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How stuffed are you right now? (Christmas Day)

  • 25-12-2013 6:02pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    Im probably at a good 9 out of 10, jeans that normally need a belt are now bulging (oh behave!).

    How stuffed are you right now?

    Poll to follow

    How stuffed are you right now? 191 votes

    I havent had my dinner yet
    0% 0 votes
    Im still starving
    4% 8 votes
    Im adequetly filled thank you
    5% 10 votes
    Im very full but could eat more
    20% 39 votes
    Im STUFFED! No more food till tomorrow
    34% 65 votes
    Does the poll question suggest sexual innuendo? If so then yes, yes I am
    36% 69 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Mayo_Boy


    Im more stuffed than a teenage girls bra at a one direction concert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Not very,I found a finger in my pudding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Currently nursing a food baby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    I'm a 7 - room for another piece of cake and a pick at the turkey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Quite stuffed but will inevitably have some sandwiches later.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,047 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Just after finishing our dinner. I'm stuffed! Looking forward to desert in a while though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    "I need more whiskey, dick....."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Having a relax period now but will be refilling later.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    I'm disgustingly full. I can't move. The dog is moaning beside me, he's as bad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Im probably at a good 9 out of 10, jeans that normally need a belt are now bulging (oh behave!).

    How stuffed are you right now?

    Poll to follow


    I figured there was no point in trying to fight it and got naked, couldn't fit another sprout and trying to make room for more whiskey by rubbing my belly...




    The in-laws are not amused.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Bloated. The next dump I take will probably be enormous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Couldn't even fit in a wafer thin mint

    http://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Prob only a 5 or 6. A few bottles of beer to help the digestion and I'll have another dinner. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,967 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Quite full-taking a 20/30 min time out before Plum Pudding with custard and cream

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    Glad to see someone else hasn't had their dinner yet, I was beginning to feel very left out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Just waddled over to the couch.

    I will admit I feel a little bit pregnant.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    IvaBigWun wrote: »

    Poll to follow


    Christmas log to follow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Super stuffed. Super content. Super sleepy. My mum, who once nagged me for drinking too much, is trying to ply me with vodka - but there's no room!!

    But with God as my witness I'm eating more before the end of the night if it kills me. There's half a roast chicken sitting there and potato salad about to be made!

    Nom nom nom gluttony nom nom.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    Just unloaded on the loo. Ready for round 2 now


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Just unloaded on the loo. Ready for round 2 now

    Pics or GTFO


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭neilthefunkeone


    So full.. The eyes are starting to close.. Power nap then more beer!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    fapping to a handsome christmas turkey as we speak


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭galait


    As full as a Seaside S**thouse on a Bank Holiday Monday !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭greedygoblin


    Stuffed. Like a turkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Kill me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Kill me....


    I'm already stuffed, but it's nice of you to offer :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    It's sammich time.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Pretty hungry. Haven't had an actual meal all day but somehow managed to get through an entire leg of lamb and a few kilos of veggies but I could still eat a steak and chips.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    The angel on my shoulder: "Now Iva all you have to do to lose the weight you gained today is to give up bread"

    The devil on my shoulder: "Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard .... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich!"




    Guess who won? ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.Eat the pudding.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 947 ✭✭✭Enright


    Dinner eat, cava and red wine drank, slept for 1 hour, ready to go again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,769 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I've eaten so much turkey, there's a massive crater in anatolia


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Turkey and mustard sandwich.

    Pfffff - turkey and mustard is for normal days. I'm thinking chicken & ham & stuffing & gravy & maybe coleslaw (too far?), OoOoOo - and cranberry sauce. Hmmmmm - what else can I put on there???


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Pfffff - turkey and mustard is for normal days. I'm thinking chicken & ham & stuffing & gravy & maybe coleslaw (too far?), OoOoOo - and cranberry sauce. Hmmmmm - what else can I put on there???

    You can drop the coleslaw for starters :eek:

    Replace with a roasted potato


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    You can drop the coleslaw for starters :eek:

    Replace with a roasted potato

    Yeah - think the coleslaw would ruin it. Your potato idea intrigues me I may subscribe to your newsletter.

    Even better - potato croquette.... Evil genius!!!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Add a roasted parsnip in there to sex it up a lil


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Add a roasted parsnip in there to sex it up a lil

    Crazy kinky bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Right I've just had a motillium and I'm ready for round two starting with Turkey ham and stuffing sandwich with a can of beer and a half tube of Pringles. The dog is still fecked though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    I changed into a bigger pair of jeans before dinner after all the visiting was done so I'm coping pretty well.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    I'm after dinner and have been eating pretty much all day but I could still eat a horse. God bless the high metabolism of youth! I'll probably lose weight this Christmas just like usual as well.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    wazky wrote: »
    Currently nursing a food baby.

    My OH and his kids are the same, the amount of food they ate was disgusting.

    I ate very little after cooking said food

    I shall soon be nursing a wine baby however :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭knarkypants


    Had the dinner, snoozed on the sofa for about 30mins. Woke up and had some chocolate biscuit pudding. Just letting that settle and then gonna start on the turkey sambos. Love it! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Pretty hungry. Haven't had an actual meal all day but somehow managed to get through an entire leg of lamb and a few kilos of veggies but I could still eat a steak and chips.

    Christmas is not a big deal here so I made myself some grilled vegetables for a chicken salad at lunch which I then washed down with a mug of sweet tea.

    A few hours later, I allowed myself a snack of about 6.5 million bananas with peanut butter on them (that will show Christmas!). Consequently, I am just coming down from a dangerous sugar high. It was painful and I felt like my eyeballs were trying to sweat their way out their sockets but the ride up was totally worth it.

    Cheers.

    PS: Does not compute. For the bits in bold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Super hoop


    I'm starving. The oven gave up the ghost about 30 mins into the cooking process!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    Just nice.

    House cleaned after guests.

    Kids in bed

    Tv is crap

    Poor hubby in work til 2.0am

    Super bored!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭happywithlife


    Bloody wrecked
    But the kids are in bed
    Hubby just made a round of the ole ham sandwiches
    Things are looking up 😀


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "How can I top the turkey and mustard sandwich from earlier?" I ask myself.

    I think a ham and mustard sandwich, some very bold chocolate of some description and Sherlock rewatched from the start may just do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    It took me about ten minutes to cover the distance from the couch to the computer. About 15 feet of space.
    Was convinced I had become paraplegic.

    Currently eating cold stuffing. Cant muster the energy to make a sandwich.


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