How stuffed are you right now? (Christmas Day)

IvaBigWun

Im probably at a good 9 out of 10, jeans that normally need a belt are now bulging (oh behave!).

How stuffed are you right now?

Poll to follow

Mayo_Boy

Im more stuffed than a teenage girls bra at a one direction concert

kneemos

Not very,I found a finger in my pudding.

wazky

Currently nursing a food baby.

MurdyWurdy

I'm a 7 - room for another piece of cake and a pick at the turkey

Hande hoche!

Quite stuffed but will inevitably have some sandwiches later.

Mars Bar

Just after finishing our dinner. I'm stuffed! Looking forward to desert in a while though.

dgt

"I need more whiskey, dick....."

Vito Corleone

Having a relax period now but will be refilling later.

Rasheed

I'm disgustingly full. I can't move. The dog is moaning beside me, he's as bad.

Czarcasm

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Im probably at a good 9 out of 10, jeans that normally need a belt are now bulging (oh behave!).

How stuffed are you right now?

Poll to follow

I figured there was no point in trying to fight it and got naked, couldn't fit another sprout and trying to make room for more whiskey by rubbing my belly...




The in-laws are not amused.

Thrill

Bloated. The next dump I take will probably be enormous.

Pinch Flat

Couldn't even fit in a wafer thin mint

http://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U

SeaFields

Prob only a 5 or 6. A few bottles of beer to help the digestion and I'll have another dinner.

CrowdedHouse

Quite full-taking a 20/30 min time out before Plum Pudding with custard and cream

Chareth Cutestory

Glad to see someone else hasn't had their dinner yet, I was beginning to feel very left out.

The_Valeyard

Just waddled over to the couch.

I will admit I feel a little bit pregnant.

The Diabolical Monocle

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Poll to follow

Christmas log to follow.

YellowFeather

Super stuffed. Super content. Super sleepy. My mum, who once nagged me for drinking too much, is trying to ply me with vodka - but there's no room!!

But with God as my witness I'm eating more before the end of the night if it kills me. There's half a roast chicken sitting there and potato salad about to be made!

Nom nom nom gluttony nom nom.

Tugboats

Just unloaded on the loo. Ready for round 2 now

The Diabolical Monocle

Tugboats wrote: »

Just unloaded on the loo. Ready for round 2 now

Pics or GTFO

neilthefunkeone

So full.. The eyes are starting to close.. Power nap then more beer!!

MRnotlob606

fapping to a handsome christmas turkey as we speak

galait

As full as a Seaside S**thouse on a Bank Holiday Monday !

greedygoblin

Stuffed. Like a turkey.

Professey Chin

Kill me....

Czarcasm

The Dark Lord Cthulhu wrote: »

Kill me....

I'm already stuffed, but it's nice of you to offer

Fr_Dougal

It's sammich time.

pickarooney

Pretty hungry. Haven't had an actual meal all day but somehow managed to get through an entire leg of lamb and a few kilos of veggies but I could still eat a steak and chips.

IvaBigWun

The angel on my shoulder: "Now Iva all you have to do to lose the weight you gained today is to give up bread"

The devil on my shoulder: "Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard .... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich ... Turkey and mustard sandwich!"




Guess who won?

Professey Chin

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Enright

Dinner eat, cava and red wine drank, slept for 1 hour, ready to go again

Mr. CooL ICE

I've eaten so much turkey, there's a massive crater in anatolia

YellowFeather

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Turkey and mustard sandwich.

Pfffff - turkey and mustard is for normal days. I'm thinking chicken & ham & stuffing & gravy & maybe coleslaw (too far?), OoOoOo - and cranberry sauce. Hmmmmm - what else can I put on there???

IvaBigWun

YellowFeather wrote: »

Pfffff - turkey and mustard is for normal days. I'm thinking chicken & ham & stuffing & gravy & maybe coleslaw (too far?), OoOoOo - and cranberry sauce. Hmmmmm - what else can I put on there???

You can drop the coleslaw for starters :eek:

Replace with a roasted potato

YellowFeather

IvaBigWun wrote: »

You can drop the coleslaw for starters :eek:

Replace with a roasted potato

Yeah - think the coleslaw would ruin it. Your potato idea intrigues me I may subscribe to your newsletter.

Even better - potato croquette.... Evil genius!!!

IvaBigWun

Add a roasted parsnip in there to sex it up a lil

FizzleSticks

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YellowFeather

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Add a roasted parsnip in there to sex it up a lil

Crazy kinky bastard.

Rasheed

Right I've just had a motillium and I'm ready for round two starting with Turkey ham and stuffing sandwich with a can of beer and a half tube of Pringles. The dog is still fecked though.

hardCopy

I changed into a bigger pair of jeans before dinner after all the visiting was done so I'm coping pretty well.

Talib Fiasco

I'm after dinner and have been eating pretty much all day but I could still eat a horse. God bless the high metabolism of youth! I'll probably lose weight this Christmas just like usual as well.

Stheno

wazky wrote: »

Currently nursing a food baby.

My OH and his kids are the same, the amount of food they ate was disgusting.

I ate very little after cooking said food

I shall soon be nursing a wine baby however

knarkypants

Had the dinner, snoozed on the sofa for about 30mins. Woke up and had some chocolate biscuit pudding. Just letting that settle and then gonna start on the turkey sambos. Love it!

Itwasntme.

pickarooney wrote: »

Pretty hungry. Haven't had an actual meal all day but somehow managed to get through an entire leg of lamb and a few kilos of veggies but I could still eat a steak and chips.

Christmas is not a big deal here so I made myself some grilled vegetables for a chicken salad at lunch which I then washed down with a mug of sweet tea.

A few hours later, I allowed myself a snack of about 6.5 million bananas with peanut butter on them (that will show Christmas!). Consequently, I am just coming down from a dangerous sugar high. It was painful and I felt like my eyeballs were trying to sweat their way out their sockets but the ride up was totally worth it.

Cheers.

PS: Does not compute. For the bits in bold.

Super hoop

I'm starving. The oven gave up the ghost about 30 mins into the cooking process!!

cassid

Just nice.

House cleaned after guests.

Kids in bed

Tv is crap

Poor hubby in work til 2.0am

Super bored!!

happywithlife

Bloody wrecked
But the kids are in bed
Hubby just made a round of the ole ham sandwiches
Things are looking up 😀

FizzleSticks

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IvaBigWun

"How can I top the turkey and mustard sandwich from earlier?" I ask myself.

I think a ham and mustard sandwich, some very bold chocolate of some description and Sherlock rewatched from the start may just do it

Corvo Attano

It took me about ten minutes to cover the distance from the couch to the computer. About 15 feet of space.
Was convinced I had become paraplegic.

Currently eating cold stuffing. Cant muster the energy to make a sandwich.