Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

When is a man too fit?

  • 23-12-2013 6:34pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    That other thread about the fit women got me thinking. Now I know most women probably don't like the overly muscular look like this fella:



    :D

    But are there certain types of male physiques apart from the huge bodybuilder types, like maybe slim guys with very low body fat, that you don't find attractive? I remember Billie Piper on Top Gear saying she didn't like six packs because they're too try hard. Gotta love billie. :)

    I was watching Take Me Out once, (Yes I was really bored) :o and a few of the women turned off their lighties because they thought the guy, (who was a bit of a gym junkie) was a bit vain and would spend too much time looking after himself, and not enough time on his lady.

    So where would you draw the line?


«13456

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    When he's done so much yoga and pilates that he can suck his own toes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    When he's done so much yoga and pirates that he can suck his own toes.

    Yeah those pirates are dodgy feckers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭lostdisk


    Too fit for who?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    You're going to get a load of women in here saying that they prefer skinny or fat guys and despise muscles of any kind. Just getting in before those lies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    pirates lol


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Yeah those pirates are dodgy feckers.

    Well my day is just getting better, isn't it! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    rwg wrote: »
    pirates lol

    Lol he looks like hes done a lot of pirates alright.

    Too funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    When he wears a jumper that doesn't cover his pecks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Ass pirates!


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'm constantly wary of being too fit, it's a struggle really.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Advertisement
  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    when other members of the patriarchy tell him that he is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    What I always wonder is whether being muscular negates having a bit of flab, or if its better to be a bit weaker but flab free.

    I can never seem to bulk without getting a bit of a spare tyre at the same time, and conversely when I cut, my hard won guns seem to always be the first things to go instead of the aforementioned wobbly bits :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    What I always wonder is whether being muscular negates having a bit of flab, or if its better to be a bit weaker but flab free.

    I can never seem to bulk without getting a bit of a spare tyre at the same time, and conversely when I cut, my hard won guns seem to always be the first things to go instead of the aforementioned wobbly bits :(
    You need more protein if muscle is deteriorating before fat.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    SV wrote: »
    You need more protein if muscle is deteriorating before fat.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭jantheman91


    What I always wonder is whether being muscular negates having a bit of flab, or if its better to be a bit weaker but flab free.

    I can never seem to bulk without getting a bit of a spare tyre at the same time, and conversely when I cut, my hard won guns seem to always be the first things to go instead of the aforementioned wobbly bits :(

    Because you're doing it wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    When you can't get a credit card between the cheeks of his arse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    When you can't get a credit card between the cheeks of his arse.

    What have you been up to dude?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    What I always wonder is whether being muscular negates having a bit of flab, or if its better to be a bit weaker but flab free.

    I can never seem to bulk without getting a bit of a spare tyre at the same time, and conversely when I cut, my hard won guns seem to always be the first things to go instead of the aforementioned wobbly bits :(

    Yeah I have the same problem. I'm happy enough with my arms and chest - they're well toned, but I have a bit of a gut and I don't want to lose any weight because I've worked so hard to get to the weight I'm at now. I've always been slim.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    When you can't get a credit card between the cheeks of his arse.

    Might be useful if he gets sent to prison. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭b_mac


    What I always wonder is whether being muscular negates having a bit of flab, or if its better to be a bit weaker but flab free.

    I can never seem to bulk without getting a bit of a spare tyre at the same time, and conversely when I cut, my hard won guns seem to always be the first things to go instead of the aforementioned wobbly bits :(

    Trenbolone @400mg p/w


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    When they have a neck/ shoulder combo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    When he's got very defined abs, and proper pecs. Ugh hate pecs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,801 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    When you can't get a credit card between the cheeks of his arse.

    Flowers €10
    Movie €20
    Dinner €55
    The look on his face when you attempt to sodomise him with a credit card...

    Priceless.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Ass pirates!

    Jolly rogered?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    When he's got very defined abs, and proper pecs. Ugh hate pecs.

    You wouldn't like me so. I can make my pecs dance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    When he's showing more cleavage than his girlfriend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    That other thread about the fit women got me thinking. Now I know most women probably don't like the overly muscular look like this fella:



    Him. He is too fit :eek:. Words beyond this fail me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    A guy like the one in that video doesn't look fit to me, he looks strong. Now maybe I'm wrong, but the huge bodybuilders don't look like they could run 10k, or swim a few lengths comfortably. Or sprint up a flight of stairs without keeling over. I'm sure some can, but I wouldn't imagine it's the norm. They generally work on building muscle and strength rather than cardio or overall fitness.

    As for attractiveness, a little bit of everything is nice. Toned, fit, healthy...moderation really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    Define fit.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Bodybuilders wouldnt be exactly fit. Plenty of muscle but the cardio of a block of cheese.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Demi Moore in some 80's flick said 'never date a guy who has a smaller arse than you'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Daqster wrote: »
    Demi Moore in some 80's flick said 'never date a guy who has a smaller arse than you'.

    I really need to work on my glutes so. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    Most people - both men and women - think that looks absolutely ridiculous. But muscular guys who are not freakishly muscular do have their fans, of course. The irony is that some of those men are not really that fit at all, and in some cases don't even have a lot of functional strength. I wouldn't mind developing a physique a lot of those MMA fighters have, such as the one this guy has: http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/GSP.jpg

    It's also worth mentioning that some of those freakishly large men have psychological issues. They will often say they were small as a child and were bullied etc. I've watched quite a few documentaries about them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    Bodybuilders wouldnt be exactly fit. Plenty of muscle but the cardio of a block of cheese.

    it seems you are intimating that cheese is known for its lack of stamina - how so?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    rwg wrote: »
    it seems you are intimating that cheese is known for its lack of stamina - how so?

