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Swan heads to Lidl - but why?

  • 14-12-2013 10:49am
    #1
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭


    I'm baffled.

    Just seen a Swan heading into Lidl, but why? What would they be after?


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  • #2
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,310 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Daqster wrote: »
    I'm baffled.

    Just seen a Swan heading into Lidl, but why? What would they be after?

    Foreigners. Everyone knows the swans eat foreigners.



    Oh wait, I might have that one wrong.


  • #3
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Disappointed. Though lidl were finally selling swan


  • #4
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    Aldi was closed.


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Paddling pool.


  • #6
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    He had heard there is a special offer on Rope.


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  • #7
    marketty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭marketty


    Got a voucher in the Swanday World and decided to waddle in for a gander


  • #8
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    marketty wrote: »
    Got a voucher in the Swanday World and decided to waddle in for a gander

    Booooooooo.


  • #9
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    oh I thought you meant there were sawn heads for sale in Lidl!
    That would have been more interesting.


  • #10
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    A feather duster.


  • #11
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Newbie posts a link, chances of me clicking on it = 0


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  • #12
    Agent Coulson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,272 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    He knows if he goes to Tesco he'll end up in a burger.


  • #13
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    An egg timer.


  • #14
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Newbie posts a link, chances of me clicking on it = 0

    I thought everyone had Hoverzoom at this stage. If you don't, get it. (It's a chrome plug in)


  • #15
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Daqster wrote: »
    I'm baffled.

    Just seen a Swan heading into Lidl, but why? What would they be after?

    I don't know you, but I think I love you.


  • #16
    Stereomaniac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    I know that I love you all.


  • #17
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Daqster wrote: »
    I'm baffled.

    Just seen a Swan heading into Lidl, but why? What would they be after?

    Oh oh, I know this one... "why the long face?"


  • #18
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Stereomaniac wrote: »
    I know that I love you all.

    I like you as a friend.


  • #19
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Some neck on him walking into Lidl like that.


  • #20
    Pappa Charlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Pappa Charlie


    That guy is always swaning about the place window shopping!


  • #21
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    kneemos wrote: »
    Some neck on him walking into Lidl like that.

    Swanning around like he's cock of the walk with a feather in his cap. Well, he ain't no spring chicken. He's for the birds that one. His goose is cooked I tell ya.

    *Annnnnnnnd breathe.*


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  • #22
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Pappa Charlie wrote: »
    That guy is always swaning about the place window shopping!

    Fcuk off taking my joke. :mad:


  • #23
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,862 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Fcuk off taking my joke. :mad:

    Toucan play at this game.


  • #24
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,057 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Might have lost his Pen there.


  • #25
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,578 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Swan can go anywhere Swan wants. Swan knows nothing short of the Special Branch can stop it.


  • #26
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Also thought Lidl were selling Swan heads when I read the thread title.


  • #27
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    The title is very misleading. You should change it to 'Swan walks towards lidl store' as it didn't actually go into lidl, just the car park


  • #28
    maxwell smart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Looking for its relatives in the frozen section?


  • #29
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    CJC999 wrote: »
    The title is very misleading. You should change it to 'Swan walks towards lidl store' as it didn't actually go into lidl, just the car park

    Apologies, but I'm hoping for a call up for the Daily Mail you see, not Reuters.


  • #30
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,862 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Daqster wrote: »
    Apologies, but I'm hoping for a call up for the Daily Mail you see, not Reuters.

    Is the Skibbereen Eagle still in business? They might be interested.

    The Skibbereen Eagle, a newspaper founded in 1857, became famous by declaring it was “keeping an eye on the Czar of Russia” over his expansionist designs ...


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  • #31
    brembo26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭brembo26


    probably just waiting for a mate.

    Ill leave <.< >.>


  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    Toucan play at this game.

    I laughed waaaaay too hard at that :pac:

    Oh I do love a good pun!


  • #33
    lost in cork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Because theres a recession


  • #34
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    lost in cork wrote: »
    Because theres a recession
    Maybe he knew breadcrumbs were selling out for the stuffing.


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Daqster wrote: »
    Maybe he knew breadcrumbs were selling out for the stuffing.

    And everyone knows that stuffing is a swan's....

    ....wait for it......

    ......cygneture dish. :cool:

    /gets coat


  • #36
    Raminahobbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,983 ✭✭✭Raminahobbin


    Looks VERY like the Lidl on Cork Street...do you live on Cork Street OP? Lets see if my Lidl recognition skills are up to scratch.


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