

iDave wrote: »

what the hecks this rubbish

people like that dont care aboutther religion