    Every seen a block of edam run up a hill?


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Pug160 wrote: »
    Most people - both men and women - think that looks absolutely ridiculous. But muscular guys who are not freakishly muscular do have their fans, of course. The irony is that some of those men are not really that fit at all, and in some cases don't even have a lot of functional strength. I wouldn't mind developing a physique a lot of those MMA fighters have, such as the one this guy has: http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/GSP.jpg

    It's also worth mentioning that some of those freakishly large men have psychological issues. They will often say they were small as a child and were bullied etc. I've watched quite a few documentaries about them.

    Coleman is a very strong man indeed. Possibly not as strong as he looks but still much stronger than most men will ever be.

    Lots of men in general have 'psychological issues'. Most do not go on to be at the absolute top of their chosen field of endeavour.

    It's not something I'd strive for but you can't but admire the dedication, commitment and focus these guys have.

    And Gongoozler will no doubt question my sexuality, but Coleman's back is just insane!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭newbie2013


    If a guy has a ft long down below, women dont care how fit they are. So ive been told anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    Coleman is a very strong man indeed. Possibly not as strong as he looks but still much stronger than most men will ever be.

    Lots of men in general have 'psychological issues'. Most do not go on to be at the absolute top of their chosen field of endeavour.

    It's not something I'd strive for but you can't but admire the dedication, commitment and focus these guys have.

    And Gongoozler will no doubt question my sexuality, but Coleman's back is just insane!

    Oh I wasn't saying that their dedication wasn't admirable. And I'm sure they don't all have psychological problems. But it wouldn't be the sort of body most people would choose to have.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭lostdisk


    Pug160 wrote: »
    Most people - both men and women - think that looks absolutely ridiculous. But muscular guys who are not freakishly muscular do have their fans, of course. The irony is that some of those men are not really that fit at all, and in some cases don't even have a lot of functional strength. I wouldn't mind developing a physique a lot of those MMA fighters have, such as the one this guy has: http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/GSP.jpg

    It's also worth mentioning that some of those freakishly large men have psychological issues. They will often say they were small as a child and were bullied etc. I've watched quite a few documentaries about them.

    Coleman is super strong. Probably super fit too. I guarantee most of those MMA guys would love to be able to move the weight he does or have his cardio fitness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,701 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    lostdisk wrote: »
    Coleman is super strong. Probably super fit too. I guarantee most of those MMA guys would love to be able to move the weight he does or have his cardio fitness.

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    lostdisk wrote: »
    Coleman is super strong. Probably super fit too. I guarantee most of those MMA guys would love to be able to move the weight he does or have his cardio fitness.

    I guarantee they wouldnt want his cardio. That much muscle would require a ridiculous amount of oxygen. He'd barely be able to hold his hands up by the end of round 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    lostdisk wrote: »
    Coleman is super strong. Probably super fit too. I guarantee most of those MMA guys would love to be able to move the weight he does or have his cardio fitness.

    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I really admire those that put that level of effort into building and maintaining their body to that extent but I can't help but feel the same was about super muscley guys the way I feel about super overweight guys- it is an extreme that comes inherently with a lack of life balance.


    Out of curiosity. what happens to a body that has been built that big and is subsequently allowed to decline?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    I guarantee they wouldnt want his cardio. That much muscle would require a ridiculous amount of oxygen. He'd barely be able to hold his hands up by the end of round 1


    Still, he could take a beating I'd say. And he'd only need to get lucky once. You'd have to be lucky all the time!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    cantdecide wrote: »
    I really admire those that put that level of effort into building and maintaining their body to that extent but I can't help but feel the same was about super muscley guys the way I feel about super overweight guys- it is an extreme that comes inherently with a lack of life balance.


    Out of curiosity. what happens to a body that has been built that big and is subsequently allowed to decline?


    Coleman will become a real life nutty professor.











    Not really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Still, he could take a beating I'd say. And he'd only need to get lucky once. You'd have to be lucky all the time!

    If that was the case we'd have a lot of bodybuilder style champions....or even ones with decent records.
    Theyres pretty much none. Especially at any kind of higher level


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    I guarantee they wouldnt want his cardio. That much muscle would require a ridiculous amount of oxygen. He'd barely be able to hold his hands up by the end of round 1

    Also, the strength those guys have is almost useless without grappling experience. Well, it's useless against trained athletes anyway. We saw what happened when that Polish strongman decided to try MMA (although to his credit, he appears to have improved a bit with time and effort).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,733 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    I personally prefer a man who looks like he works for a living, little bit muscly but not too built. But that's my preference and I wouldn't like to say somebody is too fit when most men are in dreadful shape, and yes that's even in comparison to Irish women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    If that was the case we'd have a lot of bodybuilder style champions....or even ones with decent records.
    Theyres pretty much none. Especially at any kind of higher level


    I was not being entirely serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭lostdisk


    I guarantee they wouldnt want his cardio. That much muscle would require a ridiculous amount of oxygen. He'd barely be able to hold his hands up by the end of round 1

    150kg bodybuilders certainly dont jog for six miles a day. 90kg BJJers dont have an 800lb deadlift.

    Comparing like for like. His body would need some amount of oxygen to get through a conditioning session. Be interesting to compare conditioning training between RC and a cage fighter.


  • Advertisement
Advertisement